Will You Press The Button?

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39157 (44%) people have pressed this button, while 49695 (56%) did not.

You become an Immortal God, and lead warriors on crusades through the galaxy

but

Your son will strike you down, and you will be in a catatonic state for ten thousand years

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JaxDaFurry3125lol 2 years ago

then i'd just kill my son (if i had one)

thereal_lemon 4 years ago

Dont have a son. Simple

ihazbucket 11 years ago

so basically Anakin Skywalker simulator 2016

HPotter13 10 years ago

Luke didnt kill him you know nothing

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OguzhanYigit 10 years ago

Feel the hatred of ten thousand years!

AssHar 9 years ago

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

cheesegal 11 years ago

I'd just prefer a normal happy life with kind non-murderous children :)

MegaSpeedTrap 8 years ago

What if you have murderous children anyway?

Blaiz_ 11 years ago

Kill all your sons or else dont have children

JupiterBrown 10 years ago

I see you are taking the Kronos approach.

AssassinDoge 11 years ago

I dont even have a son so...

LindaJones 10 years ago

same

Patrick Turner 13 years ago

your immortal ten thousand years is nothing. i would give the kid the bat and say have at it

omenofdeath 11 years ago

Basically you are the god emperor. still gunna do it.

MikoÅ‚aj ÅšciobÅ‚owski 13 years ago

have a daughter then

Awkward101 8 years ago

Lol

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Justin Magoffin 13 years ago

I love Warhammer XD

Anime24 8 years ago

Me too. Tyranids for the win

Sebastian Alexander Zupeuc 13 years ago

Nope, don't wanna be the Emporer of Warhammer 40K

Anime24 8 years ago

You will fall before the tyranids

Shana Beals 13 years ago

Well, you could just not have a son for a REALLY long time, if you actually need to have one.

Kyle Hamilton 13 years ago

never have a son so i can always be a immortal god and 10000 is nothing for a immortal

Cato0r 9 years ago

Is this A Greek Myth? Because that is exactly what happens there.

Sigitplayz 11 years ago

#Chronus. At least he didn't want us to eat babies

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

What if i don't get a son? LOOPHOLE

CrmaciAndrei 5 years ago

Kill the son

Honestly just make a name up 10 years ago

Ten thousand years to plot revenge and retake over the galaxy sounds way too badass to pass up

Sgsb 6 years ago

Ah after 10,000 years I'm finally free. Time to conquer earth Alfa Rita has escaped. Assemble 5 teenagers with attitude Ay yi yi

luke da poop 11 years ago

You would get to sleep for ten thousand years HELL YEA

S1D3R1T3 9 years ago

Don't have kids

Thobias Engemann Sandst 13 years ago

This sounds fammilar...

Cheeseee 8 years ago

Have no son then

xXTehEpicAmpharosXx 11 years ago

If you are immortal then when everyone does you will be floating in space with nothing to do, figuring out why you pressed the button

ThatAnnoyingPotato 9 years ago

I won't have a son any way it"s not possible unless I adopt meaning they would be mortal.

Mitchell Dones 13 years ago

Ten thousand years is a boringly long time

silly.sparks 9 months ago

isn't that the story of Zues and Cronus lol

GManda 10 years ago

dont have son

lolnothanks 10 years ago

So I'm Ouranus, but with extra galaxy and less time trapped.

Hardun02 11 years ago

HORUS WHY?

Karlnova 9 years ago

Who ever said I would get married and have a son? I'm a loner. Get rekt. No kids, no striking me down.

JadenAyala 11 years ago

after ten thousand years i gonna give my son some lessons with my good friend Bert the belt >:I

Definablelife 6 years ago

Who says am gonna have a son I’ll just have all daughters then

Home stuck Gaming FTW 11 years ago

Joke's on you don't have a son!

Nova_Fox 9 years ago

Ego in a shellnut

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

Is this a movie?

zach2121 10 years ago

...

joaquin55 9 years ago

i have no son

Daniel Myles Beard 13 years ago

You're

Purgations 10 years ago

Goddamn emprah! Who snuck a warhammer 40k like I'm here.

JacquesDeMolay 7 years ago

Kill the son. Dew it.

ihazbucket 11 years ago

so basically Anakin Skywalker simulator 2016

Sapaza 2 years ago

Warhammer 40000 lore:

SCP Foundation 11 years ago

http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/149822

Killzone337 8 years ago

What if jou get no kids????

sigr0857 11 years ago

i could just choose not to have any kids

EdgarPugMeep 10 years ago

So I'm Darth Vader?

Otaku Alex 13 years ago

Why does Cronos come to mind when I read this? Oh well, I'd deal with the 10 thousand years like a man. Whatever I ended up doing to deserve it must've been awful, therefore I must take punishment.

Overlord-Rath 9 years ago

FOR THE EMPEROR

GDonor 11 years ago

What is 10,000 years if you are a god?

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