63084 (73%) 23468 (27%)
63084 (73%) people have pressed this button, while 23468 (27%) did not.
Anything and everything you want will be given to you for free, for the rest of your life.
but
You are forced to become a hitman for a secret government agency.
Next


Owain4529 years ago
I want a 6 month vacation, twice per year.

Taco_Axo6 months ago
Loophole
Load more replies

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago
i'd give myself the choice to quit the agency. LOOPHOLE!

Acero8 years ago
What do you not get about "FORCED", AKA they"d kill you if they quit. Who do they care? They"re fucking assassins.

Ig888 years ago
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO N...[Show full comment]

Imboredsobored8 years ago
Nyes

NaixinZong8 years ago
my first wish is dont have to work for the rest of my life

MaryAnne Ravenchild Emberlin12 years ago
Where's the downside x

Loophole Finder 699 years ago
I Want An Oppertunity To Not Be A Hitman OOOOOOOH LOOOOPHOOOLE
Load more replies

B52TATTOO8 years ago
Agent 47 here I come

Potat8 years ago
FUCK YEAAAAH HAPKIDO SKILLS PUT TO GOOD USE

Fairytale-22-9-12-12-1-9-148 years ago
So I get to have anything I want for free and I get to knock off terrorists and enemies of the government? My life is going to rule!

MutantPony9 years ago
*gets millions of dollars* *retires early*

ape449 years ago
i am the butt knocker king

qwertylion9 years ago
I wouldn't mind being a hit man for a government agency because I can't get arrested and when I don't want to be a hit man anymore I could choose not to be because it said I could have what I want. So win win!

HerobrineYT9 years ago
Where is the bad part you can one EVERYTHING!

serrato129 years ago
one everything??? u mean own??

katman139 years ago
SO BASICALLY, AGENT 47 2.0

onewithadarksoul9 years ago
+ 50 present batman

Carlos Martinez12 years ago
It's a win win situation

Theweewoowombat 7 years ago
Kill people with very high bounty’s such as terrorist leaders
Load more replies

Tahi Dixon12 years ago
PRESS ALL THE BUTTON

Matt Stiller12 years ago
Win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win.

Silence Paxton12 years ago
whats the downside??

Noraine Novelli12 years ago
Where is the downside? LOL.

Genuinepotatoflakes8 years ago
AAAAHHHHHHH EFFING DARN IT PIKBJHKGN I PRESSED THE BUTTON, BY ACCIDENT AGAIN!

HoldOnToYourBullpups9 years ago
Downside?

Miachelafton8 years ago
Agent 47 nice

TheMuckyDuck2110 years ago
Hell Yeah

yesDOTexe4 years ago
HELL YEAH

MoMoPuppys9 years ago
That's sounds asome

Randi B. Jensen12 years ago
I want a dragon.

lisaewells9 years ago
What about freedom?? xDD

nerfman30010 years ago
No downside

SomeKidOnline5 years ago
Get Microsoft kill Steve and all of his employees(Jobs)

Jackson1179 years ago
When I can kill things and get free things is like heaven in realty. Where is the down side. I did not even hesitate

Dennis Gud Gynnestam12 years ago
I accept the rule and my first want is to stop being a hitman.

TrueRenegade8 years ago
So I get whatever I what and save the world?

Tigerlaw gaming9 years ago
FUCK YEA I BE A BADASS HITMAN

SORTA7 years ago
It"s a win win, yet I get both wins!

ImORZO9 years ago
Free stuff and an awesome job... Where is the downside?

Raevyn Smiley12 years ago
this would be perfect for me haha

JDexter8 years ago
I wanna be a spy anyway

JDexter8 years ago
Hitman*
Load more replies

oscardaum9 years ago
Well, what's the downside really?

Scorcher90999 years ago
i could be a hitman and quit the job and still have what i want. win win

runegod2710 years ago
That is what I wanted though..

tmroth8 years ago
i could ask for a button that kills people

LoCo_BandZ9 years ago
The black agent 47

liamisthebest3 years ago
i went all the way to the edge of the earth and I still cant find the downside

ThisUsernameIsTaken9 years ago
Can I bring in the mothership from bo3? That would change the whole story....

Broken_Sweets10 years ago
That's a win-win

LucaTurliu7 years ago
You can want employees that can die for you

shadow249 years ago
Where is the downside? I want to be a hitman!

Swiftie5 years ago
Where is the downside Here?

SlashSlayer9 years ago
I want to never die in one mission, and they all result in success

Dizzy Zane12 years ago
1337 pr0 h¡tmöñ. No fucking downside.

Assassin-king8 years ago
Dude my dream job is exactly that
Load more comments