Will You Press The Button?

Mr_loopholes 3 years ago

*grabs the boombox and plays raining tacos while teleporting rapidly and slapping people if the get in my way* Me: >:)

EllieIsOnline 10 years ago

*teleports to the bottom of the ocean* Well shit

YoloYester 5 years ago

*teleports into hell* oh shit.

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BobDobbs 11 years ago

Handy to hold on to for emergencies. Just don't use it otherwise.

hoi1919 3 years ago

teleportait

CRUELALCHEMIST79 7 years ago

Just keep teleporting until I get to where I want

mwp 4 years ago

you could teleport to space and freeze

RaspberryRabbit 9 years ago

Only use it in emergency life or death situations

-------- 8 years ago

You don't have to use it

GoldenSoul 6 years ago

You could always just not teleport, live your life normally, and then only use it when you would rather be anywhere else but where you are, cross your fingers it"s not in a volcano, warzone, North, or South Pole, and bam. Easy. Just keep it as a backup. Li... [Show full comment]

Mike Lively Jr. 13 years ago

There's an artifact in WoW that does this. Pretty damn funny.

Jake124 4 years ago

Yea.

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TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

FREE ABILITY! IM IN!

Edric Dang 13 years ago

chances of teleporting back on Earth would be slim considering how big the universe is.

Thjmze 10 years ago

Not really like just put a diaster that creates a blackhole in every solar system and Galaxie and We"re dead

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CSpark 9 years ago

Then what"s the point of teleproting?

TheFangSome13 9 years ago

Presses button, teleports randomly onto the Heart of Gold in improbability mode.

BamtanJEM 11 years ago

F*CK NO

C 9 years ago

Just spell it out properly. I do it all the time and it"s wayyyyy more satisfying. #FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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Trev1196 11 years ago

Why would u think about it if u did teleport randomly universe has a lot of unhabitable zones

Kane Hollar 13 years ago

If you teleport somewhere bad just teleport agian

that one guy who lives across the street 11 years ago

Toriel from a popular RPG called Undertale

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Jon Perry 13 years ago

Its only a matter of time before I land in Ariana France's shower...

Timelypat 9 years ago

You"re probably more like to teleport back into your house than to there.

Azzy_M8 9 months ago

So if u teleport once, u risk never being able to come back home

P.F.A 11 years ago

Do you now how big is the world?hell no!

satrio42 11 years ago

if teleport is random i will teleport to hell?!

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

You could end up in space so screw this!

Asew54321 11 years ago

"Oh look. I'm in a psycho killer's apartment."

abcx 9 years ago

First I thought that you would have to land where you started by chance after teleporting a certain amount of times, then I checked the surface of the Earth in square kilometers and the area of Hesse and I realized I"d have to teleport 24,000 times on aver... [Show full comment]

abcx 9 years ago

I supposed you can't land anywhere else but on the Earth, since otherwise your chance of ever coming back would be next to none.

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MUSTACHEXLTERRESTRIAL 12 years ago

So... Technically I'm a drunk Kyd Wykkyd...

Davynavy02 10 years ago

Somewhere in the 8th dimension Me: Dafq

HereComesTheBatman 9 years ago

Sounds pretty damn fun, if I do say so myself.

Reyna G. Muniz 13 years ago

You sure you'd teleport on the planet? People didn't think this one through when they answered. What about popping up over laval? Into a cave? So many things could go wrong and you could die before teleporting away again! Too risky.

FT6FG6T 10 years ago

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TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

the previous button allowed me to get what I want and I wanted to become a mermaid, so if I press this button and accidentally teleport to the ocean, I'll be safe

King1171 11 years ago

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jshaw71 11 years ago

as long as it's not inside of a wall, I am fine...

WheatleyWheaties 11 years ago

Trial and error for the win

the_11th_doctor 11 years ago

U could die so easily, like imene, wat if u telleport to da ocean

Nachoman158 10 years ago

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Chris0111 10 years ago

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GGEEneck last year

So basically enderman

Revan Arcata 11 years ago

i can already teleport, all i have to do is bring my nonexistent mother-in-law with me

Alcat_Vickery 10 years ago

few accidental trips to china.

you-see-mee-replying 3 years ago

*teleports into a sauna filled with old men* SH!T

Golex 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Timelypat 9 years ago

And that kids, is how I met your mother

hatfat121 12 years ago

Even if you didn't use it I'd still like the option just incase say what if I were about to fall out of a plane or get shot

YoloYester 5 years ago

Assuming that it’s only on earth’s surface, I don’t like my odds, considering 70%ish is ocean or other bodies of water. If it includes being midair, then my odds are near death. But any farther and this is a total no-go. Not pressing it, fuck you. Also warzones.

daBruh 11 years ago

DONT PUT ME IN ISIS AND IM GOOD

RumblyBiscuit66 10 years ago

Keep teleporting till you get the place you want to be in

charavsfrisk 11 years ago

So I'm a enderman

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

Teleport out of awkward situation, end up in same room as mortal enemy, teleport again, end up in space. Greeeaaaat.

SomeKobold 3 months ago

instant death button

Kitsune_0w0 8 years ago

Does it mean only earth or the entire galaxy

Leafheart 11 years ago

What's the fun in teleporting if I can't choose where I teleport?

235x0 3 years ago

the odds of teleporting to some on earth is rounded to 1930 decimals 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000... [Show full comment]

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