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You find out vampires are real and you can become one, live forever, & use your vampire powers to stop terrorists.

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You sparkle.

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Nyabell 11 years ago

terrorist: WE'RE BLOWING UP THIS PLACE me: not on my gay ass, -hairflip, sparkles, bamf af-

Zombi3 7 years ago

This is beautiful

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Lizzycat 10 years ago

THERE is no DOWNSIDE i would love to be a vanpiere

Pinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3 years ago

sorry you got a piece of shit in your replies, hope you are doing well eell

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Dr. Who? 10 years ago

I see no downside here.

DioBrando17 7 years ago

I reject my humanity Jojo

Cursedcomments 6 years ago

"WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!"

skidmark634 10 years ago

so?

MagnusBaneandTonyStark 8 years ago

Twilight???

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago

So I'mma look like Edward from Twilight

Udontknowhoiam 9 years ago

Um... Is anyone else thinking of twilight?

pikachu1626 9 years ago

no duh

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ARW123 9 years ago

Werewolves for life

pikachu1626 9 years ago

I <3 jacob {werewolf] but I love vamps too

dudebro101 11 years ago

No some one call the Winchesters

CastielHasThePhonebox 10 years ago

Ikr

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youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago

press presspress but are you pressing or is the button pressing who is pressing who

Jackie Horst 13 years ago

ALL OF MY NOPE.

FantasyKitten 9 years ago

YEP YEP YEP-O!!!

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derpface321 9 years ago

wut does "you sparkle" mean

ArinBowling 9 years ago

You shine in random areas of your body.

Zeldafan2003 10 years ago

I CAN SPARKLE???!?!?!?!? DONE!!!!! DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Slams fist on button*

_Ybiko_ 10 years ago

I don't mind a bit glitter £3£

sans111i 10 years ago

Sparkle magic

Signe Machado 13 years ago

I don't like Twilight, but being able to sparkle would be pretty awesome.

youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago

u pres the buton but the buton preses u

Kohl Russell 13 years ago

heheeheeehe

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago

Tee hee

Benji Schanus 13 years ago

For the greater gooooood!

Flamm OfIrk 13 years ago

*faeries are real *faerie powers

Izel_Vinters 11 years ago

It isn't too bad of a deal...(I haven't read Twilight)

Karin Augustsson 13 years ago

Hell yeah! I take music-class and we got shows with glitter! xD

Tigerlaw gaming 11 years ago

HA FUCK NO

AmandaT9 11 years ago

you do not say falageng its bad ok!!!!!

geTash 2 years ago

immortality sux

Lord of silver fountains Thorin Oakenshield 10 years ago

IM A SPARKLY VAMPIRE BITCH

PunkOtaku7 12 years ago

eeeeeeeeeeweeeeee..... this one is hard

Bogster13 11 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, not twilight vampires

ViolinAxolotl 4 years ago

I see no downside “ ✨FEAR ME IN ALL MY SPARKLING GLORY✨”

Skylox4life 10 years ago

yay! (sings My Babysitters a Vampire theme song)

TheLazyGamer 12 years ago

I WOULD BLIND THE TERRORIST THEN KILL THEM!!!!

WillPressAnyButtonWithAFandomQuestion 9 years ago

I am FABULOUS! *flips hair*

Squid1105 11 years ago

Worth it

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Or use your powers to kill the furries and steal their jewelry to sell

Venturaintalefan1000 10 years ago

I'm gonna kill you me:not on my watch hair flip kills villa sparkle XD

Warwilliam1 9 years ago

I get a hot emo girl to

Dedsec 11 years ago

I just say NO

pleasesaynotospam 11 years ago

meh

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

Vampire terrorists? Please no.

SSJ3Adean 11 years ago

To stop Isis, worth it

EyeOfTruth 10 years ago

I want the power to have my limbs back

jacobisawsome24 11 years ago

fabulouse vampire cool

Roach 8 years ago

Random Person: Stop right there monster! Me: Ha! You can't get me, I will blind you with my sparkles! Person: I'm blind Me: Oh shit *runs*

procrastinator 11 years ago

The sparkle is pretty controllable, I think. I don't like twilight too much, but there is basically no downside... *shrugs *

Evanlikespancakes 4 years ago

Garlic

Pyrokind 10 years ago

So I'm a vampire and a disco god, double win

RMB6061 12 years ago

VAMPIRE, sparkling is stupid, but....I'm a vampire!! So what of i sparkle at least I don't burst into flame, either way just stay out of sunlight

KaynaTamichi 9 years ago

i is dracula"s great, great, great- *continues for 5 minutes* great grand-daughter!

mr.whatface 11 years ago

Fuck I accidently hit post comment halfway through a sentence

NikolaKing1 9 years ago

sunlight?

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