Will You Press The Button?

Rindo last year

The probability is too low, and you can't lie? Too bad

minimegaman090 2 years ago

ok ok church is one thing but YOU CAN'T LIE??????? OH HELL NAH

Seapony 9 years ago

Hah. 10% chance. And a more stringent set of rules. No Christian would press this. And no atheist would have a reason to.

Panifex 9 years ago

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Szokusia 9 years ago

Ok I’ll join

Goliath97 11 years ago

Religion is like having a penis it's OK to have one it's OK to be prowd of it but you just don't go shopping bit out in public

LandonDecides 5 years ago

Aint that like, yk, the whole point

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Da Big Wed Button 11 years ago

I'm a Christian so I have this one in the bag

BunnyLover1101 10 years ago

ONLY 10%???!!!!

Sara Curran 13 years ago

Lol I'm an atheist anyway so this means nothing to me

muddy443M 4 years ago

I’m also a atheist but the big bounce theory scares me so I might push the button

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cubs2000 11 years ago

Only Christians get it

StarWarra190 11 years ago

That's called religion, but there's no 10%, it's like 0 or so

NIOIN 9 years ago

Since there"s no proof against it"s over 0 but still extremely unlikely.

SilverShadow525 9 years ago

If Christianity is not true, the believer has lost nothing. If Christianity is true, the unbeliever has lost everything.

TheRealMudkip13 9 years ago

There are 2 types of people in the comments. The normal Christian, minding their own business, and the extreme atheists laughing at the Christians. Smh atheists, I thought you guys were cool

Tara Dyonne Calhoun 13 years ago

Its impossible not to lie. God knows this and forgives when you repent.

LandonDecides 5 years ago

Jesus is typing…

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godzilla669 11 years ago

Only 10%!!! No way.

BLEACHYOURSELFIE 9 years ago

I am a Christian so I'm already going to heaven.

ButtonPusher164 8 years ago

Yeas

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jkmc1205 10 years ago

10%? That"s lower than what it is now.

ButtonPusher164 8 years ago

Exactly

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Zeldafan2003 10 years ago

(Presses button and nothing happens)

InvalidUsername 10 years ago

basically you live a christian life but instead of a 0% chance of heaven its 10%

ButtonPusher164 8 years ago

If you’re a Christian it’s 100% god forgives

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Amelia Hinsley 13 years ago

This question is basically asking you to bash religion by not clicking the button, lol...

Fuzzy_sweaters 8 years ago

Yea If I push the button I’m decreasing the chance of going to heaven and I don’t want a 90% chance of going to hell.

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Hannah Rashefa Gultom 13 years ago

I already do those, except for the lying part, which is pretty difficult. And there's a 100% chance of Heaven existing.

jcanida 8 years ago

tmanrandg your spelling is horrid and you are very rude

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Misskindness12345 10 years ago

I'm a catholic I go to church all the times on weekends I pray and I try hard not to make lies. So this is pretty much easy for mesh. :3

Beszmi 8 years ago

Yall need Jesus

justchillin95 9 years ago

Nah. Don't go to church every Sunday, don't plan on going.

unknown2000 11 years ago

Hell no, I'm an atheist.

Crotalia 9 years ago

I'm not Christian lol

RaeWarfield 9 years ago

I'm not doing anything for a 10% chance

CactusFox 11 years ago

10% is not enough to waste my life in church

aziahsolovely 10 years ago

what???? im a christian and we go to church every weekend because we love god!!!! you selfish people

Kittenlover101 10 years ago

PrecentTen? Yeah, no.

herestothe90skids 12 years ago

Hahaha so basically we now know 24% of the people on this site are chritians

FoxCollectsRocks 2 years ago

I think it’s not worth wasting your like to get into a after life that may or may not be real I’d say to have fun and not worry

Conspiracy_risk 10 years ago

Not for a 10% chance. If it was guaranteed, maybe.

AddieHardy 9 years ago

I pressed the button the only hard thing will be the lieing part.

Bryse Myst 11 years ago

UUUUURRRGGGG NOPE

Sarah Cartan 13 years ago

All that for a slight chance of heaven?

gksv 6 years ago

so that means just become religious that"s it.

Science guy 11 years ago

I'm a christian so not pressing the button would keep it the sane

Someradicaldude 9 years ago

I can go to church and pray in my mind and never speak.

Gasmiru ikebana 11 years ago

Its ok. As long as i can fap.

DrewPegasus 10 years ago

It is not a chance if it exists or not, it is there or if isn't.

alvstefanos 11 years ago

"u"

Sahara 11 years ago

10% is as much as me finding a $20 on the street. Uh, no thanks.

Josh45654 10 years ago

But I don't want to go to heaven...I just want to be reborn as someone else

mylee1234 8 years ago

God doesn't exist in my book.

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

But doesn't heaven exist already? Isn't that why so many people go to church on Sundays, because it already exists? By pressing this button u make heaven cease to exist.

Inline2 9 years ago

That"s because it doesn't exist

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dister01 11 years ago

10% chance? more like 98% chance

Inline2 9 years ago

More like 0 percent chance

Lulop 2 months ago

It is functionally impossible to never ever lie in your entire life, and "etc" is an open-ended contract (assuming this is following typical Christian values, which also depend on which type of Christian we're talking about). Doing all that work only to ha... [Show full comment]

Slimey 10 years ago

Welp no internet for me

LukeeBoy03 9 years ago

If u don’t press it there might be 99% chance for afterlife

dedirake 5 years ago

Cant 100% not lie in this life.. Sorry man..

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