Will You Press The Button?

Owain452 10 years ago

I want a 6 month vacation, twice per year.

Taco_Axo 2 years ago

Loophole

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that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago

i'd give myself the choice to quit the agency. LOOPHOLE!

Acero 10 years ago

What do you not get about "FORCED", AKA they"d kill you if they quit. Who do they care? They"re fucking assassins.

MaryAnne Ravenchild Emberlin 13 years ago

Where's the downside x

Loophole Finder 69 10 years ago

I Want An Oppertunity To Not Be A Hitman OOOOOOOH LOOOOPHOOOLE

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Ig88 10 years ago

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO N... [Show full comment]

Duolingo 2 months ago

Yes😀

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NaixinZong 10 years ago

my first wish is dont have to work for the rest of my life

B52TATTOO 9 years ago

Agent 47 here I come

Duolingo 2 months ago

lol

Potat 10 years ago

FUCK YEAAAAH HAPKIDO SKILLS PUT TO GOOD USE

Fairytale-22-9-12-12-1-9-14 10 years ago

So I get to have anything I want for free and I get to knock off terrorists and enemies of the government? My life is going to rule!

MutantPony 10 years ago

*gets millions of dollars* *retires early*

Carlos Martinez 13 years ago

It's a win win situation

Theweewoowombat 9 years ago

Kill people with very high bounty’s such as terrorist leaders

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ape44 10 years ago

i am the butt knocker king

qwertylion 10 years ago

I wouldn't mind being a hit man for a government agency because I can't get arrested and when I don't want to be a hit man anymore I could choose not to be because it said I could have what I want. So win win!

HerobrineYT 11 years ago

Where is the bad part you can one EVERYTHING!

serrato12 11 years ago

one everything??? u mean own??

katman13 11 years ago

SO BASICALLY, AGENT 47 2.0

onewithadarksoul 10 years ago

+ 50 present batman

Tahi Dixon 13 years ago

PRESS ALL THE BUTTON

Matt Stiller 13 years ago

Win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win.

Noraine Novelli 13 years ago

Where is the downside? LOL.

Silence Paxton 13 years ago

whats the downside??

DaMasta21 9 years ago

if you dont want to, you want to not work for them, thus you wont work for them

bantalother 11 years ago

seems like being a hitman would be fun

Acero 10 years ago

Not bad if the government agency isn't full of shitheads who make you kill orphanage-volunteers

thereversedguy 11 years ago

Downside?

mr.whatface 10 years ago

Downside?

tranboymices 12 years ago

So a ticket out of the hitman agency, maybe?

Roastingbitchessince1998 10 years ago

So basically im that dude from Hitman

Superior 11 years ago

I don't see any downsides

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

If the government agency wants me to kill sentai senshi or kamen riders, then yes. I also want to become a mermaid

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago

agent 47 for the win

ZaneFlare 12 years ago

downside?

LunarMoone 9 years ago

I want to quit the agency

87Oscar87 11 years ago

My first thing can be is infinite holiday.

Artgamer 6 years ago

Nice ill become hitman

Tressler.joshua@gmail.com 11 years ago

I could wish not to be a hit man if I could get anything I want

Jordan Combs 13 years ago

Win win

flokigoat 9 years ago

trump i just want you to know its not personal i just got paid for it

devastatar636 11 years ago

Anything and everything I want? great! give me a suit of power armour with a cloaking device. I'll kill anyone you want me to with that.

Phyton LP 10 years ago

if im a hitman and i get cought i whould want them to release my from jail XD

HouseElf 11 years ago

Depends who they want me to kill...

OriginGaming 10 years ago

I just wish to leave

MrPigglZ 11 years ago

HELL YA!

ShiningDawn 11 years ago

I wouldn't last long enough.

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago

Realy people?? Com"on now. Imagen the life you"de be living vs the life you could have ... Just try to!

Bumbee 11 years ago

Looks like my life will not be that long but... give me that waffle

Rai Bar 13 years ago

Are you kidding me? Becoming a hitman AND unlimited money? THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

Castoria 2 years ago

This sounds like a job that can be outsourced.

javibre95 10 years ago

I am a Spanish "Rojo" so i will be a bit traitor if the goverment secret agency is "Facha" I will only fight for justice

20akulpa 12 years ago

I get Andy Biersack!

Awesometiger3 9 years ago

No downside if hitman is killing people sign me up

Strattmann 11 years ago

Where is the downside?

ovaljudes1234 10 years ago

I love murder. And I get free stuff? SCORE!

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