Will You Press The Button?

Dalton Winter 13 years ago

Technically, you never come in contact with anything or anyone.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Then, by your logic, I never actually stepped on a Lego 2x4 brick. So, then, why does it still hurt like hell?

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C3ellam6 10 years ago

just wear gloves or a full body suit all the time

Sonofagun 9 years ago

Just stay away from people then

Axew012 9 years ago

who needs humans because there are cats and dogs!!!

therealobama 4 years ago

i read that the wrong way

Lenny-playz 9 years ago

ITS CALLED TECHNOLOGY

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago

AND BUTTS

AwesomeBotMC 11 years ago

So... Superman?

AmyWilliams 11 years ago

How is it like him?

JR Tulkian 13 years ago

I don't like human contact, so I don't see a downside to this.

German shepherd s 10 years ago

Yep people understand me id.say wanna be friends.but i dont like.friends

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Justin Loh 13 years ago

makes sex better :3

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Please reread the button.

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Pernille Cecilie Gundorff 13 years ago

no more hugs? T-T

Felicitas Hockton 13 years ago

Scared of heights, so this is a lose-lose situation.

Henry McCliff 10 years ago

So basically I'd be Voldemort? *grabs axe and demolishes button*

PEPITO2334 11 years ago

Worth it. Just use gloves.

FuzzyHorse 9 years ago

I get my phone, right? Can't I just text *hug* or *kick*?

rylee_hunter 12 years ago

You never really touch anything.

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

That"s just how life is.

The1Dino_Man 11 years ago

No one said I couldn't numb the pain

ArthurKirkland 10 years ago

Now I have a legitimate reason to tell people to stop touching me. XD

Voltz 11 years ago

*takes Vikoden* I don't feel a thing

Eclipse7274 3 years ago

I like hugs so no

Not Here 11 years ago

The ultra-masochists would love this.

Ipressstuff 8 years ago

Go to somewhere there is nobody can see you. Like closed SeaWorld. And can't arrest you cuz u in the air. Helicopter"s won't work since it dosent say how fast you are so your like maybe super fast so simply outwit it and loophole boi.

Memeber 10 years ago

punching would be the same at that speed......

ToastyStrewdle 11 years ago

I'm a gamer, plus I want to fly. http://blog.voxbone.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/so_much_win_meme_0.jpg

vert343 9 years ago

404 Error I am antisocial

SilentCobra 10 years ago

I have low pain tolerance and I love boobs too much. Not pressing it

German shepherd s 10 years ago

Bruh ....sicko

Buckets35 9 years ago

You could still fight aliens

brieflyshypuppy 11 years ago

I'm afraid of heights so....

BabyDeer 2 years ago

That works, but just why?

Rockyhorse6000 5 years ago

Thank god I can still wank in peace

LindaJones 10 years ago

NO JUST NO

TheLogicalHusky 9 years ago

Nah. I don't want to never touch someone else.

Flames1888 10 years ago

NO SEX??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

galaxylife5 11 years ago

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