54609 (59%) 37675 (41%)
54609 (59%) people have pressed this button, while 37675 (41%) did not.
When you die, you can have a heaven by your standards - anything and everything can happen if you want it to. You will feel happiness, joy, and will be able to do anything you desired.
but
For your entire life before you die, you will be unfortunate and unhappy, unloved and unlucky.
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YYGZ 2 years ago
直接自杀好吧

sanliqingfeng last year
基督教好像有过自杀上不了天堂的教义

ScottishCookie 4 years ago
*smashes button, kills self*

happyman123 9 months ago
ill smash you

mpregtruther 2 years ago
always has been

Veryveryvertical 4 years ago
I would just kill myself

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago
so basically nothing in my life changes? *slams button, kills self*

Ramanuta 8 years ago
You did not say first, your name lies too us.

rapp237 10 years ago
its called suicide folks

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
My life is the downside of this scenario which is all too real for me.

Nick Mallas 13 years ago
So a few decades of unhappiness VS a freakin eternity of happiness?Yea that's such a hard question

Smort2983 5 years ago
I see no problem here! ONLY A SOLUTION
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MANJUEGAZOSNT 5 years ago
Well if i am so unfortunate does that mean i die on birth?

Bts_Lps_Suga 9 years ago
Thats my life the unhappy one.... :(

Gandhi last year
sorry you feel that way

Migdin1 10 years ago
I WANT TO BE REBORN AS MYSELF NOT BE IN HEAVEN!!! I NEED YOUTUBE AND HERE AT EARTH WE HAVE COOKIES!!

CodeCraker 10 years ago
ITS YOUR OWN FREAKEN HEAVEN DUMBASS!

Michael Raybourn 13 years ago
pushes button kills self

JerryTheRock1738 8 years ago
Well you’re unlucky so it might just leave you severely injured...
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Coltrane112 9 years ago
Comit suicide

TobyDaPug 9 years ago
Kill yourself, then!

Craft_Warrior1 10 years ago
Just Die as soon as you can

splatoongirl07 10 years ago
I am actually doing a YouTube video doing this game

Coolcon 10 years ago
Friend:My heaven would ne full of money Friend:Mine would be as a footballer Me:Mine would be living in the underground

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago
Fist bump!

xX_guyman_Xx 10 years ago
Kill your self at 3 days

Xederam 10 years ago
a shit 90-100 years, for a 100000000 years of happiness i know that it's not nearly such a little amount, and that its actually eternal, but i just wanted to point out how small a lifetime seems to an eternity

Ninja_pig 11 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

dankmemes101 9 years ago
It"s just a glitch. Glitches happen, you know.
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jfb1337 11 years ago
Finite unhappiness followed by infinite happiness is a good deal

Brianna Worldchanger Evans 13 years ago
so my life now? ok *Pushes button*

AlethiaTheGreatest1 4 years ago
I FOUND MY PEOPLE!
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Joshua Afianto 13 years ago
Isn't this kinda like a Christian life?

varter21212 10 years ago
No well lest I think it"s not
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Daniel TheRaven 13 years ago
Heave's a lie anyway, sooooooooo......

Conflict-Resolver 10 years ago
serrato, please calm down. i happen to be an atheist, but we can still resolve this conflict. you are more than just a target to me
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ThemButtonsTho 12 years ago
just kill yourself after like a week to confirm the button is true

KubGirl14 9 years ago
My life already stinks, so an eternity of happiness sounds nice.

XxLunaXx 11 years ago
It's already happening anyway

Broerbrent 10 years ago
Sounds like my life with a long happy ending

Skiboy334 11 years ago
Lifetime of sadness for an eternity of whatever you want. I'd do that.

Toastmonger1996 7 years ago
Pretty easy way to skip to heaven

Catchris 11 years ago
I'm to young to die

KanishkLase 8 years ago
kill yourself [if you pushed the button] [no bullying]

Lily Howard 10 years ago
So I will be super and happy and always get what I want but I can't be happy and my life is crap? Those two just cancel each other out

Kris Willemsen 13 years ago
*Commits Suicide*

Maze-runner117 9 years ago
If I can do whatever I want then I"d chill in heaven for a while. You know do whatever I want to. Then I"d find the richest family in the US and make the wife pregnant with me as the child. Then once that life ended I"d do it again only this time I"d go to... [Show full comment]

Sentrack 11 years ago
I just have to commit suicide

GoldenYehbut 11 years ago
What we experience up there will make this earth life feel like a bad dream

Bangmytoe 9 years ago
already got it that way, but instead of just being gone, something good would happen

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
*bookmarks question and presses button when 80*

Thatgamer 9 years ago
Suicide never looked so sweet

Ronnoc527 11 years ago
Commot Suicide become a god. Wanna get laid by a model you design that is better than any human to exist naturaly at sex.

Mista 5 years ago
*halo suicide sound effects*

gagedude89 10 years ago
you can just kill yourself, than make heaven pick up from where you commited suicide and make it as if you never did and make your life have whatever you want

EdgyMemes 11 years ago
Suicide

Conflict-Resolver 10 years ago
*waits till I'm dying* *presses button* hurray. i win.

Isaac Orian 11 years ago
Suicide?

Matix777 6 years ago
so you are unfortunate, commit suicide and become a God?

RandomDude420 10 years ago
So basically I die and become a god. Cool!

John-Charles-Louis-Mahmud 12 years ago
removes the point in living. Good dilemma, but poor choice if you do press it...

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
That"s what suicide is for
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