Will You Press The Button?

You become an Immortal God, and lead warriors on crusades through the galaxy

but

Your son will strike you down, and you will be in a catatonic state for ten thousand years

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JaxDaFurry3125lol7 months ago

then i'd just kill my son (if i had one)

thereal_lemon3 years ago

Dont have a son. Simple

ihazbucket9 years ago

so basically Anakin Skywalker simulator 2016

HPotter138 years ago

Luke didnt kill him you know nothing

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OguzhanYigit8 years ago

Feel the hatred of ten thousand years!

AssHar8 years ago

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

cheesegal9 years ago

I'd just prefer a normal happy life with kind non-murderous children :)

MegaSpeedTrap7 years ago

What if you have murderous children anyway?

Blaiz_9 years ago

Kill all your sons or else dont have children

JupiterBrown8 years ago

I see you are taking the Kronos approach.

AssassinDoge9 years ago

I dont even have a son so...

LindaJones8 years ago

same

Patrick Turner12 years ago

your immortal ten thousand years is nothing. i would give the kid the bat and say have at it

omenofdeath9 years ago

Basically you are the god emperor. still gunna do it.

MikoÅ‚aj ÅšciobÅ‚owski12 years ago

have a daughter then

Awkward1017 years ago

Lol

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Justin Magoffin12 years ago

I love Warhammer XD

Anime247 years ago

Me too. Tyranids for the win

Sebastian Alexander Zupeuc12 years ago

Nope, don't wanna be the Emporer of Warhammer 40K

Anime247 years ago

You will fall before the tyranids

Shana Beals12 years ago

Well, you could just not have a son for a REALLY long time, if you actually need to have one.

Kyle Hamilton12 years ago

never have a son so i can always be a immortal god and 10000 is nothing for a immortal

HannahKelly8 years ago

A few loopholes here, you could just not have children or only have daughters and if you"re immortal time isn't of much consequence

Bintang Buana12 years ago

just like.... never mind

Well Im just a random dude9 years ago

it says your imkortal and why dont u just kill ur son

CorpseEmpress6 years ago

That"s a low blow man.

#thug life9 years ago

I dont have a son....im 9 I dont have a brother I have a sister that 19nyears old

Rocky0111 months ago

So use condoms, simple as fuck

RedJackOfClubs9 years ago

Too grimdark. Also, I'd just not have kids?

someoneasking7 years ago

"TEN THOUSAND YEARS can give you such a crick in the neck!"

Herpaderp209 9 years ago

*is never going to have kids so mashes button*

Somebodyonline8 years ago

So I'm the God Emperor? Sure why not

Cato0r8 years ago

Is this A Greek Myth? Because that is exactly what happens there.

Sigitplayz10 years ago

#Chronus. At least he didn't want us to eat babies

TeamKobus28 years ago

What if i don't get a son? LOOPHOLE

CrmaciAndrei4 years ago

Kill the son

Honestly just make a name up9 years ago

Ten thousand years to plot revenge and retake over the galaxy sounds way too badass to pass up

Sgsb5 years ago

Ah after 10,000 years I'm finally free. Time to conquer earth Alfa Rita has escaped. Assemble 5 teenagers with attitude Ay yi yi

luke da poop9 years ago

You would get to sleep for ten thousand years HELL YEA

S1D3R1T38 years ago

Don't have kids

Thobias Engemann Sandst12 years ago

This sounds fammilar...

Cheeseee7 years ago

Have no son then

xXTehEpicAmpharosXx9 years ago

If you are immortal then when everyone does you will be floating in space with nothing to do, figuring out why you pressed the button

ThatAnnoyingPotato8 years ago

I won't have a son any way it"s not possible unless I adopt meaning they would be mortal.

Mitchell Dones12 years ago

Ten thousand years is a boringly long time

GManda9 years ago

dont have son

lolnothanks8 years ago

So I'm Ouranus, but with extra galaxy and less time trapped.

Hardun029 years ago

HORUS WHY?

Karlnova7 years ago

Who ever said I would get married and have a son? I'm a loner. Get rekt. No kids, no striking me down.

JadenAyala10 years ago

after ten thousand years i gonna give my son some lessons with my good friend Bert the belt >:I

Definablelife4 years ago

Who says am gonna have a son I’ll just have all daughters then

Home stuck Gaming FTW9 years ago

Joke's on you don't have a son!

Nova_Fox8 years ago

Ego in a shellnut

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

Is this a movie?

zach21218 years ago

...

ihazbucket9 years ago

so basically Anakin Skywalker simulator 2016

joaquin558 years ago

i have no son

Daniel Myles Beard12 years ago

You're

Purgations9 years ago

Goddamn emprah! Who snuck a warhammer 40k like I'm here.

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