Your children would be geniuses
but
You would be a heroin addict
I will not

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
I wouldn't be a hero-in their eyes.

dinojl 10 years ago
Badum tschhh
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collin2005 11 years ago
"heroin" addict...if you take the OTHER heroinÄ™ kind (Girl heros)that wouldnt be so bad...LOOPHOLE!

BasilFox 10 years ago
You do know there is a spelling difference between the two, right? Heroin - Highly addictive drug Heroine - female hero
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offbeatanatoliy05 11 years ago
wat if u r uh genius

MrRazzleDazzle 6 years ago
This whole thread looks like it was typed by a 4 year old
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wakwakkiwi 7 years ago
Who the fuck would want kids

JustReadTheComment 9 years ago
If ur children r geniuses then they can make a heroine substitute or simply cure it

Charlotte Stefania Apiolaza 13 years ago
Damn it, Sherlock.

BrendanCross 9 years ago
Sherlock had/has no kids
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CalebTheBoss 9 years ago
I hate cadence

FuriousDeer 10 years ago
children and families sucks SINGLE FOREVER YAY

KittandHerbie 8 years ago
SINGLE PRINGLES UNITE

Sam Ellis 13 years ago
Not that huge of a downside. My genius kids can keep daddy alive (and well stocked)

Ak4707 8 years ago
Hell yeah
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JohnMan473894 10 years ago
I don't really want children :/

ThundrCookie 11 years ago
Heroine's are girl heroes. . .NOPE

saiyanslayer 11 years ago
no upside

Alex Gregovski 13 years ago
can i just be a heroine addict in my tragic past or something?

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

tsundereking 10 years ago
I would write a note with places were i could get of my addiction and they can do math for me i have a learning disabiltie

Mr.Sueppchen 11 years ago
My IQ isn't bad (127), so it wouldn't be a problem duh!

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
I hear Snoop Dogg has an IQ of 420

MonkeyGeneral 10 years ago
I do everything for my children

ubgaming 11 years ago
breaking bad got there idea from this question!

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
Breaking Bad came out WAY before WillYouPressTheButton
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Puggy-boi 9 years ago
No that’s a stupid question bleeeehhhh

Renlyu last year
让我们去开始戒赌吧孩子们

LoLStein 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Gods_Opinion 9 years ago
Don't want kids tho

Jackie boy 10 years ago
Just stop being a addict

Catrlyfe1234 10 years ago
You can get rid of and addiction by being qith people (aka your kids)

verarch 11 years ago
we need more geniuses in our world

zboy1775 4 years ago
Where"s the downside? /j

nolovoto 11 years ago
They'd get me off of it.

A button presser 11 years ago
Invent heroin addiction prevention device.

NICEBOY123 9 years ago
I am a kid I don't have children

Darkolit 12 years ago
just don't buy heroine epic win

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
I don't want no kids!

TheHipsterOne 9 years ago
Who wants kids anyway

Trevor Ducharme 13 years ago
You could press the button and instantaneously apply for a rehab center as well. It doesn't say how much you would be addicted, either [ To clear that up, how much the urge tempts you and how much you would use. ]

Loophole man 10 years ago
Start smoking weed instead

Echo_Angel8 11 years ago
fuq dat

SkateBoard__Phighting 3 years ago
what if i stop (im a fucking genius)

WickerGian 11 years ago
Fuck no that shitty eroin

Takokat 10 years ago
I will never have kid

HEAVY METAL MUSCLE CAR GUN LOVING FIST FIGHTER 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

UwUegirl 6 years ago
pffff im not having any children

AmazingAllieIsNotOnFire 11 years ago
I would be a terrible mother so no

Hhok 10 years ago
They could gind the cure for addiction

TheGuineaPigSisterz 9 years ago
Your children could find a cure

Ayoo'Skittless TwerkKid 13 years ago
There's a cure for that

N00btastic 10 years ago
the way I think is if my children are geniuses then they know how to stop me from using heroin.

LucasR 11 years ago
So much drugaddicts

Varaldar 10 years ago
So im addicted to undyne? (A female hero)

doyouhear_thewhistle 3 months ago
I wouldn't have children sooooo

Khang4 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever? Boy: no Girl: do you even like me? Boy: no Girl: would you cry if I walked away Boy: no She'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes. The boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

Dogey 9 years ago
Why can I not just avoid having children?
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