Will You Press The Button?

Krimson_Shadow_the_Changeling 11 years ago

id take it. im asexual anyways.

HELPME420 3 years ago

im aroace

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PsycicN1NJA 10 years ago

Why the hell would I ever want to have sex when I can have infinite hours of skyrim on my belt?

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago

yes but Minecraft

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pleasesaynotospam 11 years ago

immortality is a shiit bcause everyday is the same thing forever and i want orgasms to masturbete

chineese 9 years ago

Infinitely new ways to have sex, Boom magic.

A13710319030 2 years ago

不是？哥们！

ApexSpice 10 years ago

I'm fine with this who gives a shit a hate orgsms but it"s a good thing it didylny say organs

Brekilz 10 years ago

I'm asexual anyways, so I'll take it

19mcctre 9 years ago

this is horrible, immortality is the worst thing to have

WolfTamer 9 years ago

I just don't wanna be immortal because you would have to watch everyone die and the end of the world come and no matter how hard you try you won't be able to doe so if some one atabs you through the heart you kinda have to live with the pain for a while an... [Show full comment]

scarecrow1339 11 years ago

Again. Wtf who would want to be immortal.

CheetahNutella 12 years ago

then what's the point in living if you can't have orgasms

Daniel Grabowy 13 years ago

What's the point in being immortal then?

butters 9 years ago

^ nope.

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Pascu Gabriel Catalin 13 years ago

Atleast I'll be able to please people =)) Nobody cares if I don't please myself.

Commissar 10 years ago

I like the way you think

Daniel Grabowy 13 years ago

What's the point in being immortal then?

Szokusia 9 years ago

Infinite anime

Pascu Gabriel Catalin 13 years ago

Atleast I'll be able to please people =)) Nobody cares if I don't please myself.

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

Don't like people touching me

John M Hager 13 years ago

Welp, it says no orgasm, but not no sex. Plenty of time to practice pleasing the ladies.

Jeff Testa 13 years ago

Biological immortality is paramount.

Jeff Testa 13 years ago

Biological immortality is paramount.

nanelgamer 11 years ago

please.. im an angel besides if im immortal i can one day beat Sephiroth or not...

John M Hager 13 years ago

Welp, it says no orgasm, but not no sex. Plenty of time to practice pleasing the ladies.

TeoGeo34 11 years ago

i need a child

usoutlaw 10 years ago

so spiritually i would not be immortal?

AmazingDragons 8 years ago

Watching my loved ones die, knowing that I will outlive them? Ain’t anybody got time for that!

Snailzy 7 years ago

Well you would

Min Yeon-ah 10 years ago

My asexual ass don't give a fuck

kaosome 11 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Charlotte.0808 10 years ago

*distant asexual laughter*

Nathathan 9 years ago

Just adopt a kid, you can have them instead of having a biological child

Verysmartpersom 2 years ago

immortality is the downside

Rockhard323 10 years ago

Only difference here is immortality

jbverhax 11 years ago

nah it isn't worth it

neonkbfalcon1 5 years ago

a small price to pay for being immortal

julesiebear101 11 years ago

I don't like masturbating anyways.

buzzian 10 years ago

FUCK FOREVER!

ClareWhite 11 years ago

Smashing

Lear 11 years ago

If you're imorrtal you'll be very old and people will just call you old and laugh at you and you can't go to heaven and meet god or Jesus

Yeetaleet 4 years ago

I don't want to be immortal anyways.

Soaku 10 years ago

I don't see downside

Snailzy 7 years ago

A small price to pay for salvation

T-dog 10 years ago

Ima boy

Lenny 11 years ago

asexuals!

I like thinking 10 years ago

Just because you don't have orgasms doesn't mean you can't have kids... you can still cum it just won't feel good.

SirFluffyCheeks 10 years ago

Weong. An orgasm for a man is to climax and a man only ejaculates when he climaxes. No orgasm = no nut busted.

Kiko Avin 12 years ago

@ninjatiger adoption has nothing to do with the inability to orgasm

Mr-Dust-Bunny 9 years ago

you don't have orgamsms which means you don't finish, put your stuff in a sperm bank then when you find a girl you can please her as long as she wants and when your ready to have kids, re visit the sperm bank, also if you can't have orgasms you don't need a condem

immortal_panda 11 years ago

Lol my name has immortal. I am a female so doesn't really matter to me lol

SpaceLizard24 7 months ago

Biologically immortal = doesn't age. You can still get hit by a truck and die.

Quizsonic 10 years ago

Hmm Well can i still grunt in sexual pleasure They"re totally different i swear! :)

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

Immortality is boring

EliSquid 10 years ago

Immortality would suck. You"d end up watching all your friends and family die over and over again, and when the world ends, only you will be left, suffering in the cold vaccum of space, wishing it would end, but nope, you had to choose immortality.

GreekMadness 10 years ago

I'd rather die than be immortal either way

derkmeister 11 years ago

Just don't scratch your back for hours and then scratch it, it will fell just as good

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