Will You Press The Button?

MNITIMMY9 years ago

I wouldn't be a hero-in their eyes.

dinojl9 years ago

Badum tschhh

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offbeatanatoliy059 years ago

wat if u r uh genius

MrRazzleDazzle4 years ago

This whole thread looks like it was typed by a 4 year old

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collin20059 years ago

"heroin" addict...if you take the OTHER heroinÄ™ kind (Girl heros)that wouldnt be so bad...LOOPHOLE!

BasilFox8 years ago

You do know there is a spelling difference between the two, right? Heroin - Highly addictive drug Heroine - female hero

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wakwakkiwi5 years ago

Who the fuck would want kids

JustReadTheComment8 years ago

If ur children r geniuses then they can make a heroine substitute or simply cure it

CalebTheBoss7 years ago

I hate cadence

Charlotte Stefania Apiolaza12 years ago

Damn it, Sherlock.

BrendanCross8 years ago

Sherlock had/has no kids

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FuriousDeer9 years ago

children and families sucks SINGLE FOREVER YAY

KittandHerbie7 years ago

SINGLE PRINGLES UNITE

Sam Ellis12 years ago

Not that huge of a downside. My genius kids can keep daddy alive (and well stocked)

Ak47077 years ago

Hell yeah

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JohnMan4738948 years ago

I don't really want children :/

ThundrCookie9 years ago

Heroine's are girl heroes. . .NOPE

saiyanslayer9 years ago

no upside

Alex Gregovski12 years ago

can i just be a heroine addict in my tragic past or something?

Princessofgame9 years ago

I don't want to have children

ITurnedIntoObama2 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into Obama by accident and can't turn myself back!

popular45610 years ago

I wouldnt

Redheadfreak9 years ago

Im addicted to female heros...

Drew7145447 years ago

Sounds about right

Emogamer95 10 years ago

I don't want children lol

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MGGoku8 years ago

Heroin is MY thing, not yours

Davian Thule12 years ago

I don't want any children.

RosezeUltraWolf9 years ago

Dude, it didn't say that you can't get better...

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

Exaclty.It's obvious.Not gonna happen anytime soon.

Camorc9 years ago

So my kids will be geniuses, meaning I'm definitely going to have at least 1 child. Meaning I have an assurance I will not die from a heroin overdose (or anything else) until I have had children, which I will not do until my 90s at least

PeppaPig.exelast year

I already do it XD 420 skibidi ohio

James139 years ago

I'd want my children to have the best life possible

cbucks8 years ago

Have them make a non-lethal form of heroin

Paruko3 years ago

well nothings changing towards me

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_Hey_fam_9 years ago

Cool

Endet159 years ago

Instantly. I WILL NOT

JRad9 years ago

Truly genius level kids could get good jobs and help you get clean with their knowledge and money. I've beat an opiate addiction already in my life so I pressed the button because I know it's possible to get off of opiates (including heroin) with a lot of hard work.

JRad9 years ago

And I'd like to add just make sure you can parent the kids correctly and efficiently while living as a heroin addict, because even if the kids are geniuses they won't amount to their full potential without good parenting.

Derp_king7 years ago

Why is this thing real

Lachlan Stanley12 years ago

K

catlover9 years ago

no i dont take dugs

Eba8 years ago

Still waiting for that comment "I'm that now"

XavierBob9 years ago

What if heroin is a type of candy and I like it a lot?

EpicFail8 years ago

My kids will make me less of a addict

Epicduck1229 years ago

My kids will invent Addictol and save meh :D

Mum_spaghettilast year

Win-win

Pyrrhism10 years ago

My children will be geniuses anwyay

olvvvvlo9 years ago

Ok kid here is a glass cup, a lighter and some random stuff that I found in the basement, find the cure for addictions or create some wonder women clones and I'll buy you a new video game.