Will You Press The Button?

IWantCake 7 years ago

Can I have some cake

meatloave last year

No , NO CAKE FOR YOU!!...youre too damned FAT , here , you may have A carrot. Oh quit crying , its good for you

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yellowgirl5 11 years ago

FINALLY I'M SEXY

Mushroomnadorz 10 years ago

Time to be in the guiness world record for the world's longest nose hair

ththomas9 6 years ago

Make a nose out of clay. Okay that hair is fine by me.

meatloave last year

excellent loophole , im co-opting it

StormyAnne 9 years ago

Tweezers. Pull it out by the root. No root means no hair. Profit.

meatloave last year

Tweezers. Pull it out by the root. No root means no hair. Prophet.

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HellButton 6 years ago

Yust wear mask

Yukitai 5 years ago

Hold up, what I mean is "Covid shares downside, lol". Sorry.

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andrewls671 10 years ago

just bend the hair so it grows into a beautiful shape, then everyone will notice it for good!

shanemccollum97 11 years ago

SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR

Imaunicornshh 11 years ago

You made my day thank you!

Jan Jurzitza 13 years ago

i can cut it off every time and when its infinity long i can earn money by donating hair

Jhpf2009 5 years ago

Bruh Dont you know the diference between donating and selling Btw I have the most new comment

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kathprat7611 9 years ago

Life is a mystery. You can't solve it and find the answer without having something not go your way.

IWinzBro 10 years ago

Um, I guess I'll "earn" the power to make rulefree wishes. My job will be doing nothing.

*fire* 10 years ago

Grow a very noticeable mustache

Satan'sPenis 10 years ago

Fuck looks. And plus, I would dye the hair bright green and say it's my "warlock mark" and it gives me magic if anyone asks.

ICan'tBeBotheredSoDealWithIt 10 years ago

Wow you are Satan's penis?

christian W 11 years ago

It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure this out CUT IT!!!

KermitTheFrog 11 years ago

But it says ALWAYS it will just grow back immediately

DiamondHerobrine 11 years ago

Or... Wait... I'll just wear a Kylo Ren Mask !!! Or Darth Vader !!! :D

Sponska 11 years ago

I could just wear a mask and be the most mysteriosu celebrity ever

Faglord McFag 11 years ago

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Jon White 13 years ago

considering I will be the destroyer of worlds...I don't think they will care about that hair

lonestarwolf2006 8 years ago

like error?

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Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

*grins demon smile and opens empty eyes while burning evil souls with powers* so i get paid big cash to gain powers and magically take my nose off, then replace?

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago

get my dream job, earn https://youtu.be/l91ISfcuzDw yearly, and the fact that my dream job doesn't involve showing my face to anyone...

LucarioKidJR 9 years ago

What if I rip out my nose hair? Would be painful, but will it appear again after 10 minutes?

DoctorJohCoy 12 years ago

I will put a bandage over my nose.

Reetour 9 years ago

shave it

djross013 11 years ago

If I only have the nose hair when I have the job then... it says as much money as I want, so work for one day and get paid $ 99999999999999999

Cephalord75 10 years ago

If it's infinite, I would continually cut it and burn it as fuel.

Thraxx 11 years ago

Ghost rider. Skeletons don't have hair

olvvvvlo 11 years ago

In this case he would have, but who knows, maybe you will not need to use chains.

Hyltran 5 years ago

How big is a giant hair? I believe I already haw that and I just I cut it? Can I continue doing that?

Kaloon 11 years ago

can't i just cut it?

Saayanna 8 years ago

Cut it?

Ausidore 10 years ago

I would be Queen of everything and get magic as my pay. I'd make the hair invisible so they CAN'T see it!

Timelypat 9 years ago

Really?

MachoManShark 11 years ago

It's called growing a mustache. :3) Especially if it's shaped like a 3.

oldnotweak 11 years ago

I shall style the hair! and wear a special sign pointing out my epic hair

Gumballfan98 11 years ago

Why would this even be a thing I would just cut the hair off

KermitTheFrog 11 years ago

It says ALWAYS

-_-km last year

装饰它

FightKnight 6 years ago

Cut the hair off

CrimsonPhantom 10 years ago

Fold the hair and make it stay inside your nose

Pi Threepointonefour 11 years ago

That is exactly how it is now.

Elmster401 11 years ago

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lonestarwolf2006 8 years ago

i would not want that thank you! im good!

Wonder Woman 12 years ago

No no no no never never never never!!! Wait but what if the job of my dreams is at a nose hair clipping factory! It's not but you know LOL!!

C 9 years ago

Define "giant"

JÃ¼ri Vaitmaa 13 years ago

vanity has bested me....

The Narwhal With Muffins 10 years ago

Hairies in your nose!

olvvvvlo 11 years ago

Hey how eloquent was that ted in the speech, right?, -who? -ted, from accountat, -who?, -the hair guy, -hooooo, what a great hair, I mean speech, what was it about?