Will You Press The Button?

Rotsteinblock 10 years ago

If I cut a steak in the shape of a dolphin it's dolphin right?

Trump-is-boss 8 years ago

Yup

TateDawson 9 years ago

dat moment when vegan see dis question dafuq? No.

Gossgoss 9 years ago

I'm all for eating dolphins, but I"d rather not have to hear them gloat about how they raped a seal to death for fun.

Spiderp 10 years ago

I pressed the button; but all dolphins had to say was "So long and thanks for all the fish"

Speed_Demon_Fly 8 years ago

So true

Rangtuk 10 years ago

Goes to dolphin "scuse me do you have diseases?" "No..." "awesome you want to hang out sometime later?" "Sure." "Great see you at dinner" XD

Connor Larsen 13 years ago

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the people who pressed the button will die from mercury poisoning in roughly 350 days.

BliepMonster 4 years ago

Thanks... You saved me from death

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SNAPPEDLIME1 9 years ago

ooh im sorry i pressed a button that now allows me to speak to you but i must also eat you.... #WhatsTheUpside

Sir_Goat 9 years ago

Yum

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

That's like saying You can only speak English but you have to be a cannibal NO I'M NOT PRESSING THAT STUPID BUTTON!

Migdin1 9 years ago

But you arent a cannibal if you are not the same species as the one you eat

My stupid comments are saving the world 11 years ago

WHAt if you thought everything was dolphin including pizza loop hole

Keke121 9 years ago

No, it says that you have to eat dolphins not something that only looks like a dolphin.

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Emp01 10 years ago

Lol stubif question

Deacon19 11 years ago

Dolphin doesn't taste good.

TylerBlevins 6 years ago

Fortnite

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

TitouanPontet 9 years ago

I can already speak they just won't answer me

Igneel_Dragon 10 years ago

Why the hell will I want to talk to dolphins??????????

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Because dolphins are actually a very intelligent kind species! And if you can accept that go fuck yourself cuz I love dolphins!

SuperWhoLockians 9 years ago

If I pressed the button, I wouldn't have died from mersury poisoning, I"d starve instead.

WBGrock 11 years ago

That's just cruel.

Nathan Richardson 13 years ago

i pressed the button, because then i would just be fed through a tube and technically not "eat" anythiing :) because what cruel person would ever eat a dolphin

ultraroar101 11 years ago

if you pressed the button you will miraculously be murdered but no-one will find me

CybaWrecker 2 years ago

yummy

HPotter13 10 years ago

Could be what dolphins eat. Feed a dolphin what you want to eat

AhH 9 years ago

AhHhH

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

How fellow dolphins jump into my mouth so I can eat you! No as cool as it could be to communicate with dolphins I love Dolphins too much to eat them.

Emanseru 11 years ago

why would i want to speak dolphin

Sub-Zero342 10 years ago

No thank you!

midlander 12 years ago

If you can speak dolphin then you can tell what their saying, so eating them would be like eating another human :'0

Keke121 9 years ago

No upside

Conductor_We_Have_A_Problem 11 years ago

I wonder what Dolphin tastses like?

Jere Nevadalainen 13 years ago

Who the hell wants to speak dolphin anyways o.o

Louis999 9 years ago

Why would you want to speak dolphin?

MouseGirl 5 years ago

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GangsternauwL 10 years ago

Dolphins and human are the only organisms which can enjoy sex

Deathblade27 11 years ago

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SameMan6 9 years ago

Fuuu... Frick yoooou!... Darn spammers...

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KongsandDragons 11 years ago

I can't eat dolphins

Unicorncutie 9 years ago

No that’s a shit question

kingcreepith 12 years ago

you are a horrible person! O.O

pressmedont123 11 years ago

no...just no

scenemoPianist 2 years ago

Dolphinz suuuucccccccccccck

Darkness1011 11 years ago

I WOULD TELL THEM THAT I EAT THERE KIND DAILY THEN LAUGH OBNOXIOUSLY IN THEY'RE FACES

lordvaltrosic 8 years ago

Why are there 23 percent of people who said yes

1125662 10 years ago

What's ducking point

Timelypat 9 years ago

Considering nobody sells dolphin within a 200 mile radius of my town, and I live nowhere near the ocean, this would be kind of a problem.

marionraking 10 years ago

Who the hell comes up with this shit?

condiment.cat 12 years ago

/VEGETERIAN SCREAMING/

Bits 11 years ago

Sure

Megan Mackley 13 years ago

NO. NO. NO.

Drain 9 years ago

This is so wrong and disgusting if you pressed this button kill yourself

Migdin1 9 years ago

No thanks, i have more important things to do

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Prince Hans 10 years ago

You can't live on only dolphin.

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