You find out vampires are real and you can become one, live forever, & use your vampire powers to stop terrorists.
but
You sparkle.
I will not


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Nyabell 11 years ago
terrorist: WE'RE BLOWING UP THIS PLACE me: not on my gay ass, -hairflip, sparkles, bamf af-

Zombi3 7 years ago
This is beautiful
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Lizzycat 10 years ago
THERE is no DOWNSIDE i would love to be a vanpiere

Pinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3 years ago
sorry you got a piece of shit in your replies, hope you are doing well eell
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Dr. Who? 10 years ago
I see no downside here.

DioBrando17 7 years ago
I reject my humanity Jojo

Cursedcomments 6 years ago
"WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!"

skidmark634 10 years ago
so?

MagnusBaneandTonyStark 8 years ago
Twilight???

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago
So I'mma look like Edward from Twilight

Udontknowhoiam 9 years ago
Um... Is anyone else thinking of twilight?

pikachu1626 9 years ago
no duh
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ARW123 9 years ago
Werewolves for life

pikachu1626 9 years ago
I <3 jacob {werewolf] but I love vamps too

dudebro101 11 years ago
No some one call the Winchesters

CastielHasThePhonebox 10 years ago
Ikr
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youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago
press presspress but are you pressing or is the button pressing who is pressing who

Jackie Horst 13 years ago
ALL OF MY NOPE.

FantasyKitten 9 years ago
YEP YEP YEP-O!!!
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derpface321 9 years ago
wut does "you sparkle" mean

ArinBowling 9 years ago
You shine in random areas of your body.

Zeldafan2003 10 years ago
I CAN SPARKLE???!?!?!?!? DONE!!!!! DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Slams fist on button*

_Ybiko_ 10 years ago
I don't mind a bit glitter £3£

sans111i 10 years ago
Sparkle magic

Signe Machado 13 years ago
I don't like Twilight, but being able to sparkle would be pretty awesome.

youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago
u pres the buton but the buton preses u

Kohl Russell 13 years ago
heheeheeehe

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
Tee hee

Benji Schanus 13 years ago
For the greater gooooood!

Flamm OfIrk 13 years ago
*faeries are real *faerie powers

ImNotAFish 9 years ago
*press* 10 minutes later “ALAHUAK-oooh sparkles!”

Loto 11 years ago
*jumps off cliff*

Hehe-look-in-your-toilet 10 years ago
Thats fine, i dont go outside anyways

bmr312 11 years ago
please no twilight

DrPhoenixYT 7 years ago
FUCK TWILIGHT!!!!!

BeliLapranTheCat 11 years ago
It's for the greater good. Plus Sparkles are amazing.

Bryony Harrison 13 years ago
If I was a vampire, I'd be a real vampire, sparkle or no sparkle.

flumbus 3 years ago
Sounds like a burden BEFORE the downside

IHateFeminism 10 years ago
I can be a fabulous vampire. Not one of those gay Twilight vampires, I'll take my sparkles and own that shit. "Here comes count fabulous."

goldChrysalis 12 years ago
heheh people think the sparkling bit is gay.... i already am! :D

GBWYMaxwell 9 years ago
*Gayness intensifies*

Titan_jager 11 years ago
No downside

Powerfulish 9 years ago
You would look stylish while saving the world

SkunkRouge 11 years ago
GOD NO.

Marshmallow Dude Army 11 years ago
God doesn't even exist.
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DaQueenOfMeows 9 years ago
What’s the downside?

Wolf22777 11 years ago
I'm not a vampire. I'm a Wolf.

JazzimoX 9 years ago
Umm...

EponymousAnonymous 11 years ago
SARDINES!

shortboynoah 5 years ago
BRO WHERE"s THE FREAKING DOWNSIDEFNS JGSDEJ AEK TNWA TNS N FSIE NYA

Tokayyoshi 10 years ago
Just as long as I'm green!

Maximus Vendramin 13 years ago
So my teeth already sparkle

BLACKCOUGAR68 10 years ago
I H8 GLITTER

Gengrevious 11 years ago
Soooooo twilight

Marla69 6 years ago
Aoyama is a vampire

EternalLuiz 10 years ago
Like,yo in a party, grab a flashlight aiming at yourself and say Let's get started

Heather Osburn 13 years ago
I wouldn't be a vampire whether I sparkled or not. Loss of humanity? Nah, I'll stay mortal.

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago
screw twillight, but if this was "werewolves" instead of vampires...

marcus741 11 years ago
where's the downside

Miluna 8 years ago
this is a win-win.
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