42860 (47%) 47797 (53%)
42860 (47%) people have pressed this button, while 47797 (53%) did not.
If you pressed that red button, you gain a quadrillion dollars offered by the president.
but
You are told by the president to buy only things cheaper than the cheapest candy.
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Hitler-II 2 years ago
China doesn't have a president

Chen44 last year
sublimated

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 2 years ago
The collective US wealth (as of 2024) is about $130 trillion. What fucking money is the President offering? Also, which button does “that red button” refer to? The button in the fucking Nuclear Football???

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
When people say the president they always mean America, I"M NOT AMERICAN SUCKAS

WBGrock 11 years ago
FIRST,(Not meaning to yell, capitolizing because Return key doesn't work on this site) People seem to think that the president has powers that he doesn't. The president couldn't give you a Quadrillion dollars, unless Congress signed off on it. Congress hol... [Show full comment]

TigerKingTundra 3 years ago
This comment needs more likes. You went on an entire tangent.
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Drew Geer 13 years ago
never said id have to listen too him

Elonmuskisweird 5 years ago
Well, if you spent it all it would reck the economy.
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XxMinori 10 years ago
I could get someone else to buy it for me

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago
Meh I'll buy whatever I want...because idgaf...he was being sarcastic when he said it ;)

cheesethechicken 11 years ago
The cheapest candy.... so like $9.99

Themidnightgamer 9 years ago
The cheapest candy here is anywhere from 5 cents to 25.
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WednesdayAddams 9 years ago
Defying trump >:D

Stephen Lee 13 years ago
He's not my real mom!

Barib 10 years ago
So you choose no, when you really don't lose anything by saying yes???

My Name's Headshot 11 years ago
That doesn't mean I HAVE to listen to him...

Aero Kijjaroenvisal 13 years ago
Considering that he can't legally make this into the law without violating some sort of policy, it would just be an empty order and I would be rich.

AlexanderWasserman 8 years ago
There’s not that much money in the world so,...SCAM

superninja44889 8 years ago
Time to buy EA games, they might not be cheap but they"re cheap.

pokewaffles 10 years ago
lol no how about the second least expensive candy rebel mode activated

Darkandose 11 years ago
I hate presidents Lel

Darkandose 11 years ago
I mean, i'm spanish and my president is a douchebag piece of bullshit lel

Tex Simon 13 years ago
The president can't tell me what to do, we live in different countries.

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago
what a good time to live in britain
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Rachel Dinsmore 13 years ago
Since I'm Australian, he has no power over me. I can spend the money on whatever I want and he can't do shit.

Calebt 7 years ago
Trump is your daddie, get over it
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Elif Erpolat 13 years ago
Pfft! Like anyone's going to listen to him.

Selena Richards 13 years ago
Screw you, Obama.

ShooterFace123 9 years ago
Sorry Donald but I need my HTC vive and my Xbox one x. And a car and a house. And maybe a few maids.

AnimeLord 11 years ago
Your Not My Dad!

hairbingo 10 years ago
i was told by the president considering pretty soon that is going to be Donald Trump im just not gonna listen to him

Aperturenc 11 years ago
RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN!!!!!!!! besides he has no control over australia...

TreyHumphrey 8 years ago
Is there anything that is cheaper than the cheapest?

YellowBear 11 years ago
meh just give some to someone to buy it for you loopsides

Rafflesia Sarmiento Calse 13 years ago
I'll pay the peeps to elect me as their president instead :3

papersnake 4 years ago
pickle

jefftheguyperson 10 years ago
Protip: Don't listen.

flamingfoxisnotonfire 12 years ago
Pressed button and now the buts don't effect me... Yay

Anime24 8 years ago
Live in the Netherlands and we don't have president so no downside

Insanely_neko 11 years ago
I live in England we don't have a president so I could buy what ever I want

TruePinoy335 9 years ago
trump cant tell me to do something, especially if im in a completely different country

CanadianJesus123 11 years ago
Sorry I'm in canada, get $ from us president return to Canada buy all the things!!!

unknownred 9 years ago
I live in Australia so I don't have to listen to any president,we have a prime Minister

happy86 11 years ago
SO U CAN SPEND NONE OF IT.....BECAUSE CANDY AT Market Basket IS FREE

Insano 10 years ago
Never said I had to obey the president...

Returded 11 years ago
dont read this k thx

deepakchutiyah 6 years ago
Invest in some really cheap crypto coin and then invest in bitcoin and other cryptos and USDT afterwards.

Phoenixianking 10 years ago
Fuck that I'm buying a house

Robi513 12 years ago
Only TOLD. I can spend it to anything :p

MaryViolet 10 years ago
Donald Trump can't tell me what to do!!

Magical.Death.Spit 11 years ago
What if i buy a gun

PrincessSierra 8 years ago
This is a bs question

BIGL0 11 years ago
The cheapest Candy is free but I can say to the shop, here a present and then the seller says cool i have a present for you too!

iluvmustache 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

SuperPBS123 8 years ago
Travel to another country :v

IronKid 11 years ago
This a paste from someone else. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being ... [Show full comment]

conkid 11 years ago
Agreed the need to stop making these they are ruining will you press the button

Bryan Cooper 13 years ago
Fuck the president, he no longer has power. He just destroyed his entire economy.
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