Will You Press The Button?

Rindo last year

The probability is too low, and you can't lie? Too bad

minimegaman090 2 years ago

ok ok church is one thing but YOU CAN'T LIE??????? OH HELL NAH

Seapony 9 years ago

Hah. 10% chance. And a more stringent set of rules. No Christian would press this. And no atheist would have a reason to.

Panifex 9 years ago

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Szokusia 9 years ago

Ok I’ll join

Goliath97 11 years ago

Religion is like having a penis it's OK to have one it's OK to be prowd of it but you just don't go shopping bit out in public

LandonDecides 5 years ago

Aint that like, yk, the whole point

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Da Big Wed Button 11 years ago

I'm a Christian so I have this one in the bag

BunnyLover1101 10 years ago

ONLY 10%???!!!!

Sara Curran 13 years ago

Lol I'm an atheist anyway so this means nothing to me

muddy443M 4 years ago

I’m also a atheist but the big bounce theory scares me so I might push the button

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cubs2000 11 years ago

Only Christians get it

StarWarra190 11 years ago

That's called religion, but there's no 10%, it's like 0 or so

NIOIN 9 years ago

Since there"s no proof against it"s over 0 but still extremely unlikely.

SilverShadow525 9 years ago

If Christianity is not true, the believer has lost nothing. If Christianity is true, the unbeliever has lost everything.

TheRealMudkip13 9 years ago

There are 2 types of people in the comments. The normal Christian, minding their own business, and the extreme atheists laughing at the Christians. Smh atheists, I thought you guys were cool

Tara Dyonne Calhoun 13 years ago

Its impossible not to lie. God knows this and forgives when you repent.

LandonDecides 5 years ago

Jesus is typing…

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godzilla669 11 years ago

Only 10%!!! No way.

BLEACHYOURSELFIE 9 years ago

I am a Christian so I'm already going to heaven.

ButtonPusher164 8 years ago

Yeas

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jkmc1205 10 years ago

10%? That"s lower than what it is now.

ButtonPusher164 8 years ago

Exactly

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Zeldafan2003 10 years ago

(Presses button and nothing happens)

InvalidUsername 10 years ago

basically you live a christian life but instead of a 0% chance of heaven its 10%

ButtonPusher164 8 years ago

If you’re a Christian it’s 100% god forgives

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Amelia Hinsley 13 years ago

This question is basically asking you to bash religion by not clicking the button, lol...

Fuzzy_sweaters 8 years ago

Yea If I push the button I’m decreasing the chance of going to heaven and I don’t want a 90% chance of going to hell.

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Hannah Rashefa Gultom 13 years ago

I already do those, except for the lying part, which is pretty difficult. And there's a 100% chance of Heaven existing.

jcanida 8 years ago

tmanrandg your spelling is horrid and you are very rude

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Sahara 11 years ago

10% is as much as me finding a $20 on the street. Uh, no thanks.

Josh45654 10 years ago

But I don't want to go to heaven...I just want to be reborn as someone else

mylee1234 8 years ago

God doesn't exist in my book.

alvstefanos 11 years ago

"u"

Slimey 10 years ago

Welp no internet for me

LukeeBoy03 9 years ago

If u don’t press it there might be 99% chance for afterlife

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

But doesn't heaven exist already? Isn't that why so many people go to church on Sundays, because it already exists? By pressing this button u make heaven cease to exist.

Inline2 9 years ago

That"s because it doesn't exist

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dister01 11 years ago

10% chance? more like 98% chance

Inline2 9 years ago

More like 0 percent chance

Lulop 2 months ago

It is functionally impossible to never ever lie in your entire life, and "etc" is an open-ended contract (assuming this is following typical Christian values, which also depend on which type of Christian we're talking about). Doing all that work only to ha... [Show full comment]

TundrumMax 9 years ago

I don't get this but ok

camderpmorgan 12 years ago

so basicaly be an oblivious idiot?

dedirake 5 years ago

Cant 100% not lie in this life.. Sorry man..

BusinessJo 10 years ago

That 90% doesn't seem worth it.

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago

This is not normal day in a Christian"s life trust me cause I am

ThePurpleCharizard 11 years ago

Who is u? Why dont I get to go yo heaven? Also even though I do all the shot im supposed to theres a 90% chance I get nothing and burn for doing absolutely nothing. Fuck religion. All I need is god.

Jellybean240 11 years ago

What if we already believe this and do this??? Im christian too...

DemonixHeller 9 years ago

what"s the point if its only a 10% chance?

Gengrevious 11 years ago

Find the odd one out and the love of your life will kiss you tomorrow OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Commissar 10 years ago

Heresy

Tommy-Atkins 9 years ago

I pray every day and go to church on weekends

agenderflux 12 years ago

I'll rather go to hell than do that.

insane3ob 10 years ago

So basically its just like being religious except there is actually a chance the after life exists in religious terms.

BeachKing 9 years ago

It would just lower your chances of going to heaven

willemichelsen 11 years ago

the button DO NOTHING

router 6 years ago

win-win. not making a single lie means you can tell the future

Game89Girl 11 years ago

Only 10%?

k1llerwale42 11 years ago

only 10%

Madeline Sterrett 13 years ago

I already believe that there is an afterlife, and that hardly anyone who has lived will go to Hell... And I already go to church, and pray every day, and have scripture study class every morning, and try to be the best I can be... Those things actually ma... [Show full comment]

domo908 10 years ago

same i pray everyday and go to church every sunday and have a religion class

PressThatButton 9 years ago

Yes press it

Matt Passe 10 years ago

10%?! Fuck that!!

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