When you die, you can have a heaven by your standards - anything and everything can happen if you want it to. You will feel happiness, joy, and will be able to do anything you desired.
but
For your entire life before you die, you will be unfortunate and unhappy, unloved and unlucky.
I will not

YYGZ 2 years ago
直接自杀好吧

sanliqingfeng last year
基督教好像有过自杀上不了天堂的教义

ScottishCookie 4 years ago
*smashes button, kills self*

happyman123 9 months ago
ill smash you

mpregtruther 2 years ago
always has been

Veryveryvertical 4 years ago
I would just kill myself

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago
so basically nothing in my life changes? *slams button, kills self*

Ramanuta 8 years ago
You did not say first, your name lies too us.

rapp237 10 years ago
its called suicide folks

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
My life is the downside of this scenario which is all too real for me.

Nick Mallas 13 years ago
So a few decades of unhappiness VS a freakin eternity of happiness?Yea that's such a hard question

Smort2983 5 years ago
I see no problem here! ONLY A SOLUTION
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MANJUEGAZOSNT 5 years ago
Well if i am so unfortunate does that mean i die on birth?

Bts_Lps_Suga 9 years ago
Thats my life the unhappy one.... :(

Gandhi last year
sorry you feel that way

Migdin1 10 years ago
I WANT TO BE REBORN AS MYSELF NOT BE IN HEAVEN!!! I NEED YOUTUBE AND HERE AT EARTH WE HAVE COOKIES!!

CodeCraker 10 years ago
ITS YOUR OWN FREAKEN HEAVEN DUMBASS!

Michael Raybourn 13 years ago
pushes button kills self

JerryTheRock1738 8 years ago
Well you’re unlucky so it might just leave you severely injured...
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Coltrane112 9 years ago
Comit suicide

TobyDaPug 9 years ago
Kill yourself, then!

Craft_Warrior1 10 years ago
Just Die as soon as you can

splatoongirl07 10 years ago
I am actually doing a YouTube video doing this game

Coolcon 10 years ago
Friend:My heaven would ne full of money Friend:Mine would be as a footballer Me:Mine would be living in the underground

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago
Fist bump!

xX_guyman_Xx 10 years ago
Kill your self at 3 days

Xederam 10 years ago
a shit 90-100 years, for a 100000000 years of happiness i know that it's not nearly such a little amount, and that its actually eternal, but i just wanted to point out how small a lifetime seems to an eternity

Ninja_pig 11 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

dankmemes101 9 years ago
It"s just a glitch. Glitches happen, you know.
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jfb1337 11 years ago
Finite unhappiness followed by infinite happiness is a good deal

Brianna Worldchanger Evans 13 years ago
so my life now? ok *Pushes button*

AlethiaTheGreatest1 4 years ago
I FOUND MY PEOPLE!
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Joshua Afianto 13 years ago
Isn't this kinda like a Christian life?

varter21212 10 years ago
No well lest I think it"s not
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Daniel TheRaven 13 years ago
Heave's a lie anyway, sooooooooo......

Conflict-Resolver 10 years ago
serrato, please calm down. i happen to be an atheist, but we can still resolve this conflict. you are more than just a target to me
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831143 2 years ago
死后的事情哪里知道,但是当下的美好生活可不要放弃

ILoveCookies 10 years ago
There is always suicide

AlashionCook 11 years ago
A life is a short period of time, afterlife is forever.

DooT 7 years ago
I"l just kill myself after i press the button...

Dansatoru 10 years ago
suicide? ez

James Kangethe 13 years ago
whats 80 years to eternity...

CPM 9 years ago
My life already...

GlutNy 9 years ago
My heaven is to go back to earth reborn the exact opposite as i was before.

WildWarrior 11 years ago
TURTLES!

Descuff 9 years ago
So basically i can move on to the next life witb guaranteed happiness.

Muhammad Al Amin 11 years ago
that can be undercontrol

HOMBREIAN98 10 years ago
It never said that you wouldn't go to heaven anyways

Dudealee 11 years ago
Why not just say yes then kill ur self

Friendly-Neighbourhood-Anarchist 9 years ago
Seppuku immediately

Pika Girl 11 years ago
Pushes button, kills self

Ilikefords444555 5 years ago
*pushes button and then grabs gun* Adios!

ChristBear 10 years ago
so kind of like my life now?

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
Suicide is the answer.

iTerminator07 9 years ago
*shoot myself in the head after pushes button*

Deathbyspace123 11 years ago
Fuck it. My life sucks, but if I got whatever I wanted, that eternity would be boring as fuck. So, this fucking button means NO!

Teve04 6 years ago
Suicide is the answer

Gabestar1o 10 years ago
I would just kill myself

katiekat442 12 years ago
I'd just kill myself or something.

KalebCobbanstevenson 9 years ago
Suiside when I'm 4

Chinese potato 11 years ago
I don't think luck exists and unloved by whom?

TheguilitysparkPL 10 years ago
But what if I commit suicide? No unhappy life!
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