Will You Press The Button?

roseclaw 11 years ago

I don't even have to use the power if I want... I'd better get it just in case of emergency

The platypus 11 years ago

so in other words, I can go to taco bell and not have any additional downsides...

michalely 11 years ago

you can shoot fireballs and being protected from behind because of the diarrhea fuck yeah

SeÃ¡n Bunneh 13 years ago

Yes I would press that button and laugh manicly while I defecate uncontrollably upon my burning foe

jackdark 5 years ago

I love u

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Michael bayes 11 years ago

Fus ro. Dah bitches

Odogg67 6 years ago

SKYRIM!!!!!!! I HAVE SPENT MONTHS WORTH OF TIME ON SKYRIM .

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The-one 9 years ago

Butt-flamethrower!

Livysue2012 6 years ago

LOL

Erin O'Brien 13 years ago

That just means I can be naked and shitting all over people as I set them on fire. I see no downside.

RebelGirl13 9 years ago

Hogwarts4Life I love ur profile picture #septicfansforwever

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abcx 9 years ago

After shooting a fireball or after pressing this button?

LittleBlueIcarus 11 years ago

Porta-Potty anyone?

Litta Penny 13 years ago

looks like ima have the squirts...

Ian Mckinney 13 years ago

worth it

Eggman 10 years ago

Just heat up the diarrhea with fire to consume lol

Sydrad 11 years ago

Why not? Sounds like fun.

MemeDoof 5 years ago

*shoots fireball* *pants turn brown*

Danny429 11 years ago

Definetly worth it. Only suffering 30 minutes of terrible diarrhea for a lifetime with superpowers is totally worth it. Also, many superheros went through something very traumatic before they got powers. I'd be like them, sort of.

Fabr1z1o_Cur1 8 years ago

I think my shit is flammable so yes

Oklahomafan98 11 years ago

I become mario then take a dump for 30 minutes.

Panifex 9 years ago

Better to have the ability just in case

atruval 11 years ago

1. Drink tons of water. 2. Strip bare naked. 3. Fire one fireball. 4. Wait 30 minutes. 5. Go on a rampant flaming shit streak.

NotMedicine 12 years ago

Fake and gay, only Mario can do this.

Dreamwarrior14 11 years ago

I I've been here before.

MaybeAFerret 2 years ago

A goth girl should see my frittata making skills!

Stavros2017GG 10 years ago

Be prepared

JTminegamer 11 years ago

oh "shit"

CT-77-0228 6 years ago

Sure, I’m not quite sure when I would use this power, but it would be nice to have

PikaGurl 10 years ago

It could be like a double attack!

hair 9 years ago

I don't want to have the fireball power, it"d be too tempting to use it.

Hario337 11 years ago

no thank you...

floricel_112 11 years ago

just don't use it too often and take a phone to the bathroom

HHMortada55 11 years ago

Burn your own ass

AlexLee 9 years ago

30 mins after that forever deal lol

Leopard726688 5 years ago

It could save your life. Bettet to have it than not.

Party_Craig 10 years ago

Then what's the f-ing point

Oklahomafan98 11 years ago

It never says I can stop

El Tacodor 11 years ago

@Danny429 You will ave uncontrollable diarrhea for the next 30 minutes EVERYTIME you shoot a fireball

TheManOfTheHour 7 years ago

This is one of those where having it doesn't hurt any more than having it, it"s just added security.

Omgzjustin 12 years ago

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Cheetahlover1732 9 years ago

Diarrhea sucks

marcuitos 11 years ago

god i got to go to the bathroom .__________________.

RWS 10 years ago

You have the choice to use it so only use it when you really have to or are willing to accept the consequences.

frostie77975 11 years ago

Well i already have random uncontrollable diarrhea thanks to army food so atleast now I'd be able to light shit on fire.

CallAnAmbulam 6 years ago

Jokes on you. I have IBS so that already happens and I have no fireballs.

WryGoat 10 years ago

Okay, as cool as fireballs are, what possible practical application could they have other than doing a magic show - which nobody would want to go see since you spend the rest of the show shitting uncontrollably on the stage.

ValerieParker 8 years ago

Putting that kind of power in the hand (literally) of a mentally unstable misanthrope? I'm going to make the reasonable choice, here.

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UpInHer 11 years ago

wyh wouldnt you press the button?! You dont have to use the fireball!!!

Rex Ray 13 years ago

BURNING DIARRHEA!

Mkizzy0525 9 years ago

O heck naw

Thirdsecretoption 4 years ago

Nice

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