Will You Press The Button?

Owain4529 years ago

I want a 6 month vacation, twice per year.

Taco_Axo6 months ago

Loophole

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that one guy who says first every time9 years ago

i'd give myself the choice to quit the agency. LOOPHOLE!

Acero8 years ago

What do you not get about "FORCED", AKA they"d kill you if they quit. Who do they care? They"re fucking assassins.

Ig888 years ago

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO N...[Show full comment]

Imboredsobored8 years ago

Nyes

NaixinZong8 years ago

my first wish is dont have to work for the rest of my life

MaryAnne Ravenchild Emberlin12 years ago

Where's the downside x

Loophole Finder 699 years ago

I Want An Oppertunity To Not Be A Hitman OOOOOOOH LOOOOPHOOOLE

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B52TATTOO8 years ago

Agent 47 here I come

Potat8 years ago

FUCK YEAAAAH HAPKIDO SKILLS PUT TO GOOD USE

Fairytale-22-9-12-12-1-9-148 years ago

So I get to have anything I want for free and I get to knock off terrorists and enemies of the government? My life is going to rule!

MutantPony9 years ago

*gets millions of dollars* *retires early*

ape449 years ago

i am the butt knocker king

qwertylion9 years ago

I wouldn't mind being a hit man for a government agency because I can't get arrested and when I don't want to be a hit man anymore I could choose not to be because it said I could have what I want. So win win!

HerobrineYT9 years ago

Where is the bad part you can one EVERYTHING!

serrato129 years ago

one everything??? u mean own??

katman139 years ago

SO BASICALLY, AGENT 47 2.0

onewithadarksoul9 years ago

+ 50 present batman

Carlos Martinez12 years ago

It's a win win situation

Theweewoowombat 7 years ago

Kill people with very high bounty’s such as terrorist leaders

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Tahi Dixon12 years ago

PRESS ALL THE BUTTON

Matt Stiller12 years ago

Win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win.

Silence Paxton12 years ago

whats the downside??

Noraine Novelli12 years ago

Where is the downside? LOL.

TheDeadOne9 years ago

Down side?

PhoenixTheFurry3 years ago

Learn how to use a gun + money + free stuff = no downside

thegizmosandgadgets9 years ago

[Scanning 30% Complete] [Scanning 80% Complete] [Scanning 100% Complete] ERROR: No downside found

A_Multishipper_Life10 years ago

WIN WIN YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

darkpineapple7 years ago

wow id be so gud at the job because id have loads of tech

Macinthehouse9 years ago

Yeah m8 ill be rekin scrubs day bu day

ChapterOfTime10 years ago

And the downside Is?

StarSapphire65 years ago

I want to never be caught. I also want a 2 second work shift. Problem solved.

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago

Can I get a charizard? Then and only then does killing people become worth it.

Beth Kululu Berryman12 years ago

Alright, give me somebody skilled enough and willing to do the hits for me.

Arikuto8 years ago

Talk about easiest job ever. “I want my target’s head on a spike”

Metallicat9 years ago

DOWNSIDE?

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Sure, why not?

Ariel Zuniga Jr.12 years ago

LOL THE PRICE IS ALREADY ON THE LIST

lazoreffect8 years ago

http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/426085/stats This is a good one

horrible person9 years ago

HELL YEAH HITMAN UP IN THIS BIZNITCH

Shenanigus9 years ago

I don't see the flaw here.

EpicSparklez9810 years ago

That sounds fun, Super secret stealthy spy hitman~!

Pentargon6 years ago

I could just wish from the people i have to kill, that they let me kill them

majorcbass9 years ago

I get free stuff and get to kill people? WIN WIN!

Kai4life49 years ago

Win Win bro. Then I can wish myself all he power and weapons required. And if I don't feel like it, I'll buy a assassin to do the work for me.

LilTimmeh10 years ago

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Junkal7 years ago

*wants every mission accomplished without unnecessary deaths and so on*

PumpkinKing19989 years ago

I see no downside to this

Lancelot254 years ago

Down side?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

with my powers, i can do the kill list in record time. and i can do it in carnage or secret.

Cylek Whiteclaw12 years ago

That would be AWESOME, also, satellite mirco laser. pinpoint target adjust targeting and fire, boom jobs done from comfort of home.

VICIOUSspyder7 years ago

Time for some fuckers to get dunked on...

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Reddeath948 years ago

Win-win

DEM Gaming 10 years ago

get a free anti hitman program

PAAUULL9 years ago

Why you would like to become a hitman???

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