Will You Press The Button?

Real_Engineer_gaminglast year

Death by... SNU-SNU

A5una8 years ago

Lucky I'm already immortal from other buttons

DogDogFOGROGCOGMOG4 years ago

other guy nmake this joke retatrrd noob

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Dominique93258 years ago

Goddamn idiots, would slice their life in half for a bit of pussy.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Have you ever heard of facesitting? People literally gamble their lives “for a bit of pussy”, as you so eloquently point out.

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Actxr9 years ago

I'm already dead.

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago

Onion ring say a ghost

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DrakEmono9 years ago

Ok, so... You have sex once, twice or 3 times depending on how old you currently are, and you're dead? Hell no.

Turtles_are_racist7 years ago

@af I get what you"re saying I was saying that half of a lifetime is still half of your life, like is someone"s 20 and they die at 80 then they would lose 30 years and would still be half a lifetime.

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Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago

This website went from funny to perverted real fast.

Nickje207last year

True

LiZ7609 years ago

Who.Would.Press.It. Oh wait. 28%.Wow ppl.Wow.

YTBRSosyalEmre3 years ago

Bro its 21% now.

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Vladimslav Kuznetsov9 years ago

Except, you can't ever end your life like this. Your life will never reach 0, because it's constantly being divided by 2.

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

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MammothCape35_YT7 years ago

Wtf why is this a choice

CharlizeKatkatEvanGonzalez7 years ago

I don’t wanna have sex.

Nick Horton12 years ago

Lots of rape questions on this website A constant reminder of how terrible humanity is

just_some_russian_dj4 months ago

huh

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shadowwoman6 years ago

*asexual laughter* haha,nope

miloticdeoxys8 years ago

50% is half of your life, so either give up your opprotunity to have sex with other people in life or have sex two people of your choosing then die. Also I would like to add that if your life is already 50% or more over with, you'll only be able to have se...[Show full comment]

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Orr.... you dont press the button at all ?

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

doesn't matter had sex

HovvardLim8 years ago

death by snu snu! hellyahh

DeltaRune14238 years ago

I"d like to continue to have a bit of purity left.

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Chris01118 years ago

50% way to much

ool9 years ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Silverthorn138 years ago

Sex is to fun to shorten my life... I'll pass

pixelmanTyler4 years ago

2 sex and im dead

quickstirke8 years ago

I"D rather Die!

europeanonion9 years ago

I don't want to have sex.

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

SamanthaDuncan8 years ago

Luckily, I can already have sex with any person I want

purpleshep4277 years ago

fuck the downside, i"m pressing that shit!

I-like-buttons8 years ago

Ok so first of all. Rape. Secondly. That"s only twice. Chance are you'll smash someone more than that anyway

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

Ohhh NOOOOOOOOO ID BE A FOETUS

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Zanypackback3 years ago

Easy just have sex when you"re 99 years old

FlatsTheFlounder8 years ago

Why don't you just not press the button and continue having sex for the rest of your life?

Press3239 years ago

Sex 2ce Ded?

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Sadboihours5 years ago

50 %isnt that bad, at some point youre only loosing like a couple minutes

Vincent Doorman12 years ago

Asymptote -> 50% off each time, will never get as far as the present.

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Kittyduckcheese8 years ago

Of course I clicked it why the hell wouldnt I you could literally have sex with the hottest person alive

2hello98 years ago

(Cough) SLUT (cough)

OhMyGodiNeedMorePeenlast year

https://www.mediafire.com/file/sqba5mz6rn4s79j/DOKAPON_ANTI_COPYRIGHT_Edition_Nov27_.rar/file this took me 7 months to make

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago

Soooooooooooooooo I'd be dead?

SigurdCiaran4 years ago

i already can

PaulWaller8 years ago

so have sex twice then you die. lol 10/10

QuandaAkerele7 years ago

you die

Wrong_Answer8 years ago

Wouldent that mean you get to do it 2 times only?

Naosoudaterra9 years ago

*ace people laugh*

purpleshep4277 years ago

I'm ready to die now

Destructer2463 years ago

50% is just so much. If i live till i"m 100 then 1 time sex and i only become 50. 2 times sex and i die at 25, i mean that"s in 4 years already. I can only have sex 3 times untill i would die so nope xD

Killerbeejosef8 years ago

This means if you have sex twice you die?

creator5179 years ago

2 times of sex will not kill you, so you live to 80, you have sex, now 40, sex, now 20, sex, now 10, sex, now 5, and so on

NIGHTFALL9015 years ago

ANYWAY I PRESSED A BUTTON THAT SAID IM IMMORTAL SO

Jared Coker12 years ago

the downside is to extreme

YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease7 years ago

2x means ur dead and i"m not interested no thanks

Ero_Claw8 years ago

get sex naturaly! PATIENCE

le_salad_man9 years ago

just 2 times and ur dead

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

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235x0last year

I have Lack of active interest with Breeding (humans) because humans are already the most expendable species (just so long as you ignore ethics).

elite king9 years ago

Why are 3042 people rapists

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

HoneycombBear4 years ago

* laughs in asexual once again *

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