Will You Press The Button?

Startail108 years ago

SANTA BEING REAL WOULD BE FREAKING CREEPY!!! (He sees you when you are sleeping. He knows when you are awake.)

computer101014 years ago

Yea, Santa is just a fat extremely overweighted man who sneaks into peoples houses, puts gifts under trees and runs away

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Piggybacksphinx9 years ago

Technically Santa Claus does exist. At least he is a real person. Except he is an actor

SilverShadow5258 years ago

And you can go further by saying that he DID exist as St. Nicholas hundreds of years ago

Katie Riedy12 years ago

Wait...are you saying Santa doesn't currently exist? :-(

cookiefires4 years ago

course he does :/

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mazmaz9 years ago

but but but.. all the slutty Halloween costumes that you get to see girls wearing..

dankmemes1018 years ago

Pervert

Stilescook7 years ago

I can just see santa being arrested for paedophilia

the_mad_pooper7 months ago

same

sans111i8 years ago

Ya Santa is fake it a really stupid that people belive

SilverShadow5258 years ago

Unless you factor in the fact that he DID exist as St. Nicholas hundreds of years ago

emo_trah668 years ago

screw that if he was real all i would get was coal

i8sumpi9 years ago

... Nope I'm Jewish I want Chanukah

AF7 years ago

I'm also Jewish!!!

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jeditommy028 years ago

I like halloween much better. free candy

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

only get out of school one time a year? :/

SpirentVermin058 years ago

im Graduated my fellow kyle

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Jeffrey Dewitt12 years ago

That guy takes up enough space WITHOUT existing. No thank you.

Chris Coppen12 years ago

Everyone trying to be good, all year round? Hell yeah I'd push that button!

Brynne Speakman12 years ago

hehehe.....69

Michaela White12 years ago

i would get cole alot..

Joe19967 years ago

Very useful. Sell it or use it

MelodySong12349 years ago

santa is awsome and cool

VioletNocte4 years ago

I love Halloween so no

YellowBear9 years ago

I dont every celebrate christmas

The Zesty Fork 698 years ago

Wait, does that mean no more Fourth of July BBQ"s?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Terraform Trent10 years ago

He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows when you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake [nope.avi]

Mixmaster7 years ago

Including your own birthday

bubsack1019 years ago

Santa already exist so we're the upside

Tastegaming8 years ago

oooo this is a good one...what do you guys think?

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

Boobs

Brittany Oliver12 years ago

Nope. I NEED Halloween in my life.

DemonsVsAngels159 years ago

what if it is your birthday

yournightmare878 years ago

who the sh%* cares about hallaween or easter christmas is the best holiday ever free money or toys

Kato2008 years ago

HALLOWEEN

Daniel Tickner12 years ago

Fantastic I assume you mean ones that I know well and Christmas is the only one I like

Fenbi9 years ago

Sansta XD

Deathbringer7 years ago

SCREW SANTA NOT BEING REAL!!I. NEED. MY. BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

buttonpresser129 years ago

I like my birthday better than Santa!! #Santanotreal

GalaxyBrainLoopholes3 years ago

i first read it as "satan is real" and i wanted to press it, glad i noticed it before i ruined everything by pressing that damned button

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

be nice and get free shit once a year? deal!

phoenixzraa7 years ago

I dont fucking like Christmas. no fucking way mate

jintoya10 years ago

crismas (the lack of a T is deliberate) is the most stupid consumer bullshit i have ever seen. fuck santa

TDeus9 years ago

What if I don't know holidays

BlueSkittles218 years ago

proof santa does not exsist

JasonBlue10 years ago

No more Valentine's? Yes!

BM Gaming9 years ago

Santa No real

xKitKatx4 years ago

NO I LOVE HALOWWEN

The Master Cat9 years ago

no santa is unemployed due to parents doing his job. he is now sat on the sofa getting drunk and wasting his life away

gracp359 years ago

i want a dirty question if you know what i mean * wink*

EmmaBuck7 years ago

Oh screw Santa

tiparium9 years ago

Believe it or not, I don't like the idea of some random fat man from the top of the world coming into my house once a year without my permission. And eating my cookies.

Krusek8 years ago

If I don't press it I still get presents.

Rhys Elkin12 years ago

Once you're an adult the other holidays just become an excuse to either get drunk or buy a shit ton of candy the following day (or both). I think I'd get by.

minecartman0107 years ago

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Purple-oranges8 years ago

So my birthday no

Jin Wei Iam'me12 years ago

My country has quite a lot of holidays so no

pttg9 years ago

Only if it's the one from The Santa Clause. I wanna fuck Bernard.

theghettojello10 years ago

No way. I need Halloween!

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