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IWantCake 7 years ago

Can I have some cake

meatloave last year

No , NO CAKE FOR YOU!!...youre too damned FAT , here , you may have A carrot. Oh quit crying , its good for you

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yellowgirl5 11 years ago

FINALLY I'M SEXY

Mushroomnadorz 10 years ago

Time to be in the guiness world record for the world's longest nose hair

ththomas9 6 years ago

Make a nose out of clay. Okay that hair is fine by me.

meatloave last year

excellent loophole , im co-opting it

StormyAnne 9 years ago

Tweezers. Pull it out by the root. No root means no hair. Profit.

meatloave last year

Tweezers. Pull it out by the root. No root means no hair. Prophet.

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HellButton 6 years ago

Yust wear mask

Yukitai 5 years ago

Hold up, what I mean is "Covid shares downside, lol". Sorry.

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andrewls671 10 years ago

just bend the hair so it grows into a beautiful shape, then everyone will notice it for good!

shanemccollum97 11 years ago

SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR

Imaunicornshh 11 years ago

You made my day thank you!

Jan Jurzitza 13 years ago

i can cut it off every time and when its infinity long i can earn money by donating hair

Jhpf2009 5 years ago

Bruh Dont you know the diference between donating and selling Btw I have the most new comment

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kathprat7611 9 years ago

Life is a mystery. You can't solve it and find the answer without having something not go your way.

IWinzBro 10 years ago

Um, I guess I'll "earn" the power to make rulefree wishes. My job will be doing nothing.

*fire* 10 years ago

Grow a very noticeable mustache

Satan'sPenis 10 years ago

Fuck looks. And plus, I would dye the hair bright green and say it's my "warlock mark" and it gives me magic if anyone asks.

ICan'tBeBotheredSoDealWithIt 10 years ago

Wow you are Satan's penis?

christian W 11 years ago

It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure this out CUT IT!!!

KermitTheFrog 11 years ago

But it says ALWAYS it will just grow back immediately

DiamondHerobrine 11 years ago

Or... Wait... I'll just wear a Kylo Ren Mask !!! Or Darth Vader !!! :D

Sponska 11 years ago

I could just wear a mask and be the most mysteriosu celebrity ever

Faglord McFag 11 years ago

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Jon White 13 years ago

considering I will be the destroyer of worlds...I don't think they will care about that hair

lonestarwolf2006 8 years ago

like error?

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Charlie Banks 13 years ago

I have a video game testing career, earning $400,000 dollars per game, but I test for every major company.

Babes 10 years ago

I will earn nose clippers instead of money.

kethelyn 11 years ago

Eu queria a legenda brasileira

Kayleigh W 11 years ago

All you have to do is literally cut it off every time it grows

Lenny 11 years ago

shave it

ignition191 8 months ago

my job is to livestream myself playing Pokémon games of my choosing for an hour every Saturday. i will braid the nose hair. it will be my brand. i will make $1,000,000 per stream.

ZaneFlare 12 years ago

Dream job = being paid to do nothing/ paid to exist

One-Sixty 9 years ago

Just cut it?

dankmemes101 9 years ago

It'll grow back

DiamondHerobrine 11 years ago

Nope.

Yolo1234 11 years ago

No pup I cut it

Yukitai 5 years ago

No point caring if you can't notice it yourself. Even if you become a model, you'll get the job despite the nose hair, so who cares.

Mochalatte 11 years ago

just trim it whenever it gets giant every day :/ ways around, bruh.

The-Mental-Refrigerator 8 years ago

I will tie it in a knot over and over again until you can’t see it. It will still be there. Just harder to see

Imaunicornshh 11 years ago

Don't worry my fellow persons we can just but the nono it get rids of hair for good! Buy today! For just 3 easy payments of 29.99! plus shipping and handling....Just call XXX-XXX-XXXX

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Guys the downside is implied that cutting the nose hair DOESN'T GET RID OF IT.

mistic22 11 years ago

I can earn 300 000 dollars and cut the hair. Easy Peasy.

CreeperCraft137 11 years ago

I'll delete it

Hyltran 3 years ago

I already have a couple of those and it is not a big deal. But will this new one grow back in seconds if I pull it out?

GooeyGremlin 10 years ago

Become an executioner and hang them with your nosehair

sonicj01 10 years ago

just stick it up your nose to hide it

Andy2 11 years ago

Cut the nose hair myself

Deadlox 11 years ago

I can the job of my dreams without this

Icon8 11 years ago

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