Ok what five year old who is scared of fucking jumping wrote this???
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xXZoMg15Xx11 years ago
Gym teacher: Let's do high jumping now! Gym teacher: Why aren't you jumping!
Me: I can't, my bones will explode! Gym teacher: Pulls me into the air and releases
SO YOU WOULD FUCKIN HAVE INDESTRUCTIBLE EXPLODING BONES!!!mind blown
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Trevor Dunstan Trotto13 years ago
yes because this makes complete sense!
Watermelonman8 years ago
Aaron, bad idea. That"d turn the whole planet into a cube, then it"d become a triangle, and finally turn into an invisible pancake, also space will turn into sam. Don't try pink socks either, that"d cause you to boost up into space likr a rocket, then you"...[Show full comment]
Yup Sense. You clearly relize your bones are Indestructible and them blowing up won't necesarally screw the rest of you up so therefore your fine
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Saul Hipster Ramsay13 years ago
Your bones are indestructible, blowing them up wouldn't do shit!
running it actually jumping but faster... well sh!t
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battalion wars 11 years ago
My bones shall not explode
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Frendlyspesr9 years ago
I don’t jump I push the ground down
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PressDaButton3539 years ago
What the-
I don't understand...
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CODEX079 years ago
Actually, you have indestructible bones, they can't explode
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kat:)11 years ago
*indestructible* *explodes by simply jumping* well I guess I had the definition wrong.
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Jupitr10 years ago
FUCKKKKKKKK
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MilesRubi5 years ago
well what"s the point then
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DarksoulsXxX11 years ago
If you indestructible bones your bones wouldn't explode
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Oida10 years ago
Someone here is clearly an idiot.
Watermelonman10 years ago
No, it"s me!!!!! I am the idiot! Look, i am bad at grammar, let me show you: "id es reaning appelss." see? I can not do grammar very well! Everyone thinks i am an idiot if i"m having a conversation! I am the idiot!
If you can't break your bones so they can't explode . YES
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Anthros44711 years ago
Your bones will be fine, but your organs won't...
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P1NK9 years ago
They will explode but still be intact. Strength protects me from the explosions .
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Survival Toast11 years ago
Hwo wrote that shit?!
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FurryFluffer10 years ago
Thus causing a paradox. Sucking the world inti a black hole
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sigve1011 years ago
I would be kamikaze! SUICIDE NON DEATH!!
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jamalmclovin10 years ago
My bones are indestructible. ..LOOPHOLE
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TheSlimGod11 years ago
Why would i want that if i have no one to use it on
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KrazyKidz10 years ago
you cant blow them up because there indestructible
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Jade McLenon13 years ago
if my bones are indestructible how will they explode?
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Sandynightlast year
你管这叫坚不可摧?
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I love markiplier10 years ago
Your bones can't explode if they are indestructible. Unless you live in a world where there is absolutely no logic. Then I could understand that but otherthan that. I say nope!
Ya this one does make TOTAL Sense how how would your bones go boom if there indestructible?
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DogeLol6910 years ago
911, dialing the grammar police
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RPSLovesbuttons11 years ago
So... Either I've just broken reality... or there's something seriously wrong with logic
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Hi.im.justisuar11 years ago
But ur bones are indestructible and so u won't get hurt
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Faithk80810 years ago
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