Will You Press The Button?

Real_Engineer_gaming 3 years ago

Death by... SNU-SNU

A5una 10 years ago

Lucky I'm already immortal from other buttons

DogDogFOGROGCOGMOG 6 years ago

other guy nmake this joke retatrrd noob

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Dominique9325 9 years ago

Goddamn idiots, would slice their life in half for a bit of pussy.

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

Have you ever heard of facesitting? People literally gamble their lives “for a bit of pussy”, as you so eloquently point out.

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Actxr 10 years ago

I'm already dead.

SoulHunter_kunal 9 years ago

Onion ring say a ghost

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DrakEmono 10 years ago

Ok, so... You have sex once, twice or 3 times depending on how old you currently are, and you're dead? Hell no.

Turtles_are_racist 8 years ago

@af I get what you"re saying I was saying that half of a lifetime is still half of your life, like is someone"s 20 and they die at 80 then they would lose 30 years and would still be half a lifetime.

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Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago

This website went from funny to perverted real fast.

Nickje207 3 years ago

True

LiZ760 10 years ago

Who.Would.Press.It. Oh wait. 28%.Wow ppl.Wow.

YTBRSosyalEmre 4 years ago

Bro its 21% now.

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Vladimslav Kuznetsov 10 years ago

Except, you can't ever end your life like this. Your life will never reach 0, because it's constantly being divided by 2.

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

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MammothCape35_YT 8 years ago

Wtf why is this a choice

Nick Horton 13 years ago

Lots of rape questions on this website A constant reminder of how terrible humanity is

just_some_russian_dj 2 years ago

huh

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CharlizeKatkatEvanGonzalez 8 years ago

I don’t wanna have sex.

shadowwoman 7 years ago

*asexual laughter* haha,nope

miloticdeoxys 9 years ago

50% is half of your life, so either give up your opprotunity to have sex with other people in life or have sex two people of your choosing then die. Also I would like to add that if your life is already 50% or more over with, you'll only be able to have se... [Show full comment]

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Orr.... you dont press the button at all ?

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

doesn't matter had sex

HovvardLim 9 years ago

death by snu snu! hellyahh

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago

I"d like to continue to have a bit of purity left.

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Chris0111 10 years ago

50% way to much

ool 11 years ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Zanypackback 5 years ago

Easy just have sex when you"re 99 years old

I-like-buttons 9 years ago

Ok so first of all. Rape. Secondly. That"s only twice. Chance are you'll smash someone more than that anyway

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

Ohhh NOOOOOOOOO ID BE A FOETUS

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

FlatsTheFlounder 9 years ago

Why don't you just not press the button and continue having sex for the rest of your life?

Press323 10 years ago

Sex 2ce Ded?

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Sadboihours 6 years ago

50 %isnt that bad, at some point youre only loosing like a couple minutes

Vincent Doorman 13 years ago

Asymptote -> 50% off each time, will never get as far as the present.

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago

Of course I clicked it why the hell wouldnt I you could literally have sex with the hottest person alive

2hello9 10 years ago

(Cough) SLUT (cough)

OhMyGodiNeedMorePeen 3 years ago

https://www.mediafire.com/file/sqba5mz6rn4s79j/DOKAPON_ANTI_COPYRIGHT_Edition_Nov27_.rar/file this took me 7 months to make

Hatsune_Miku_Fan 10 years ago

Soooooooooooooooo I'd be dead?

SigurdCiaran 6 years ago

i already can

PaulWaller 9 years ago

so have sex twice then you die. lol 10/10

QuandaAkerele 8 years ago

you die

Wrong_Answer 10 years ago

Wouldent that mean you get to do it 2 times only?

Naosoudaterra 10 years ago

*ace people laugh*

VTubelight 11 months ago

IDC I love her but I cant touch her *Jk

purpleshep427 9 years ago

I'm ready to die now

Destructer246 4 years ago

50% is just so much. If i live till i"m 100 then 1 time sex and i only become 50. 2 times sex and i die at 25, i mean that"s in 4 years already. I can only have sex 3 times untill i would die so nope xD

Killerbeejosef 9 years ago

This means if you have sex twice you die?

creator517 10 years ago

2 times of sex will not kill you, so you live to 80, you have sex, now 40, sex, now 20, sex, now 10, sex, now 5, and so on

NIGHTFALL901 6 years ago

ANYWAY I PRESSED A BUTTON THAT SAID IM IMMORTAL SO

Jared Coker 13 years ago

the downside is to extreme

YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease 8 years ago

2x means ur dead and i"m not interested no thanks

235x0 2 years ago

I have Lack of active interest with Breeding (humans) because humans are already the most expendable species (just so long as you ignore ethics).

Ero_Claw 9 years ago

get sex naturaly! PATIENCE

le_salad_man 10 years ago

just 2 times and ur dead

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

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icecreampop24 9 years ago

I"d rather live thank you.

elite king 10 years ago

Why are 3042 people rapists

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

HoneycombBear 6 years ago

* laughs in asexual once again *

BoneyBrownie 10 years ago

sex 2 times ends your life

Tristan55 8 years ago

I'm here for a good time not a long time

Evcam 10 years ago

So sex 2 times means your dead. What king of stupid shit is this

Issybutton 9 years ago

I wanna die so

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