Will You Press The Button?

Rotsteinblock 10 years ago

If I cut a steak in the shape of a dolphin it's dolphin right?

Trump-is-boss 8 years ago

Yup

TateDawson 9 years ago

dat moment when vegan see dis question dafuq? No.

Gossgoss 9 years ago

I'm all for eating dolphins, but I"d rather not have to hear them gloat about how they raped a seal to death for fun.

Spiderp 10 years ago

I pressed the button; but all dolphins had to say was "So long and thanks for all the fish"

Speed_Demon_Fly 8 years ago

So true

Rangtuk 10 years ago

Goes to dolphin "scuse me do you have diseases?" "No..." "awesome you want to hang out sometime later?" "Sure." "Great see you at dinner" XD

Connor Larsen 13 years ago

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the people who pressed the button will die from mercury poisoning in roughly 350 days.

BliepMonster 4 years ago

Thanks... You saved me from death

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SNAPPEDLIME1 9 years ago

ooh im sorry i pressed a button that now allows me to speak to you but i must also eat you.... #WhatsTheUpside

Sir_Goat 9 years ago

Yum

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

That's like saying You can only speak English but you have to be a cannibal NO I'M NOT PRESSING THAT STUPID BUTTON!

Migdin1 9 years ago

But you arent a cannibal if you are not the same species as the one you eat

My stupid comments are saving the world 11 years ago

WHAt if you thought everything was dolphin including pizza loop hole

Keke121 9 years ago

No, it says that you have to eat dolphins not something that only looks like a dolphin.

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Timelypat 9 years ago

Considering nobody sells dolphin within a 200 mile radius of my town, and I live nowhere near the ocean, this would be kind of a problem.

marionraking 10 years ago

Who the hell comes up with this shit?

condiment.cat 12 years ago

/VEGETERIAN SCREAMING/

Bits 11 years ago

Sure

Megan Mackley 13 years ago

NO. NO. NO.

Drain 9 years ago

This is so wrong and disgusting if you pressed this button kill yourself

Migdin1 9 years ago

No thanks, i have more important things to do

Apollo924 4 years ago

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Prince Hans 10 years ago

You can't live on only dolphin.

lukkkas 11 years ago

why the fuck do you need to speak dolphin??

Beans6543 10 years ago

I HATE DOLPHINS F**K THEM

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

THEN FUCK YOU ASSWIPED, SHITBICH, I LOVE DOLPHINS, DOLPHINS FTW!!!

Fl00rMaster 11 years ago

wtf? XD

Button7X3 9 years ago

CANNIBAL

Pimhazeveld 12 years ago

oops i accidently clicked right above the dont press the button DX

Retrace 11 years ago

"ITS THAT BITCH WHO ATE MY BROTHER, GET HIM!" -dolphin 46 years ago

Hello Mr Jello 11 years ago

Since you can talk to dolphins you get to tell them you will eat them

Innovative-Question 10 years ago

I make a bunch of dolphin-shaped food and drinks.

DVC69 2 years ago

Dolphins kill for shits and giggles. I would love to tell them off then eat them.

HotPocketHomicide 11 years ago

"Ever wonder what happened to your parents, kiddo? Run."

Hazex 8 years ago

"oh yeah by the way... I'ma eat you." I say with a Curt tone "Neowwoooooooooo!" Says the dolphin.

DJ Duck 10 years ago

IL get food with a tag that's says dolpin

mads the great 11 years ago

If you speak dolphin they can warn you when the Earth is being demolished to make way for a hyperspaceway.

SpungBob 9 years ago

am i the only one that thought of jotaro when seeing this one

Merricat77 10 years ago

This question is horrible.

Flightlessness 9 years ago

Why would I even wanna speak dolphin?

Timelypat 9 years ago

Now we"re asking the important questions.

MasterRabbit101 11 years ago

Delicious.

Christiana Archer 13 years ago

I'd be awesome.. but that's KINDA disgusting and I KINDA don't want to DIE.

SOME RANDOM GUY 11 years ago

whats the point of knowing to speak dolphine if the dolphine will be in your toilet,(through digestion!!)

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

This is actually evil and dark and twsited academia

Bashkash 10 years ago

Get chocho late call it dophin

LightSnoopy 9 years ago

I don't want to speak dolphin, and eat them

Thomas63 10 years ago

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