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37357 (40%) people have pressed this button, while 55202 (60%) did not.
You become fluent in all spoken languages, including all animal languages
but
You lose the ability to read and write, and you can never get it back
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Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago
I can't live without my pizza... 🥺

MATIRAMIC9 years ago
SO... I WILL FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS THE BOB SPONGE BAD WORD NUMBER 9¡¡¡???? OMG

Perhaps5 years ago
Lmao, OhNoADilemma got negative likes.
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Douchebag698 years ago
My handwriting is shit already and I can get E-Readers.

CookieCreamBlizCovers7 years ago
I agree.

Mark Gonzalez12 years ago
atleast you can learn what the fox says

CrimsonTheFox3 years ago
but foxes also say they want more representation in animal crossing, beyond being a fox that scams you and your villagers
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Ai1im39 years ago
Schreiben ist mein LEEEBEN!

Jaraskur8 years ago
It means writting is my life
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MNITIMMY9 years ago
if there was no downside i would beg 'my parents to take me to the zoo

SeemsLegit8 years ago
Screw school.

Zachary La Terra9 years ago
BROOO SO MANY F-'s in english class

Vppqrt9 years ago
Ikr :/

quickstirke8 years ago
FUCK THIS QUESTION!!!

EdgyPotato8 years ago
Nope. I'm a book nerd

Belp2 months ago
Same

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
I can live without the ability to write but READ? I won't press it even if someone gave me a great gift for this.

Patri7 years ago
I like reading. Tho I don’t have a care for writing

Timelypat8 years ago
I"d rather just learn it.

Departmentof Transportation12 years ago
Audio books bitch. In every language.

Impredictable4 years ago
Fwisk get back to goat mom it’s dangerous here
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Celinefox9 years ago
Have someone do it for you.

Bff112849 years ago
U SHALL NEVER TAKE MY PRECIOUS BOOKS.

Alexander G Thorvildsen12 years ago
Make monkeys follow you around with notepads.

Tired_VWORP4 years ago
Slavery - Bad.
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ReDwErD9 years ago
loophole I cant read or write (in any other language than English)

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
I can read in all languages, though I won't know what does it mean. But I see the letters clearly.

Funafuti9 years ago
This is stupid

Ixvys7 years ago
You never said I can't type.

Michelle Bravender12 years ago
I CAN'T GIVE UP READING

mia/joe the hippie joker9 years ago
NO I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE THE BUTTON but I guess its partially good

Simpawz10 years ago
Animals would entertain me Totaly!

DarraghCleryYT8 years ago
Well,I can try sign language books,right?

Soniclover_the_Buttonpresser9 years ago
Green button, now don't press the red button.

mkmkmk1004 years ago
You loose ability to read and write, me in 8th grade school (lots of books and writing): I see this as an absolute win.

the slayer9 years ago
I don't like to write or read do I'd be fine

TheOddDiabetic7 years ago
Get a scribe and honestly you"re a great person now who cares about your english grade

=3internetjunkie11 years ago
Don't have to read subs on Attack on Titan!!!! FTW

Isabelthebadass9 years ago
Voice Type and Audio Books. If not Voice type, they never said you couldn't type, just that you couldn't write.

TehSatiricalBastard9 years ago
READING AND WRITING IS NOT AN ABILITY D!CK WAD, you learn it.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
Not far from the truth. :-\

FlyingPiggys 9 years ago
Have somebody read and write for you

shiro2309 years ago
i dont write anyway i type and who wants to read if you can hear from youtube

Clockwork9 years ago
I would rather talk to tigers!

Starovoytovm.209 years ago
Typing?

PersonCreature34755 years ago
Hey that"s just an excuse to get out of school

Addsey10 years ago
talk to ALL the things

KennethCutler8 years ago
then i have an excuse for people to do things for me and all buisnesses wil want me and they will be willing to give me an assistant

Sarah Lincourt12 years ago
couldnt ever give up reading

Biffer9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

kitouzu9 years ago
すべての天最高の質問の私の神だけではありません

rclark9 years ago
Love reading and writing to much so nope

Delta24223 years ago
Sign language

Coolman45610 years ago
I HATE to read and write

Jaraskur8 years ago
An alle die deutsch sprechen bitte liked den Kommentar damit alle die kein deutsch sprechen denken das ich was cooles geschrieben habe und alle die englisch und deutsch sprechen, bitte machts nicht kaputt :)

spacecat659 years ago
it never says you cant type and cant talk so there really is no lose

KBFLFHorror9 years ago
No more fanfiction? NO! D:

Perhaps5 years ago
Teach monkeys about fire. Become their king.

imacookie1210 years ago
downside? i can travel pretty much anywhere in the world and not have trouble understanding what people say and i can talk to freaking animals.
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