Will You Press The Button?

235x0 2 years ago

I just say the everyone i am not their God.

Lonewanderer 11 years ago

End religion and become a bedtime story

MartÃn BrandÃ¡n 13 years ago

I'm not responsible enough to be a God.

Prism 9 years ago

Ditto

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yurio 9 years ago

Me. You are god. Just stop the war.

WiseAaron 9 years ago

So I'm basically ignored and I have no power

Gnarlicious 11 years ago

If I get to be a "God" with all the powers a "God" can have then I would stop the war immediatly by vanishing every weapon. And I would erase the memories of the ones blaming me for the world war, it is supposed that Gods are all-mighty beings that can do whatever they want to

TinaLucia 4 years ago

But your fists are weapons

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Carlos Andres Gonzalez 13 years ago

I'm a motherf****ing god, i could stop them or resurrect them... or resurrect them for see their infinite battle

MaybeIWillPressTheButton 9 years ago

im christian, i cant press it

Gettothetardis 9 years ago

I word jest kill them all ha you puny humans

Imad Hraiz 13 years ago

Not a problem, being a god, i would be above good and evil, i i'll just strike down stupid motherfuckers

Jack Mathew 11 years ago

I would love to do that

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Ela Myaah 10 years ago

If i was a God there would not be such thing as war. I would change human ugly nature and make them more like animals. Or I woud just kill all of them and let mother nature to take care of the rest

Truecutienae 10 years ago

There is only one God

TheArkaneDragon 9 years ago

Yeah science

jshaw71 11 years ago

I'd rather not be responsible for a world war...

evanthecannon 11 years ago

oh white girls...

Wesley Coolen 13 years ago

FIGHT YOU TINY HUMANSSS!! FIIIIGGHHHTT :P

TrollerXXL 10 years ago

And when they all died you can revive all of them! KEEP FIGHTING!

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Michael Wylie 13 years ago

if im a god i can turn this world war into a huge paintball game and watch

NickJones 10 years ago

I"d love to be blamed for a giant paintball war... good idea :)

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Brayden Driedger 13 years ago

if im a god, i would join the side that worships me and eliminate everyone else. done deal.

King_Skaarf 10 years ago

so your killing every no religous people they arent in the war the religous people are and all worship you and that started war

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago

I would not be a merciful god. They would fight with me at the head of my chosen peoples army. The blasphemers would be ground beneath my heal. After I had my people conquer the planet I would use my power to help them develop FTL deep space travel and conquer the galaxy

Will Howard 13 years ago

lol 666 did not

Sean Ford 13 years ago

Tipped the scale: Now 115 to 114. I'd laugh and watch the little things kill each other.

Junaidee Jimmy Kok 13 years ago

So i right the wrong. Make everyone see and have to recognize who i am. If they refuse to recognize me as who i rightly am i destroy or at the very least, segregate them from the rest of humanity in some way.

Gabe_Newell 9 years ago

People already fight over me

Werewolves4Life 11 years ago

Hmmm...what if I made everyone immortal hmm?

Wally2070 10 years ago

But, as a god i could delete the religious ideologies, therefore the war would never start.

spasticVocalist 11 years ago

doesn't say I can't just go down there and tell everybody they need to calm tf down or imma GIVE them something to blame me for

Treeman1212 8 years ago

Ok, I'm God, I'll hit the undo button

PuttonBresser9 11 years ago

Okay so were going to divide the earth into two teams, Red and Blue. Okay so Red team uses Swords and Spears to fight in my glorious name. Blue team Gets Magic, Artillery, Guns, Modern Vehicles, Std Cures, Free Resurrections for the duration of the war, ... [Show full comment]

NLMikey 10 years ago

That downside is already happening

asdguy00 12 years ago

guys i dont exist...i really dont *slowly walk away*

TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago

"Hey Zeus, pass the popcorn!"

TheCulverizer 11 years ago

Easy. All I have to do is stop the war with my godly powers. Done. No more problems.

PetyrBaelish 9 years ago

I am God. I stop this

asha 11 years ago

it happens all the time no god is responsible for people's stupidity

Greninja19 2 years ago

Does a demon count?

abcx 9 years ago

Oh, I"d be a horrible god. I"d just not give zero fucks about what happens on earth. xD

WBGrock 11 years ago

Screw it! New commandments! 11) Thou shalt be tolerant of other religious beliefs. 12) Blowjobs/muffdives on birthdays. 13) Sex is not taboo. 14) Strive for world peace an unity. 15) Don't make me come down there!!!

madmen127 10 years ago

For Over-religious people (that goes against me):DEATH For people who Worship me : get a goody fortune once a week, and when they die, they will live in my land of joy forever

monstercraft 11 years ago

con mis poderes kreo un mundo mejor.

Snacky 5 years ago

I"d choose yes cause I like chaos and it"d be like a board game 👍

Kate Holly Bishop 10 years ago

I am a goddamn God!!! Nobody has the right to do that

Jarred Jar Jar Johnson 13 years ago

I would just stop the war before it happens problem solved

dion12345 10 years ago

I will not be a god u think i cd i cdnt

Chris82402 11 years ago

GOD OF DESTRUCTION HERE I COME!!!!

Biblelord 6 years ago

The time has finally come that i see a 50 50 ratio

shirayuki x zen 10 years ago

I'll just be like nope no war 4 u

TheMatrixAgent22 9 years ago

The god can stop a war, right?

Sohade 11 years ago

If I am a god I can do anything.So I could just change this,easy peazy.

G3eklyxgamer 8 years ago

If I am God I can immediately stop the war with a snap of my finger and at that do whatever I want so the only answer is yes you have to think outside the box

CMHammond 11 years ago

And? I am a god. I will reveal myself perhaps, clear up other religions and just make my existence a fact. Then, that war? Stop it after it starts.

Foxling 11 years ago

Just say "PEACE I'M OUT"

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