You develop telekinetic abilities
but
You can never manipulate objects with your actual hands again.
I will not

Zarnoff the button presser 11 years ago
meh, hands are overrated

TheRealRickAndMorty 2 years ago
EXACTLY, JUST GET A ROBOT HAND

Dustin Ray 13 years ago
Ok, this one never said that you can't feel things with your hands, only that you can't manipulate them using your hands. So all you would have to do, is use your hands for the feeling, while using your telekinetic abilities to actually manipulate your han... [Show full comment]

example99 3 years ago
1.use telekinesis to move your hand 2.manipulate it using telekineses whle using point 1
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andrewplays4 11 years ago
not to much of a downside

almosttheretbh 9 years ago
just place your hand in it and move it with your mind...

Greyfull 10 years ago
my superhero name would be "the lassy ass"

serrato12 11 years ago
40% are fucking idiots. OH IM SORRY CAN U MANIPULATE THINGS WITH UR HANDS RIGHT NOW??? NO DUMBASSES

blackwingdrago 11 years ago
So no more playdoh

Jacob Doyle 13 years ago
Mindurbate

Moina 4 years ago
You horny mother fucking allos
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Vortex1212 9 years ago
I will telekinetically move my hands and fingers to use them.

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Who needs hands anyway? MAGICAL FORCE FIELDS!!!!! And the force of course

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago
HANDS FREE STEELING

PotatoLord420 10 years ago
Good! I Never Brake Or Hurt My Hand Again!

capncreeper 11 years ago
Dobby Bieber doesn't use hands sir.Dobby Bieber's to rich to do anything with hands

CNxcx 6 months ago
The house-elf who was bullied
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Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
ok. so my hands are just for clawing; because the type of thing that gives you this power are usually pasta/dark.

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
combined with my last button of entering dreams of others while i can never sleep, id definetly be tapped by slender.

Kieran Lawrence 13 years ago
Manipulate things at point-blank range. Thatll avoid awkward questions :)

Serina Wall 13 years ago
would you call it a mindjob then?

Magmuz 9 years ago
I"am mindblown
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theonlysans 10 years ago
Can already do this

dbs18431 11 years ago
The telekinesis would replace your hands.

CallJGWentworth877cashnow 9 years ago
Use that good "ol telekinesis to get some money, and go get yo hands fixed sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Marshall Marshall 13 years ago
Why would you need hands? Move everything with your mind.

awedar 3 years ago
i lost my hands after i tried repairing my lawnmower and it turns on, cutting through my hands like butter. so wheres the downside????

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago
This is just using your hands, except for the fact you could put something below you and fly

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
Or just use it on yourself!

Con 9 years ago
Move all electrons out of someone and then the protons and be known as the best weapon ever.

TeamFirefly 10 years ago
So what? Just use your telekinetic abilities.

Silverbullet2121 11 years ago
It makes life easier.

BruhThisGuy 6 years ago
./hands

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MRDIEGO190 11 years ago
you would apply your telekinetik powers in a scientist that makes the best robotic hands...

AnyaSingh 9 years ago
If we have telekinetic ability then what"s the need of hands

Bofo199 12 years ago
Why would you need to?

Thekillerorca 10 years ago
Why would you need to use your hands

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Soaku 10 years ago
So, I dont need hands. I can even use my smart phone. I need just a carrot.

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
technically you could just apply force to the places you would need to touch on the smart phone, no carrot required :)

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CMHammond 11 years ago
Spam...

Jacob2020 6 years ago
EXTRA YEET

willipressit? 11 years ago
how will i do my homework without hands???

Koober 9 years ago
THIS IS GREAT I DONT HAVE TO WHIP ME SASUAGE OUT AND USE ME HANDS I CAN USE TELEKINETIC

MightyXT 7 years ago
How about no. What you realize you"re dreaming while in a dream? It"s called a lucid dream. Look it up.

MightyXT 7 years ago
What"s wrong with 61% of the people?

kvk4life 11 years ago
telekinetic masturbation ftw

harrypotterscar12 10 years ago
Why would you need your hands you could manipulate intimate objects

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TorrentialChaoss 2 years ago
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theO0032 9 years ago
No downside.

Netanel Mullokandov 13 years ago
hands? WHAT HANDS

Xx_GokuLuv69_xX 3 years ago
erm... NO THANKS!!! HOW WILL I JORK MY PEENITS!!!???

XxGamerxX 11 years ago
That means you can't masturbate!

DanishGamingGuy 11 years ago
Mindbating

snailbob64 10 years ago
if i don't need to use my hands, but i have mind control, why need to use my hands?

_ERROR_Username_not_found 10 years ago
Hell yeah. I won't need hands again.

NukeIt9er 11 years ago
#ImNowIRLKenshi

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
YES! ILL BE LIKE SAIKI K.!!!!!!!!!!

Lunch 11 years ago
So? I can move Donald Trump's hair with my mind!
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