Will You Press The Button?

Maharid10 months ago

This is called "buying things" and is a very basic skill for near anyone.

Allora2270110 years ago

There's no difference. Though can you really buy things that don't exist yet therefore they don't have a price and are free!? OOH. LOOPHOLE. VIRTUAL REALITY GAMES!! SAO!!

Fluffle-is-Fluffy7 years ago

I COULD BUY I UNICORN BECAUSE NO ONE SELLS THEM, SO I DECIDE THE PRICE!

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Tommy McPartland12 years ago

So let me get this straight. You're telling me that if I push this button, I will be able to give people money and get things in return? Unbelievable. There is no way. Oh wait, every person on the planet does that every fucking day.

ha33 years ago

the planet does that every fucking day.

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Arial8 years ago

I think I figured this one out. You can buy ANYTHING, not just things at a store. You could buy a thing a person isn't selling for it"s value. You could purchase all the stocks of a company off of the owners and they would have to acept. You could buy the ...[Show full comment]

12345qwer8 years ago

what??this wont change anything.

Edgelord McGee9 years ago

That's called real life.

Babes8 years ago

Life??? can i have one??

CHASEHUFF7 years ago

In the future the world will keep on printing money. So stuff will just keep getting even more expensive. So if you read it clearly all prices will stay the same. So you will also have the ability to get anything in the world any time you want. My case is closed. . .

CHASEHUFF7 years ago

I nailed it

James Smith12 years ago

It worked!

ha33 years ago

ok

AssHar8 years ago

Useless button. WARNING: USELESS

Klaus_von_Schnitzel8 years ago

You don't fucken say!

ThePotatoeGamer8 years ago

You can probably buy fictional and sold out things

cray9 years ago

wow, this is the only actual working button press...i feel like jesus now.

Loopiloop10 years ago

a pokeball, an porigon, a moneymaking machine, a machine gutant wishes, an unicorn, drugs. deal with it.

Beth Lott12 years ago

The implication of being able to "buy anything" is that I'm so fabulously wealthy that it doesn't matter what the price is, I will always be able to afford the item. No downside. Button push.

Rebecca Faron12 years ago

So nothing changed at all? Wait, does this like negate discounts and coupons and shit?

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Good point.

XXXSECETEMOXXX 9 years ago

I can buy anything I want.....I guess that will include infinity money. If I don't have the money then I CAN'T buy anything I want.....

Maria Cyraus Miller12 years ago

That's life...

direct_disconnect3 years ago

so if i have the money, they cant deny me from buying their soul they being some guy on the street

shakescakes2979 years ago

You mean like in real like.

transcendantviewer9 years ago

Sounds suspiciously like BUYING THINGS NORMALLY.

RGPZ7 years ago

We Do This Shit For Fuck Sake

Nepgear for president 9 years ago

So this means I can buy anything even if it's illegal or impossible to obtain

SlimeustasTheSlimeKing8 years ago

What this person just described with this button is called and excuse me if I'm wrong "buying" and I already have the power too "buy" things

Lonz_624110 years ago

So that's real life?

Tbonz869 years ago

Wait just a moment here. You can buy ANYTHING!This means things that are not for sale and therefore cost no money. Example:"how much would you want for that (whatever)?" "Nothing, it's not for sale!"...

Babes8 years ago

This is called life. 10\10 would press again.

DrunkHardNinja11 years ago

.......isn't this just like buying it in the first person.

chuckmiester9 years ago

I'm underage and still cant buy alcohol. ..*presses button*

Zenbius7 years ago

No down side. You get the ability to buy anything

SPACEJUMPER 90009 years ago

AKA use life normally

Megan Mackley12 years ago

It doesn't make a bit of difference whether you press the button or not!

EndrxDaEpicChimeralast year

so basically nothing changes?

Gaben30009 years ago

Wtf this already exists. Its called buying things.

Minion2004317 years ago

Hi bitches

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caden wayne9 years ago

and this sis any diffrent from life already is how ?

This isn't any different from life....

Whyareallthefuckingusernamestaken8 years ago

But I could pick something that is not for sale or not discovered or super rare and even though it would be expensive as shit i would be able to save up for it therefore giving me an opportunity that no one else has. #profit

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LeonTheFighter9 years ago

why are there so many rn's?

Arock29949 years ago

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I-like-pineapples4 years ago

Pressing the button is the same as not pressing it

thatoneguy28510 years ago

I can buy a unicorn or a magic wand any thing any thing

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

Yes, I would like to get the things I pay for 0_o

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

4 hours ago, I just posted it, lol

TheBossBitch7 years ago

OMG IT WORKED

aserk9 years ago

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meatloave15 days ago

I want to 'buy' a genie , a seriously smoking hottie of a genie who is seriously into me and grants me wishes. A human body is worth between 1 and 160$ based on market fluctuations and I'll gladly pay 200$ .

Exosalanghae(eliesewtp)9 years ago

no downside we do that every day

Mike90907 years ago

So basically you see for example a football for 5 dollar, you buy it but if you hit the button you spend 5 dollar on that same ball, these are 2 negatives.

DreamCloudBeauty9 years ago

So, it doesn't matter how much it costs, you get it anyway

Jaggedbacon9 years ago

Well you could buy stuff that is out of stock.

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