Will You Press The Button?

Startail10 9 years ago

SANTA BEING REAL WOULD BE FREAKING CREEPY!!! (He sees you when you are sleeping. He knows when you are awake.)

computer10101 6 years ago

Yea, Santa is just a fat extremely overweighted man who sneaks into peoples houses, puts gifts under trees and runs away

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Piggybacksphinx 10 years ago

Technically Santa Claus does exist. At least he is a real person. Except he is an actor

SilverShadow525 9 years ago

And you can go further by saying that he DID exist as St. Nicholas hundreds of years ago

Katie Riedy 13 years ago

Wait...are you saying Santa doesn't currently exist? :-(

cookiefires 5 years ago

course he does :/

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mazmaz 11 years ago

but but but.. all the slutty Halloween costumes that you get to see girls wearing..

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Pervert

Stilescook 9 years ago

I can just see santa being arrested for paedophilia

the_mad_pooper 2 years ago

same

sans111i 10 years ago

Ya Santa is fake it a really stupid that people belive

SilverShadow525 9 years ago

Unless you factor in the fact that he DID exist as St. Nicholas hundreds of years ago

emo_trah66 10 years ago

screw that if he was real all i would get was coal

i8sumpi 11 years ago

... Nope I'm Jewish I want Chanukah

AF 8 years ago

I'm also Jewish!!!

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jeditommy02 9 years ago

I like halloween much better. free candy

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

only get out of school one time a year? :/

SpirentVermin05 9 years ago

im Graduated my fellow kyle

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Jeffrey Dewitt 13 years ago

That guy takes up enough space WITHOUT existing. No thank you.

Chris Coppen 13 years ago

Everyone trying to be good, all year round? Hell yeah I'd push that button!

Brynne Speakman 13 years ago

hehehe.....69

Michaela White 13 years ago

i would get cole alot..

Joe1996 9 years ago

Very useful. Sell it or use it

Nithan9000 10 years ago

But Santa is real ;-; -a kid

computer10101 6 years ago

I would love for him to be real so I can see his sleigh fall and smash on the ground beacause of his weight

Squid Kid 11 years ago

Totally! I don't care about Easter or Valentine's day, give me Christmas!

Skutachu 12 years ago

NO MORE VALENTINES DAY YASSSSSSS

Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago

You animals! Have you not seen "scientifically accurate santa claus"? Oh you haven't? Fair enough. Go search it on youtube, its actually pretty funny. Y"know, in a fucked up sort of way.

K1M3R4 11 years ago

Yeah! free things!!!!

DarkMatter 11 years ago

ATHEIST

Dylan Ross 13 years ago

Christmas is the only good holiday anyway soooo

florianile last year

I love all festivals, so I won't press it.

LiittleLeopard 9 years ago

Wait.. does that mean.. OH NO NOT NINJA DAY

I like turtles 11 years ago

fuck no, fuck santa claus and his bullshit, HALLOWEEN FTW!!!!

cookiefires 5 years ago

Santa claus is already real :D people think its weird tho since im 11 and i believe in him :)

ThisQueThou 11 years ago

who cares about santa brooo.

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

Hanukkah is very special to Jews. They would be very offended.

oldnotweak 12 years ago

i wouldnt subject santa to that LIFE IS SHIT!

EZ Street 10 years ago

No Halloween? PASS

JazzimoX 9 years ago

I HATE holidays so I do this then assasinate Santa. Done.

Shaun Macey 13 years ago

I like my sundays sorry.

Eoverlordmaster 11 years ago

*eover forgot Halloween* huh what was, oh look button *pushes*

MiriamMestre 8 years ago

i dont even celebrate christmass

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issy18 11 years ago

Nah fam he's creepy as shit anyway

Orianne 9 years ago

People in need will receive gifts, everyone will try to act good and people who will act badly will have bad gifts, it"s fair !

XxCool_Boy_GamingxX 11 years ago

First two comments everyone knows that thats why it sed Santa Claus is real

NeonBeasts 10 years ago

you just made all the children cry, thx!

Travis Rayy 13 years ago

31%? c'mon its fucking santa

KittensAreCute105 9 years ago

It"s creepy, having a random guy sneak into your family room at night.

LMC_Jarred 11 years ago

Does this include birthdays?

ImAKittyCat1 5 years ago

Santa would be in jail. reasons are, Breaking and entering, Stalking, and No flying permeant.

Snowy the wolf 11 years ago

SANTA IS REAL AND NO IM NOT LOSING HALLOWEEN <:C

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago

Meh, not much would change. If he were real he would probably some random guy that his parents named "Santa".

computer10101 6 years ago

Wait, no more summer break?

kazwolf 11 years ago

i wont sacrifice halloween for santa

TGP12 9 years ago

Santa already is real

Coolguy246 12 years ago

One of my presents I ask for him would be for the other holidays to come back it never said we forgot about the other holidays

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