Will You Press The Button?

roseclaw9 years ago

I don't even have to use the power if I want... I'd better get it just in case of emergency

The platypus9 years ago

so in other words, I can go to taco bell and not have any additional downsides...

michalely9 years ago

you can shoot fireballs and being protected from behind because of the diarrhea fuck yeah

SeÃ¡n Bunneh12 years ago

Yes I would press that button and laugh manicly while I defecate uncontrollably upon my burning foe

jackdark3 years ago

I love u

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Michael bayes9 years ago

Fus ro. Dah bitches

Odogg675 years ago

SKYRIM!!!!!!! I HAVE SPENT MONTHS WORTH OF TIME ON SKYRIM .

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The-one8 years ago

Butt-flamethrower!

Livysue20124 years ago

LOL

Erin O'Brien12 years ago

That just means I can be naked and shitting all over people as I set them on fire. I see no downside.

RebelGirl137 years ago

Hogwarts4Life I love ur profile picture #septicfansforwever

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abcx8 years ago

After shooting a fireball or after pressing this button?

LittleBlueIcarus9 years ago

Porta-Potty anyone?

Litta Penny12 years ago

looks like ima have the squirts...

Ian Mckinney12 years ago

worth it

Omgzjustin10 years ago

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Cheetahlover17328 years ago

Diarrhea sucks

marcuitos9 years ago

god i got to go to the bathroom .__________________.

RWS8 years ago

You have the choice to use it so only use it when you really have to or are willing to accept the consequences.

frostie779759 years ago

Well i already have random uncontrollable diarrhea thanks to army food so atleast now I'd be able to light shit on fire.

CallAnAmbulam4 years ago

Jokes on you. I have IBS so that already happens and I have no fireballs.

WryGoat9 years ago

Okay, as cool as fireballs are, what possible practical application could they have other than doing a magic show - which nobody would want to go see since you spend the rest of the show shitting uncontrollably on the stage.

ValerieParker7 years ago

Putting that kind of power in the hand (literally) of a mentally unstable misanthrope? I'm going to make the reasonable choice, here.

That guy you saw9 years ago

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UpInHer9 years ago

wyh wouldnt you press the button?! You dont have to use the fireball!!!

Rex Ray12 years ago

BURNING DIARRHEA!

Mkizzy05258 years ago

O heck naw

TStein20039 years ago

Wouldn't the fire hurt your hands? And what would you use the fire for?

Enderperson9 years ago

The crap or fire is the defence

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Thirdsecretoption3 years ago

Nice

Goombawhisperer9 years ago

You'd be shitting everything in your body then 0.0

Rakeem1235 years ago

Keep shooting fireballs till u get home

Livysue20124 years ago

And be sprayed by poop like wet diaper bombs

Vukkkk3699 years ago

diarreha after pressing the button or after creating fireballs?

WBGrock9 years ago

I would weaponise the diarriah. 1-2 combo. Fireball then...

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Michael_8239 years ago

But If You Have A Crush On A Guy Then You Can't Cause You And Him Will Be Traumatized (If Your Gay Of Course)

Ubercrow10 years ago

Yes. Of course. Go on a murdering rampage from your toilet, or just stop being embarrassed because you are a god. My only question is "Do the minutes stack?" If it's 30 minutes from the last ball you fire, my "yes" becomes a "hell yes." If you get 30 MORE ...[Show full comment]