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You can have sex with anyone you want
but
Nicholas Cage will also watch you 2 feet away
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Blaire-Dawson last year
"I call it sex...rhymes with grug"

Lang10 11 years ago
blind him end of story

quad S 10 years ago
It says he has to watch. You cant go around that.

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
I don’t like sex I just want to meet Nick Cage

Flowers. 8 months ago
Based

bilbo baggins 11 years ago
im 11... im scared

FrankOcean 2 years ago
Bros 20 now
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reasonswhy 11 years ago
what if its Nicholas cage, PARADOX!!!!!!!!!!!

Rexatron2005 8 years ago
Did you just call it a dingding?
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Crapboy123 9 years ago
go under the covers

ApertureSci987 8 years ago
I don't see a downside

Zilverwingz 11 years ago
why did the majority see noting wrong with this??

EyeOwnUrEnergy 10 years ago
It's not that bad. Eventually someone is gonna find out. Might as well be Nick Cage
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Mudkipz 11 years ago
why do i give a damn if nic cage watching im still getting some

Hallie Condensation Lafon 13 years ago
Fuck, he can watch for all I care.

urmomxd 9 years ago
No way. That dude is creepy.
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Manuel225599 11 years ago
See his face while he's watchimg me... can't stop laughing xD funniest sex ever

David Octogonopus 13 years ago
What if you want to have sex with him? What happens then? A clone of him watches you, or something?

spr_mystery_man 9 years ago
groundhog day happens.
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Dakp17 9 years ago
What the hell is this

imavirginnn 5 years ago
a button

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
ahehehehehem doesn't matter had sex

Nightkilla 10 years ago
So, like I can be Donald Trump for real? Wait, no, I just have to build a wall between me and Nicholas Cage. Wait, is Cage mexica?

Link_Master 9 years ago
Yes now i can have sex with anyone

Link_Master 9 years ago
btw im 12

Julian_Frost 9 years ago
What if I want to have sex with nich cage, so will there be another nich cage watching?

PokerfaceCat 9 years ago
What if I have sex with Nicholas Cage?

Murderouspikachu 8 years ago
What if he"s homophobic
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AnIncrediblyFatMan 9 years ago
You can but that doesn't mean it"s always legal.

Yehboi 10 years ago
hell yeah

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots 11 years ago
Cover his eyes with something and make it so he cant hear

herpes dispenser 11 years ago
( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

SF-A2 Miki 11 years ago
Umm there are kids on this website you know

Thisisanobnioxiouslongusernameandyoucandonothingaboutthematter 9 years ago
Umm we dont give a shit

Aikka 11 years ago
No1 cares if hes waching

kiekill19 11 years ago
2 feet away over the wall

Blahgirlson 12 years ago
No press.

Ward Schepers 13 years ago
100% worth

Eugenio Trotta 13 years ago
Oh well, there are worse things than being watched by Nicolas Cage while having sex.

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago
Like Nicolas Cage starring in a movie about you having sex?

PizzaBlast 5 years ago
Yay I can meet nicolas cage

elhamisawesome 11 years ago
i want to have sex real bad

Blackcat13 9 years ago
Hi the hell are you why are you in my house (gun shot turns lights on) (upon seeing ho it is I shot i don’t give a disk and go back to sex after dragging the little shit out of my house)

Blackcat13 9 years ago
Fuck not disk

Chance Finch 13 years ago
Sweet

AuraOblivion 10 years ago
Complete darkness

Demon1987 9 years ago
Who is Nicholas Cage, also as long he doesn't intervene in any way I won't kill it

NoahGriswold 9 years ago
look it up

FrankOcean 2 years ago
He has to wear a ghost rider costume though

A strange person 10 years ago
You don't say ?

ottertheplush 7 years ago
Downside?

TilK 4 years ago
Where is the downside?

Wolfpaw174 11 years ago
Curtians

Murderouspikachu 8 years ago
What if he"s telling you and person B what to do thou?

JustinNicholson 9 years ago
I see no downside to this...

Pfelice 9 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ArKade47 10 years ago
Having sex with anyone you want already exists, it"s called rape.

Alset 5 years ago
jesus fuck that would terrify me tbh

corni 11 years ago
Doesnt matter...... had sex

duzk3431 10 years ago
His comments would be hilarious. Do i become friends with him?

SigurdCiaran 6 years ago
Where"s the downside?

461990 11 years ago
Dont carebgirls naked hell yes

Panifex 9 years ago
If he has a porn addiction that"s not my problem
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