Will You Press The Button?

Dalton Winter 13 years ago

Technically, you never come in contact with anything or anyone.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Then, by your logic, I never actually stepped on a Lego 2x4 brick. So, then, why does it still hurt like hell?

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C3ellam6 10 years ago

just wear gloves or a full body suit all the time

Sonofagun 9 years ago

Just stay away from people then

Axew012 9 years ago

who needs humans because there are cats and dogs!!!

therealobama 4 years ago

i read that the wrong way

Lenny-playz 9 years ago

ITS CALLED TECHNOLOGY

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago

AND BUTTS

AwesomeBotMC 11 years ago

So... Superman?

AmyWilliams 11 years ago

How is it like him?

JR Tulkian 13 years ago

I don't like human contact, so I don't see a downside to this.

German shepherd s 10 years ago

Yep people understand me id.say wanna be friends.but i dont like.friends

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Justin Loh 13 years ago

makes sex better :3

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Please reread the button.

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Pernille Cecilie Gundorff 13 years ago

no more hugs? T-T

Felicitas Hockton 13 years ago

Scared of heights, so this is a lose-lose situation.

VeryverySerious 10 years ago

if a touch is painfull...then sex must be .......id rather not think on it

Petrovoytsitskyy 11 years ago

I want sex

Animeboysaremyfavfood 6 years ago

Rather die

RileyDaWizard 11 years ago

Wear something over it like a suit and gloves or something like that

Dolphin_guy 9 years ago

What if your wearing clothes

dragonslayer555 10 years ago

No more bear hugs ):

CameronSimpson 9 years ago

i hate getting touched anyway

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago

AAH, PEOPLE D:

magicalrealmofmrfish 12 years ago

its like being malificent but everyone wears iron

TheStache 11 years ago

Gloves?

Lizardlord 4 years ago

Soo your just saying autism lol I see no difference

KrowTheAUfan 10 years ago

Just live in the clouds!

GalaxyDragons 9 years ago

Air planes bro

TheArkerportian 8 years ago

Painful? Well of course it"s painful crashing into somebody while flying at 150 mph! Duh!

MasochisticKitten 10 years ago

**eyes widen** All my dreams are alive ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜¶ðŸ˜

MLG Guy 11 years ago

Who would do that? I mean who wants to be a person that has to avoid every person in the world?

sonicj01 10 years ago

technically u dont touch people the atoms repel each other and u feel that there is probably pecka metres(idk how to spell pecka) between them

tsukino 11 years ago

I never touch people anyway, so

Deetsy 9 years ago

It’s basically real anyway (the last part)

minimegaman090 2 years ago

PLEASE stop saying "lolll atoms dont touch" like stfu it's still called touching. just because the atoms don't touch doesn't mean we can't count anything as touching at our wayyyyy larger scale

MexicanHobo 2 years ago

REAAAL

Christiana Archer 13 years ago

Sense of touch is one of my favorite senses. I feel like I'd die not being able to kiss, cuddle or hug my husband. I can't press that button....

Anick 9 years ago

Always flying

quirkycloudy 11 years ago

sooooo....no sex f----

Bitcholos 10 years ago

I see no downside.

ayylmao: the audio novel 11 years ago

Atoms never touch boom loophole

ComopMan 6 years ago

Honestly I think flying is overrated.

PEPITO2334 11 years ago

Worth it. Just use gloves.

FuzzyHorse 9 years ago

I get my phone, right? Can't I just text *hug* or *kick*?

Henry McCliff 10 years ago

So basically I'd be Voldemort? *grabs axe and demolishes button*

rylee_hunter 12 years ago

You never really touch anything.

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

That"s just how life is.

The1Dino_Man 11 years ago

No one said I couldn't numb the pain

ArthurKirkland 10 years ago

Now I have a legitimate reason to tell people to stop touching me. XD

Voltz 11 years ago

*takes Vikoden* I don't feel a thing

Eclipse7274 3 years ago

I like hugs so no

Not Here 11 years ago

The ultra-masochists would love this.

Ipressstuff 8 years ago

Go to somewhere there is nobody can see you. Like closed SeaWorld. And can't arrest you cuz u in the air. Helicopter"s won't work since it dosent say how fast you are so your like maybe super fast so simply outwit it and loophole boi.

Memeber 10 years ago

punching would be the same at that speed......

vert343 9 years ago

404 Error I am antisocial

SilentCobra 10 years ago

I have low pain tolerance and I love boobs too much. Not pressing it

German shepherd s 10 years ago

Bruh ....sicko

ToastyStrewdle 11 years ago

I'm a gamer, plus I want to fly. http://blog.voxbone.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/so_much_win_meme_0.jpg

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