Will You Press The Button?

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

Believe me... No one wants to be immortal... You have to watch everyone you make a relationship with die... It's horrible

KillYourseIflast year

blah blah stop trauma dumping no one cares!!!!1 boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies

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Kittyduckcheese8 years ago

But you would be able to support your weight because your legs are growing also

num1goonlord3 months ago

square cubed law buddy.

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evilman9879 years ago

just use my ultimate knowledge to learn how to reverse grow XD

Slayer225219 years ago

He didn't so how much time it would take, what if when you are too large, the universe already ended?

DoonLord8 years ago

Then you would be floating through the hot uncomfortable void forever. Never to see or do anything ever again

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DrakeGaming9 years ago

Freak the Mighty? (A VERY cool novel,no immortal tho)

Stan_Loves_Eminem9 years ago

yaaaaazzzzz

pinkkitty09919 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]

HelloThereM88 years ago

As if that"s gonna work what if you don't see your crush tomorrow plus zombies ain't real idiot.

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Tejas Lian Venugopal12 years ago

Naiiil. Naiiiiiiil! What is it, Lord Guru? I saw a fish. That is all. Go back outside now.

mike62433 years ago

lol tfs is funny as fuck

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OkamiUrsus7 years ago

If you grow that means your whole body not that you get fat

AbdulSammad8 years ago

Immortality is a curse, so no thanks

LoneKid9 years ago

All I have to do is be immobilized on my couch with video games

Michael Rodriguez12 years ago

So from being Cpt. Jack Harkness to the Face of Boe? I'm fine with that.

AlphaWord8 years ago

Lol

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Kate Spudthulhu Valleley12 years ago

Is this Attack on Titan?

Thundia 9 years ago

No, we are the hunters!!!

Lilly Hillard12 years ago

sounds like doctor who

Griffin Ross12 years ago

But... when you grow your bones and muscles grow to support the new mass. It didn't say get fatter, just grow

Mr_lit_face8 years ago

SNORLAX!!

TernipTurnip3 years ago

im sure this is a plot of a Junji ito thing

Drake70119 years ago

NEVER skip leg day

az3us9 years ago

I keep gaining weight until my gravity implodes and I become a black hole

I love geometry dash and minecraft 9 years ago

Read this and your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutant zombie in your sleep and all that.

SarcasticSnowFlake10 years ago

Mostly Whovians Here ~o~

BrianSteward7 years ago

This is a paradox; in the act of getting larger, You none structure and muscles also get larger to support your weight. Only downside is that you would have to eat increasing amounts of food. Just become a Titan and eat people then.

Dina Feng12 years ago

And exactly where is the upside...................?

dankmemes1018 years ago

Darkstalker, anyone? No? Ok....

Nairda20028 years ago

😂 The Face Of Boe

Pupville9 years ago

Being Immortal sucks...

Hans Frederick Sayno12 years ago

Bell no

Carrots9 years ago

Didn't wanna be immortal anyway

VaradHajare4 years ago

See Sadhguru"s video on YouTube. He explains why being immortal is not pleasant but boring.

theilluminatipotato9 years ago

Being immortal is overrated

Chez38 years ago

It would be hilarious, but no.

DevinGilliland329 years ago

That would just suck haha :D

Z0mb1ek1tten510 years ago

I WILL BECOME BO HOW IS THIS BAD

AcornPineapplePizza8 years ago

Well I'll just cut my own fat then. Because I'm immortal

VertexVelox2 years ago

im... im good. I feel like the heat death of the universe isnt worth seeing if that"s the drawback

Drake70119 years ago

NEVER skip leg day

ssanoobab9 years ago

I'll rocket to space with the others who pushed the button

nul9 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE!!!1!1!1!1!

March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever9 years ago

NO UPSIDE!!!1!1!1!1!

MaximumTrouble 9 years ago

My Penis grows too?

Nasos7 years ago

Then kill yourself and revive L

Brett Nova Oxford12 years ago

yeah, the face of boe!

DeTixConnor8 years ago

LOL I'm already pretty much immobilized...

littlestars9 years ago

im already immortal i do not wanna be immobolized

GrayFoxMouse9 years ago

You forgot that immortal people can change whatever look you can be. (You better not reply and say some bullshit to my face or I will punish you by disinagareting you with my disinagrating gun.)