If you pressed that red button, you gain a quadrillion dollars offered by the president.
but
You are told by the president to buy only things cheaper than the cheapest candy.
I will not

Hitler-II 2 years ago
China doesn't have a president

Chen44 last year
sublimated

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 2 years ago
The collective US wealth (as of 2024) is about $130 trillion. What fucking money is the President offering? Also, which button does “that red button” refer to? The button in the fucking Nuclear Football???

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
When people say the president they always mean America, I"M NOT AMERICAN SUCKAS

WBGrock 11 years ago
FIRST,(Not meaning to yell, capitolizing because Return key doesn't work on this site) People seem to think that the president has powers that he doesn't. The president couldn't give you a Quadrillion dollars, unless Congress signed off on it. Congress hol... [Show full comment]

TigerKingTundra 3 years ago
This comment needs more likes. You went on an entire tangent.
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Drew Geer 13 years ago
never said id have to listen too him

Elonmuskisweird 5 years ago
Well, if you spent it all it would reck the economy.
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XxMinori 10 years ago
I could get someone else to buy it for me

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago
Meh I'll buy whatever I want...because idgaf...he was being sarcastic when he said it ;)

cheesethechicken 11 years ago
The cheapest candy.... so like $9.99

Themidnightgamer 9 years ago
The cheapest candy here is anywhere from 5 cents to 25.
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WednesdayAddams 9 years ago
Defying trump >:D

Stephen Lee 13 years ago
He's not my real mom!

Barib 10 years ago
So you choose no, when you really don't lose anything by saying yes???

My Name's Headshot 11 years ago
That doesn't mean I HAVE to listen to him...

Aero Kijjaroenvisal 13 years ago
Considering that he can't legally make this into the law without violating some sort of policy, it would just be an empty order and I would be rich.

AlexanderWasserman 8 years ago
There’s not that much money in the world so,...SCAM

superninja44889 8 years ago
Time to buy EA games, they might not be cheap but they"re cheap.

pokewaffles 10 years ago
lol no how about the second least expensive candy rebel mode activated

Darkandose 11 years ago
I hate presidents Lel

Darkandose 11 years ago
I mean, i'm spanish and my president is a douchebag piece of bullshit lel

Tex Simon 13 years ago
The president can't tell me what to do, we live in different countries.

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago
what a good time to live in britain
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Rachel Dinsmore 13 years ago
Since I'm Australian, he has no power over me. I can spend the money on whatever I want and he can't do shit.

Calebt 7 years ago
Trump is your daddie, get over it
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Elif Erpolat 13 years ago
Pfft! Like anyone's going to listen to him.

Selena Richards 13 years ago
Screw you, Obama.

POC 5 years ago
First i'll buy a poison to kill the president, no one tells me what to do.

Thequeenoftheempire 10 years ago
There's this thing called wish.com that you can get stuff for cheaper

JTF 12 years ago
you don't have to buy things cheaper than candy

MrBlooCreeper 9 years ago
i don't care what he says I'm buying what i want😂

Currie 11 years ago
U could also buy the candy and sale it to buy other stuff.

ShadowBon 10 years ago
Defy

Envoy 11 years ago
Who said I had to listen to him? HAH!

AidenSilva 9 years ago
So that means im the richest man in the world, and im homeless

Poopylollieface 11 years ago
CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ArthurLundgren 10 years ago
If you buy let"s say 40,000,000,000,000 lollipops you can trade that for anything you want.

Professor Zoom 11 years ago
Which president? Really doesn't matter because I don't have one.

Pro35tuber 7 years ago
When I can only buy candies , so I did not want to press the button

missnyrie™ 11 years ago
Its 2016 nothing is cheaper than candy...😕

Louriana Davis 13 years ago
I CAN BUY WHAT I WANT MUTHAFUCKA

hairbingo 10 years ago
i was told by the president considering pretty soon that is going to be Donald Trump im just not gonna listen to him

Aperturenc 11 years ago
RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN!!!!!!!! besides he has no control over australia...

TreyHumphrey 8 years ago
Is there anything that is cheaper than the cheapest?

YellowBear 11 years ago
meh just give some to someone to buy it for you loopsides

Rafflesia Sarmiento Calse 13 years ago
I'll pay the peeps to elect me as their president instead :3

ShooterFace123 9 years ago
Sorry Donald but I need my HTC vive and my Xbox one x. And a car and a house. And maybe a few maids.

AnimeLord 11 years ago
Your Not My Dad!

Anime24 8 years ago
Live in the Netherlands and we don't have president so no downside

Insanely_neko 11 years ago
I live in England we don't have a president so I could buy what ever I want

TruePinoy335 9 years ago
trump cant tell me to do something, especially if im in a completely different country

CanadianJesus123 11 years ago
Sorry I'm in canada, get $ from us president return to Canada buy all the things!!!

papersnake 4 years ago
pickle

jefftheguyperson 10 years ago
Protip: Don't listen.

flamingfoxisnotonfire 12 years ago
Pressed button and now the buts don't effect me... Yay

Insano 10 years ago
Never said I had to obey the president...
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