Will You Press The Button?

Zarnoff the button presser 11 years ago

meh, hands are overrated

TheRealRickAndMorty 2 years ago

EXACTLY, JUST GET A ROBOT HAND

Dustin Ray 13 years ago

Ok, this one never said that you can't feel things with your hands, only that you can't manipulate them using your hands. So all you would have to do, is use your hands for the feeling, while using your telekinetic abilities to actually manipulate your han... [Show full comment]

example99 3 years ago

1.use telekinesis to move your hand 2.manipulate it using telekineses whle using point 1

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andrewplays4 11 years ago

not to much of a downside

almosttheretbh 9 years ago

just place your hand in it and move it with your mind...

Greyfull 10 years ago

my superhero name would be "the lassy ass"

serrato12 11 years ago

40% are fucking idiots. OH IM SORRY CAN U MANIPULATE THINGS WITH UR HANDS RIGHT NOW??? NO DUMBASSES

blackwingdrago 11 years ago

So no more playdoh

Jacob Doyle 13 years ago

Mindurbate

Moina 4 years ago

You horny mother fucking allos

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Vortex1212 9 years ago

I will telekinetically move my hands and fingers to use them.

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Who needs hands anyway? MAGICAL FORCE FIELDS!!!!! And the force of course

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago

HANDS FREE STEELING

PotatoLord420 10 years ago

Good! I Never Brake Or Hurt My Hand Again!

capncreeper 11 years ago

Dobby Bieber doesn't use hands sir.Dobby Bieber's to rich to do anything with hands

CNxcx 6 months ago

The house-elf who was bullied

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Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

ok. so my hands are just for clawing; because the type of thing that gives you this power are usually pasta/dark.

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

combined with my last button of entering dreams of others while i can never sleep, id definetly be tapped by slender.

Kieran Lawrence 13 years ago

Manipulate things at point-blank range. Thatll avoid awkward questions :)

Serina Wall 13 years ago

would you call it a mindjob then?

Magmuz 9 years ago

I"am mindblown

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Patrick71669a1 9 years ago

In a do it

gijswillem1 12 years ago

Thats the point of telekenisis

slapaslapedodaday 10 years ago

SANSY-BOY!!!!!

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

who NEEDS to when you have telekinesis its just removing a minor convinience

Linkmaster1987x 10 years ago

A literal mind fuck

SirLok-1 9 years ago

Why not, people aren't objects

Sister-Christina Stratford 13 years ago

I'd probably never use my hands again, anyways.

deepakchutiyah 6 years ago

Not being able to manipulate boobs with my hands doesn't seem worth it at all

cash5466 11 years ago

how the fuck can i play video games accurately anymore?

Knassen123321 9 years ago

Fuck off Ronaldo. Im The best footboll player now!

pressmedont123 11 years ago

Mash that button! Hands are for suckers!

Krusek 10 years ago

Ohhhhh, vectors, Elfin lied.

gavinbrichardson 8 years ago

Use your telekinesis to move objects around your hands. It sort of slightly floats above you hand.

yaaay 11 years ago

*Falls from a space station with a jet-pack always on during the way into the button, makin all earth break from the epic button-smash*

dbs18431 11 years ago

The telekinesis would replace your hands.

CallJGWentworth877cashnow 9 years ago

Use that good "ol telekinesis to get some money, and go get yo hands fixed sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Marshall Marshall 13 years ago

Why would you need hands? Move everything with your mind.

theonlysans 10 years ago

Can already do this

Con 9 years ago

Move all electrons out of someone and then the protons and be known as the best weapon ever.

TeamFirefly 10 years ago

So what? Just use your telekinetic abilities.

awedar 3 years ago

i lost my hands after i tried repairing my lawnmower and it turns on, cutting through my hands like butter. so wheres the downside????

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

This is just using your hands, except for the fact you could put something below you and fly

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

Or just use it on yourself!

Silverbullet2121 11 years ago

It makes life easier.

BruhThisGuy 6 years ago

./hands

I Saw This Website, I clicked it. 11 years ago

I pressed it.....

AnyaSingh 9 years ago

If we have telekinetic ability then what"s the need of hands

Bofo199 12 years ago

Why would you need to?

Thekillerorca 10 years ago

Why would you need to use your hands

MRDIEGO190 11 years ago

you would apply your telekinetik powers in a scientist that makes the best robotic hands...

Soaku 10 years ago

So, I dont need hands. I can even use my smart phone. I need just a carrot.

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

technically you could just apply force to the places you would need to touch on the smart phone, no carrot required :)

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Jacob2020 6 years ago

EXTRA YEET

willipressit? 11 years ago

how will i do my homework without hands???

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