Will You Press The Button?

Miku_Minecraft 2 years ago

!¡ꖎᒷᔑᓭe ⍑elp ᒲe

TrueComment 3 years ago

A quick Google search tells me that "telling" does not include performing sign language as part of its definition, for whatever reason.

pengie9290 11 years ago

...So basically my sense of humor remains unchanged?

Vortex1212 9 years ago

I got that one though (i snickered)

Jason Cee 13 years ago

I'm at a funeral then start thinking about that joke and laugh my ass off

ArtPsycho 10 years ago

that makes you a dumbass

ANoob 10 years ago

Tell? Like speaking? K, just write it down to some people and tell them to say the joke to other people :D

Skull4ever 10 years ago

Write it into convinient place and sign it ;)

Babes 10 years ago

I'll just be that person in the corner laughing to themselves

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

there is no point to having a joke you cannot tell

Wiups 6 years ago

Lets say youre really depressed and BOOM all of the sudden your laughing in tears

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Schplexus 5 years ago

Der Mann zwei Pandas plitsch platsch dreizehn Sand Augen zu bumm. (The man two pandas "plitsch platsch" thirteen sand close the eyes boom.)

Unknown--B3 10 years ago

U can't tell anyone, but u could text someone the joke...😐😐😐

Tony Feenin 13 years ago

Write it down

Animelover156 10 years ago

Ill post it

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loverofbidoofs 9 years ago

What"s da point but its a rly good joke (better not be that pikachu buss one cuz I hate it WAIT? IT IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

thelocalcannon 10 years ago

write it down and record it then play it during a funeral to lighten the mood, but everyone dies because they can't breathe from laughing so hard

Killermania666 10 years ago

You could write it down and mysteriously drop it on accedent.

the baws 11 years ago

They dint say u can write it

Sans' Sock 10 years ago

i already have a ton of those a skele-ton

ninjapig255 11 years ago

Say it in public and tell them to pass it on

D3ST1N 11 years ago

But either way no one would know so, ofc I will press

EmeraldHead 11 years ago

No use in not pressing the button.

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

My pun-games aren't considered funny among people tho, so I assume I can still tell it?

Cactus76 5 years ago

How could it be the funniest joke in the world if no one can hear it

Sebastian Downing 13 years ago

what if you do?

DanieLikezChoco 10 years ago

So, it"s not like I CAN'T tell anyone UNLESS . . .

Seth_the_Lucario 10 years ago

Oh no! Killer Joke!

Kikaio 11 years ago

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LovroSambolec 9 years ago

ok ill write it ofn a peace of paper lol

StrikerBeast 11 years ago

THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE???

DDude22 9 years ago

Why not

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jshaw71 11 years ago

Why can't I tell it to anyone else?

yodude 12 years ago

Hahaha i agree with da fish

Woululuu 11 years ago

No one said i cant write it down ;D

Menardas-reply-and-post 8 years ago

PSHHH I ALWAYS KEEP SECRET JOKES

Blue Harold 13 years ago

inside jokes are the best

leon king 10 years ago

type it comments what do you call a criminal bird with a cold ill-eagle

FurLife 9 years ago

Makes me think of Monty Python only without death...

Jaeger 10 years ago

im not losing anything here

Killthebronies 11 years ago

*friend talking to me* *thinks about my joke right after he said he developed a cure for cancer* AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH