Will You Press The Button?

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

Believe me... No one wants to be immortal... You have to watch everyone you make a relationship with die... It's horrible

KillYourseIflast year

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Kittyduckcheese8 years ago

But you would be able to support your weight because your legs are growing also

num1goonlord3 months ago

square cubed law buddy.

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evilman9879 years ago

just use my ultimate knowledge to learn how to reverse grow XD

Slayer225219 years ago

He didn't so how much time it would take, what if when you are too large, the universe already ended?

DoonLord8 years ago

Then you would be floating through the hot uncomfortable void forever. Never to see or do anything ever again

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DrakeGaming9 years ago

Freak the Mighty? (A VERY cool novel,no immortal tho)

Stan_Loves_Eminem9 years ago

yaaaaazzzzz

pinkkitty09919 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]

HelloThereM88 years ago

As if that"s gonna work what if you don't see your crush tomorrow plus zombies ain't real idiot.

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Tejas Lian Venugopal12 years ago

Naiiil. Naiiiiiiil! What is it, Lord Guru? I saw a fish. That is all. Go back outside now.

mike62433 years ago

lol tfs is funny as fuck

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OkamiUrsus7 years ago

If you grow that means your whole body not that you get fat

AbdulSammad8 years ago

Immortality is a curse, so no thanks

LoneKid9 years ago

All I have to do is be immobilized on my couch with video games

Michael Rodriguez12 years ago

So from being Cpt. Jack Harkness to the Face of Boe? I'm fine with that.

AlphaWord8 years ago

Lol

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Kate Spudthulhu Valleley12 years ago

Is this Attack on Titan?

Thundia 9 years ago

No, we are the hunters!!!

Lilly Hillard12 years ago

sounds like doctor who

littlestars9 years ago

im already immortal i do not wanna be immobolized

Brett Nova Oxford12 years ago

yeah, the face of boe!

DeTixConnor8 years ago

LOL I'm already pretty much immobilized...

GrayFoxMouse9 years ago

You forgot that immortal people can change whatever look you can be. (You better not reply and say some bullshit to my face or I will punish you by disinagareting you with my disinagrating gun.)

XxDiamondxX9 years ago

You can get older when you are immortal... You stay the same age... Duh. And if I am wrong, sorry.

Bradinator3434 years ago

So you"re immortal but will eventually lose all chance of doing everything so you"re pretty much dead anyway? I don't see a good side to this

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Jonathan Zangmeister12 years ago

BEAN??? FROM ENDER'S GAME???

XippaCheyne8 years ago

(insert really bad overwatch related joke including bastion in his tank mode)

Megagamingtv9 years ago

No i dont want to be immobilised

Trenzalors9 years ago

FACE OF BOE !!!

the bantasourus rex9 years ago

I like laying on the floor all day

schizoidlast year

Honestly, I cannot understand those who say they want eternal life, and I don't believe they fully comprehend what they are seeking. Immortality does not exclude one from suffering, and consider this prospect: once the Earth expires and explodes, where wil...[Show full comment]

Pyj169 years ago

if i grow my legs grow so i can support my weight duh

Inhanzin6 years ago

I like die •>•

ceaser9 years ago

I dont whant to live forever.I whant to go to heaven.

pewdiepie#1fan9 years ago

ok as long as im large i'll just kill you with my butifu;l foot

Thomas Williams12 years ago

Immortal? I can just not eat

I'llDieSomeDay9 years ago

Don't eat you can't die so...

wigglerman90008 years ago

I dont even know what immortal means. So i dont know what to choose yes or no???? Im gonna go with no.

Kittenlover1017 years ago

It means live forever.

lol3314 years ago

bones can break but you dont die

BlueSpider139 years ago

i dont wanna be fat!

Creeper20009 years ago

Hi I'm a life replica cause that totally makes f**king sense

TheTechnoBot10 years ago

I would eventually become The Face of Boe

Datonecat7 years ago

I'll be a fucking god

Brandon L Schantz12 years ago

I will become the mountains and soon the earth.

224676--678 years ago

So basically i get to be captain jack harness . Where do i sign up

TimeLord3469 years ago

There is no upside. I never want to be immortal. All my friends will die and I will be left with no one. Then when the world has ended and I'm floating in space, wishing for death, it will never come. Imagine that. Just endless life, no escape, no death. It would be awful.

Grimsiku 9 years ago

I don't move as it is

GoldenJolt9 years ago

Yeah sounds like a horrible life.

num1goonlord3 months ago

lobster life... freaking awesome.

FKN Timmeh9 years ago

404error. No positive side found.

Saige6 years ago

Immortality would suck! Think about the universes heat death and you would be the last sentient being in existence and you would be in negative 300 something weather for ever! It would suck!!!!!

Thundia 9 years ago

Become a Blobfish

TeamKobus28 years ago

No upside

EpicBossOfMC9 years ago

giant wheelchair

YourMackDaddy11 years ago

This is an awful question, so ridiculously lopsided.

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