Will You Press The Button?

Miku_Minecraft 2 years ago

!¡ꖎᒷᔑᓭe ⍑elp ᒲe

TrueComment 3 years ago

A quick Google search tells me that "telling" does not include performing sign language as part of its definition, for whatever reason.

pengie9290 11 years ago

...So basically my sense of humor remains unchanged?

Vortex1212 9 years ago

I got that one though (i snickered)

Jason Cee 13 years ago

I'm at a funeral then start thinking about that joke and laugh my ass off

ArtPsycho 10 years ago

that makes you a dumbass

ANoob 10 years ago

Tell? Like speaking? K, just write it down to some people and tell them to say the joke to other people :D

Skull4ever 10 years ago

Write it into convinient place and sign it ;)

Babes 10 years ago

I'll just be that person in the corner laughing to themselves

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

there is no point to having a joke you cannot tell

Wiups 6 years ago

Lets say youre really depressed and BOOM all of the sudden your laughing in tears

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Schplexus 5 years ago

Der Mann zwei Pandas plitsch platsch dreizehn Sand Augen zu bumm. (The man two pandas "plitsch platsch" thirteen sand close the eyes boom.)

Unknown--B3 10 years ago

U can't tell anyone, but u could text someone the joke...😐😐😐

Tony Feenin 13 years ago

Write it down

Animelover156 10 years ago

Ill post it

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loverofbidoofs 9 years ago

What"s da point but its a rly good joke (better not be that pikachu buss one cuz I hate it WAIT? IT IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

thelocalcannon 10 years ago

write it down and record it then play it during a funeral to lighten the mood, but everyone dies because they can't breathe from laughing so hard

Killermania666 10 years ago

You could write it down and mysteriously drop it on accedent.

the baws 11 years ago

They dint say u can write it

Karlnova 9 years ago

Save it for when you"re depressed

Zetakarn 11 years ago

Just type it in google translate and put it to voice!

CinnamonLollipop 10 years ago

What exactly is stopping me from telling it to another person?

JafarDaJellyBean 11 years ago

The downside is?

Vandesm 9 years ago

How ia it he funniest joke in the world you can't tell it to someone so it can be judged as the funniest?

Stephensingh 5 years ago

What"s the damn point if u can't tell anyone

dafish728 12 years ago

this one's pretty much a split decision.

ShadowMarco 10 years ago

it worths it xD

Jax987 11 years ago

This is great, I can live without money if I find thing that make me happy

pepper11 10 years ago

Write thoes jokes in the book. Make the best jobe book ever. Start selling it. Get rich

HEY IM FAB 11 years ago

You dont need to fucking tell it just send a texts to someone jez

i-am-god-damned-bored 8 years ago

what"s the point then?

Marcelo Ferreira 13 years ago

NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!

ninjapig255 11 years ago

Say it in public and tell them to pass it on

Sans' Sock 10 years ago

i already have a ton of those a skele-ton

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

My pun-games aren't considered funny among people tho, so I assume I can still tell it?

D3ST1N 11 years ago

But either way no one would know so, ofc I will press

EmeraldHead 11 years ago

No use in not pressing the button.

Cactus76 5 years ago

How could it be the funniest joke in the world if no one can hear it

Sebastian Downing 13 years ago

what if you do?

DanieLikezChoco 10 years ago

So, it"s not like I CAN'T tell anyone UNLESS . . .

LovroSambolec 9 years ago

ok ill write it ofn a peace of paper lol

Seth_the_Lucario 10 years ago

Oh no! Killer Joke!

Kikaio 11 years ago

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