55925 (53%) 48690 (47%)
55925 (53%) people have pressed this button, while 48690 (47%) did not.
You effectively fix every one of humanity's problems and go down in history as a hero.
but
You contract aids and are forced to die a slow, painful death as a martyr.
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BlackVeilBrideFTW8 years ago
Aids is one of humanity"s problems.

Chipper Fleming12 years ago
what if I fixed aids

I8gum2 years ago
What if I fixed your mom
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RedLordBoss9 years ago
At least I would die knowing that I saved a lot of people AD VICTORIM

Louise Mawari Æðelred12 years ago
This is a no brained press the damn button. If you fix all humanity's ills, you've cured AIDS.

Yolo6645 9 years ago
You'd die as a hero
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Zac Houston12 years ago
Bye bye Religion... oh, and bye bye AIDS... woot, cured myself wassup! /swagger

Adam_bomb347 years ago
I agree with you religion makes humanity rely upon things other than themselves, it is a problem.
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Dorian Juge12 years ago
F my problems, if I help everyone, then so be it.

immortalpoet10 years ago
Are death and AIDS not problems of humanity's?

19PHILLIPSHELTON7 years ago
I don't care about my life if humanity never gets sick again

PotatoLord4209 years ago
Getting Aid Is Tied With Being Justin Bieber's Senpai On My #1 Spot In My "NEVER WHANT TO!!!" List...

NewMayorLuigi8 years ago
Aids is one of man"s problems. Cure my aids, I'm fine

BetterTitles9 years ago
Ahem? Most people with aids dont even get affected by it anymore. Why? SCIENCE BITCH! THE SCIENCE OF ADVANCED MEDICINE AND HEALTHCARE!!!!!

tits_as_pb!9 years ago
You will still die a slow, painful death

Kyle Alten12 years ago
I would hope everyone would chose to

steeplemomma9 years ago
fuck aids

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago
this button works at the author"s interpretation, not yours

nuxxy4 years ago
no its mine

Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago
When?

EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago
I press the button on my deathbed.

flameofdarkness7 years ago
What if I give myself a fast painless death

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
What about no.

tails99910 years ago
Heck yes! I want to be known as an American/Worldly hero

Ventiro10 years ago
if you fix all problems you cured aids... sometimes these buttons are moronix

Urmybitch8 years ago
Bye bye atheist

Pootis man4209 years ago
At least it is not like some other ones where you are in pain for all of eternity. At least you can kill yourself or die of old age

Creeperface1309 years ago
Seriously, non button-pressers?

Gxjdjejd5 years ago
So... i fixed aids?

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

ayannfaraz7 years ago
lol

Axlar Overkill12 years ago
They looked to me once. Now they turn to you. Do you understand now? Do you see that the truth is they don't want to change this? They don't want a hero. They just want a martyr, a statue to raise.

Flanker8 years ago
What is martyr

M. C Fatty9 years ago
Where is the downside

Nintendork Meets Otaku9 years ago
No thx

FuckYouDeathNoteWeeb4 years ago
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A Blue Furry Friend10 years ago
I could just ask them to kill me once i do it.

EliseRisen8 years ago
What if I fixed AIDS.....

CorporationInc10 years ago
uhhh, cant I cure AIDS?

Pootis man4209 years ago
This is the strangest thing I ever seen these people do. THE LOOPHOLE IS ODVIOUS!!!!!!!

Jeremy Freeman12 years ago
If you choose to spare yourself over everyone else, then you're kind of a douche.

RhineMapper5 years ago
Fix death

Kimberly Callahan Wix12 years ago
Ha, jokes on you! AIDS is no longer a death sentence!

AquaDino9 years ago
We are already doomed, even if e press it

BluCharizard0110 years ago
What does being a martyr have to do with this?

Fandoms_Forever7 years ago
Or you could go to Switzerland...

SinfulOtt11 years ago
If I fix every one of humanity's problems, doesn't that mean I fix AIDS as well?

#unicorn4life8 years ago
I would enjoy a slow painful death.

wownoway9 years ago
Just cure aids ha!!😌

Kazue8 years ago
Welp might as well fix aids or just kill myself

StarChord9 years ago
What if I fixed aids

Annabeth_chase0378973 years ago
I wpuld fix coronavirus and cancer. Then I will cut my veins to avoid a slow death

pickledturtle9 years ago
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SrWilliam9 years ago
No,fak off

TinyBubblebuttTim9 years ago
SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD! SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD! BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME!!! REMEMBER ME, CONTRACTING AIDS! *YeEeEeEah!*

ObviousRoleplayer94 10 years ago
Humanity problem might be AIDS...so...loophole? @_@
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