Will You Press The Button?

roseclaw9 years ago

I don't even have to use the power if I want... I'd better get it just in case of emergency

The platypus9 years ago

so in other words, I can go to taco bell and not have any additional downsides...

michalely9 years ago

you can shoot fireballs and being protected from behind because of the diarrhea fuck yeah

SeÃ¡n Bunneh12 years ago

Yes I would press that button and laugh manicly while I defecate uncontrollably upon my burning foe

jackdark3 years ago

I love u

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Michael bayes9 years ago

Fus ro. Dah bitches

Odogg675 years ago

SKYRIM!!!!!!! I HAVE SPENT MONTHS WORTH OF TIME ON SKYRIM .

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The-one8 years ago

Butt-flamethrower!

Livysue20124 years ago

LOL

Erin O'Brien12 years ago

That just means I can be naked and shitting all over people as I set them on fire. I see no downside.

RebelGirl137 years ago

Hogwarts4Life I love ur profile picture #septicfansforwever

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abcx8 years ago

After shooting a fireball or after pressing this button?

LittleBlueIcarus9 years ago

Porta-Potty anyone?

Litta Penny12 years ago

looks like ima have the squirts...

Ian Mckinney12 years ago

worth it

Danny42910 years ago

Definetly worth it. Only suffering 30 minutes of terrible diarrhea for a lifetime with superpowers is totally worth it. Also, many superheros went through something very traumatic before they got powers. I'd be like them, sort of.

Fabr1z1o_Cur17 years ago

I think my shit is flammable so yes

Oklahomafan989 years ago

I become mario then take a dump for 30 minutes.

Panifex8 years ago

Better to have the ability just in case

atruval9 years ago

1. Drink tons of water. 2. Strip bare naked. 3. Fire one fireball. 4. Wait 30 minutes. 5. Go on a rampant flaming shit streak.

NotMedicine11 years ago

Fake and gay, only Mario can do this.

Dreamwarrior149 years ago

I I've been here before.

MaybeAFerret11 months ago

A goth girl should see my frittata making skills!

Stavros2017GG8 years ago

Be prepared

CT-77-02284 years ago

Sure, I’m not quite sure when I would use this power, but it would be nice to have

PikaGurl9 years ago

It could be like a double attack!

JTminegamer9 years ago

oh "shit"

Hario3379 years ago

no thank you...

floricel_11210 years ago

just don't use it too often and take a phone to the bathroom

CookieCreamBlizCovers7 years ago

I don't want to have the fireball power, it"d be too tempting to use it.

AlexLee8 years ago

30 mins after that forever deal lol

HHMortada559 years ago

Burn your own ass

Party_Craig9 years ago

Then what's the f-ing point

Leopard7266883 years ago

It could save your life. Bettet to have it than not.

El Tacodor10 years ago

@Danny429 You will ave uncontrollable diarrhea for the next 30 minutes EVERYTIME you shoot a fireball

TheManOfTheHour6 years ago

This is one of those where having it doesn't hurt any more than having it, it"s just added security.

Oklahomafan989 years ago

It never says I can stop

Cheetahlover17328 years ago

Diarrhea sucks

marcuitos9 years ago

god i got to go to the bathroom .__________________.

Omgzjustin10 years ago

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RWS8 years ago

You have the choice to use it so only use it when you really have to or are willing to accept the consequences.

CallAnAmbulam4 years ago

Jokes on you. I have IBS so that already happens and I have no fireballs.

WryGoat9 years ago

Okay, as cool as fireballs are, what possible practical application could they have other than doing a magic show - which nobody would want to go see since you spend the rest of the show shitting uncontrollably on the stage.

frostie779759 years ago

Well i already have random uncontrollable diarrhea thanks to army food so atleast now I'd be able to light shit on fire.

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HAAAAAAAAAAADEOOOOOKAAAAAAAN!!!!!

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