Will You Press The Button?

Krimson_Shadow_the_Changeling9 years ago

id take it. im asexual anyways.

HELPME4202 years ago

im aroace

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PsycicN1NJA9 years ago

Why the hell would I ever want to have sex when I can have infinite hours of skyrim on my belt?

Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago

yes but Minecraft

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pleasesaynotospam9 years ago

immortality is a shiit bcause everyday is the same thing forever and i want orgasms to masturbete

chineese8 years ago

Infinitely new ways to have sex, Boom magic.

A137103190305 months ago

不是？哥们！

ApexSpice8 years ago

I'm fine with this who gives a shit a hate orgsms but it"s a good thing it didylny say organs

Brekilz9 years ago

I'm asexual anyways, so I'll take it

19mcctre8 years ago

this is horrible, immortality is the worst thing to have

WolfTamer8 years ago

I just don't wanna be immortal because you would have to watch everyone die and the end of the world come and no matter how hard you try you won't be able to doe so if some one atabs you through the heart you kinda have to live with the pain for a while an...[Show full comment]

scarecrow13399 years ago

Again. Wtf who would want to be immortal.

CheetahNutella10 years ago

then what's the point in living if you can't have orgasms

Daniel Grabowy12 years ago

What's the point in being immortal then?

butters7 years ago

^ nope.

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Pascu Gabriel Catalin12 years ago

Atleast I'll be able to please people =)) Nobody cares if I don't please myself.

Commissar9 years ago

I like the way you think

Daniel Grabowy12 years ago

What's the point in being immortal then?

Szokusia8 years ago

Infinite anime

Pascu Gabriel Catalin12 years ago

Atleast I'll be able to please people =)) Nobody cares if I don't please myself.

John M Hager12 years ago

Welp, it says no orgasm, but not no sex. Plenty of time to practice pleasing the ladies.

Dayna Morris12 years ago

Don't like people touching me

Jeff Testa12 years ago

Biological immortality is paramount.

Jeff Testa12 years ago

Biological immortality is paramount.

magiawizard9 years ago

Yes button pressed

ST3ALTHY8 years ago

Wat

writerfriend7 years ago

No upside being immortal sucks

skyrimlegend219 years ago

Then sex

Silvis10 years ago

*asexual button mash*

Silverbullet21219 years ago

Impossible pregnancy. Life is easier.

ninjatiger10 years ago

adoption duh

ARandomButtonPresser9 months ago

For me, there's literally no downside

RedVexeD8 years ago

Fuck that. I like my O"s and it"d make my husband way too sad. I can't live with him being that sad, so... no.

JamieJam9 years ago

Being immortal may get boring. But im not legally allowed sex, so infinite life pl- say kids. THE WORLD WILL END AND YOU WILL BE THERE AND SUFFER FOR ALL OF TIME

PrestoProductions8 years ago

Agreed

Nod_Lucario9 years ago

upside.exe was not found

1Why_Not14 years ago

What"s all this about immortality? Why would you want to watch everyone around you die? Plus I'm asexual so this was rlly easy

Allwarden4710 years ago

If any of you have seen the movie Lucy, that movie has reasoning behind this. Cells have two choices. Immortality or reproduction. If it has one, it cannot perform the other

Dragborg8 years ago

Im a dude

Dragborg8 years ago

Wait its calked an orgasim in dudes too? Oh.

USGC8 years ago

BETWEEN orgasims and living forever, I will live forever.

Batoast9 years ago

This Is not bery important for me to have an orgasm!

Seanawsome2 9 years ago

Sex ever day

Unavable Button9 years ago

Wtf you kid *420 No-Scopes you* Ha Bitch

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

Shouldn't these effects be in reverse?

TeamKobus28 years ago

I'm a dude... like... uhm... not the part of the human race that bursted out of a man"s ribcage.... And being biologically immortal sucks

Master17 years ago

Wth

RicktheSnog9 years ago

I don't need to eat or crap and I live forever? He'll yeah!!

tokyomegaplex10 years ago

thats a very tough one

Adrian Ngai9 years ago

Being immortal sucks anyway...

mleann410 years ago

:( i couldnt press the button

Sprinkles4EVA8 years ago

So a god nun/priest

OTTO_7 months ago

can't have orgasms = never c**, which means no chance of accident when s**

Whyguy8 years ago

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mrpotato0729 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Herobryan8 years ago

Boi

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iPressButtons694 years ago

where upside

nanelgamer9 years ago

please.. im an angel besides if im immortal i can one day beat Sephiroth or not...

John M Hager12 years ago

Welp, it says no orgasm, but not no sex. Plenty of time to practice pleasing the ladies.

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