You effectively fix every one of humanity's problems and go down in history as a hero.
but
You contract aids and are forced to die a slow, painful death as a martyr.
I will not


BlackVeilBrideFTW8 years ago
Aids is one of humanity"s problems.

Chipper Fleming12 years ago
what if I fixed aids

I8gum2 years ago
What if I fixed your mom
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RedLordBoss9 years ago
At least I would die knowing that I saved a lot of people AD VICTORIM

Louise Mawari Æðelred12 years ago
This is a no brained press the damn button. If you fix all humanity's ills, you've cured AIDS.

Yolo6645 9 years ago
You'd die as a hero
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Zac Houston12 years ago
Bye bye Religion... oh, and bye bye AIDS... woot, cured myself wassup! /swagger

Adam_bomb347 years ago
I agree with you religion makes humanity rely upon things other than themselves, it is a problem.
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Dorian Juge12 years ago
F my problems, if I help everyone, then so be it.

BluCharizard0110 years ago
What does being a martyr have to do with this?

Fandoms_Forever7 years ago
Or you could go to Switzerland...

wownoway9 years ago
Just cure aids ha!!😌

SinfulOtt11 years ago
If I fix every one of humanity's problems, doesn't that mean I fix AIDS as well?

#unicorn4life8 years ago
I would enjoy a slow painful death.

Annabeth_chase0378973 years ago
I wpuld fix coronavirus and cancer. Then I will cut my veins to avoid a slow death

Kazue8 years ago
Welp might as well fix aids or just kill myself

StarChord9 years ago
What if I fixed aids

pickledturtle9 years ago
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SrWilliam9 years ago
No,fak off

ObviousRoleplayer94 10 years ago
Humanity problem might be AIDS...so...loophole? @_@

TinyBubblebuttTim9 years ago
SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD! SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD! BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME!!! REMEMBER ME, CONTRACTING AIDS! *YeEeEeEah!*

The Dark Void 9 years ago
Solve aids, get aids, aids cured

KitsuneFireSpirit9 years ago
Still says you die a slow and painful death.

James Scott12 years ago
I feel like life without problems isnt worth living, but also the angle about fixing aids is a good point.

Fat Greta9 years ago
I'd cure aids cuz it's a huge problem n there're other ways than die slowly

swank5 years ago
Why are 90% of these buttons "no disease but u die".

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago
I'd kill myself before the AIDS could XD

Panifex7 years ago
I can't think of a good reason why anyone wouldn't press this button

naffsidno10 years ago
I get aids via sex

Mr.epicderp33229 years ago
😶😶😶😶😶😶

buddy23711 years ago
Is that not the point of life? To make sure that you did something signifigant with it?

dankmemes1018 years ago
no people = no problems. I'll just kill everyone. I call it "Taking Out The Trash"

Panifex7 years ago
That"s a little dark, but you"re right

wswg7 months ago
我解决了艾滋病

Róbert Dudáš12 years ago
Fuck Bieber

Setsuna8 years ago
I"d do it.

YoureGonnaLuvMe9 years ago
This options create a paradox. Unless aids are not humanity;s problem?

zeroXXsniper9 years ago
At least am history. Yay!

SsnakeeTheDragon6 years ago
What if you fix death

inkredeble10 years ago
Didn't press it, but even if I did and you somehow didn't cure aids for yourself and couldn't, just kill yourself. Won't have to suffer atleast.

BobFaceASDF8 years ago
...overpopulation?

best will you press the button player9 years ago
shame

Brittany Yingling12 years ago
I'd cure aids so bingo.

DarkPit10069 years ago
If I die by something besides age, I don't want to die slow

pixelmanTyler4 years ago
what is a martyr

BeethovenTurtleThePizzaRider699 months ago
martyr is someone who feels pain 👍

Jess Burks12 years ago
For the good of humanity!

Boonaw9 years ago
Not a problem for I

Pepe1937 years ago
What if i shoot myself in the head?

LBiscuit10 years ago
HISTORY, REMEMBER ME!!!!

Gnarlicious9 years ago
To prevent more problems the hero would have to kill them all because humanity is a problem itself. People kill each other to control a fragment of a dot in all universe. And to stop this from happening the hero would have to kill every man standing left o...[Show full comment]

Ivan200610 years ago
A "slow, painful death" doesn't sound like something that would happen to a person from a first-world country when they contract AIDS.

Migdin18 years ago
One of humanity"s problems is me dying! Plz

Ran Ren12 years ago
Screw humanity, They're not worth saving.

realpackiewolf9 years ago
Guys. Always remember what I am just about to say, ok? Life = Life

E.t. Drouin12 years ago
Everyone one has AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!

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Jack david9 years ago
Fuck off!
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