You can have sex with anyone you want
but
Nicholas Cage will also watch you 2 feet away
I will not

Blaire-Dawson last year
"I call it sex...rhymes with grug"

Lang10 11 years ago
blind him end of story

quad S 10 years ago
It says he has to watch. You cant go around that.

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
I don’t like sex I just want to meet Nick Cage

Flowers. 8 months ago
Based

bilbo baggins 11 years ago
im 11... im scared

FrankOcean 2 years ago
Bros 20 now
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reasonswhy 11 years ago
what if its Nicholas cage, PARADOX!!!!!!!!!!!

Rexatron2005 8 years ago
Did you just call it a dingding?
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Crapboy123 9 years ago
go under the covers

ApertureSci987 8 years ago
I don't see a downside

Zilverwingz 11 years ago
why did the majority see noting wrong with this??

EyeOwnUrEnergy 10 years ago
It's not that bad. Eventually someone is gonna find out. Might as well be Nick Cage
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Mudkipz 11 years ago
why do i give a damn if nic cage watching im still getting some

Hallie Condensation Lafon 13 years ago
Fuck, he can watch for all I care.

urmomxd 9 years ago
No way. That dude is creepy.
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Manuel225599 11 years ago
See his face while he's watchimg me... can't stop laughing xD funniest sex ever

David Octogonopus 13 years ago
What if you want to have sex with him? What happens then? A clone of him watches you, or something?

spr_mystery_man 9 years ago
groundhog day happens.
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Dakp17 9 years ago
What the hell is this

imavirginnn 5 years ago
a button

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
ahehehehehem doesn't matter had sex

Nightkilla 10 years ago
So, like I can be Donald Trump for real? Wait, no, I just have to build a wall between me and Nicholas Cage. Wait, is Cage mexica?

Link_Master 9 years ago
Yes now i can have sex with anyone

Link_Master 9 years ago
btw im 12

Julian_Frost 9 years ago
What if I want to have sex with nich cage, so will there be another nich cage watching?

PokerfaceCat 9 years ago
What if I have sex with Nicholas Cage?

Murderouspikachu 8 years ago
What if he"s homophobic
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AnIncrediblyFatMan 9 years ago
You can but that doesn't mean it"s always legal.

Yehboi 10 years ago
hell yeah

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots 11 years ago
Cover his eyes with something and make it so he cant hear

herpes dispenser 11 years ago
( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

SF-A2 Miki 11 years ago
Umm there are kids on this website you know

Thisisanobnioxiouslongusernameandyoucandonothingaboutthematter 9 years ago
Umm we dont give a shit

Aikka 11 years ago
No1 cares if hes waching

kiekill19 11 years ago
2 feet away over the wall

Blahgirlson 12 years ago
No press.

Ward Schepers 13 years ago
100% worth

Eugenio Trotta 13 years ago
Oh well, there are worse things than being watched by Nicolas Cage while having sex.

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago
Like Nicolas Cage starring in a movie about you having sex?

Darklingsvoice 10 years ago
What if im having sex with Nicholas Cage?

DavidPlayz 5 years ago
bro just ask him to do a threesome

Oldiron_79 9 years ago
Fine, hand him a camera

Kiko Avin 12 years ago
to all the voyers lol

Rockyhorse6000 5 years ago
I see this as an absolute win!

NoahGriswold 9 years ago
i'll just kill him

Craig W. Smith 13 years ago
What do l care, he'll probably get sick of it and leave anyway!

Shalev153 10 years ago
Watch me while i'm fucking your mama lol

Shalev153 10 years ago
Regardless idc if he's watching me its a fair deal :D

Thatonetrollingdude32 9 years ago
No sex fuck you nickels cage you can do what you want to do

bungus2 2 years ago
well i don't want to traumatize an innocent person, let alone nick cage...

eddsworld girl 10 years ago
Upside?

MarieFanboi 7 years ago
He would make it better! 😏

spleebo 4 years ago
Can i convince him to join in?

2pokemonUTgirls 11 years ago
weirdoes

Murderouspikachu 8 years ago
But, what if it is Nicholas Cage?

leolight214 11 years ago
there is no downside

DieDonaldTrump 9 years ago
But what if he"s the person I'm fucking? (I'm a girl and also I don't know who Nicholas cage is)

Boopbleep 9 years ago
How about a pilow

AnnabellaSirenWaters 10 years ago
I'm banging Thor, I don't give a damn!!!! XD

Flora 5 years ago
I’m asexual, no thanks

minesumocraft 11 years ago
and why nicholas cage? xD
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