You become fluent in all spoken languages, including all animal languages
but
You lose the ability to read and write, and you can never get it back
I will not


Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago
I can't live without my pizza... 🥺

MATIRAMIC9 years ago
SO... I WILL FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS THE BOB SPONGE BAD WORD NUMBER 9¡¡¡???? OMG

Perhaps5 years ago
Lmao, OhNoADilemma got negative likes.
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Douchebag698 years ago
My handwriting is shit already and I can get E-Readers.

CookieCreamBlizCovers7 years ago
I agree.

Mark Gonzalez12 years ago
atleast you can learn what the fox says

CrimsonTheFox3 years ago
but foxes also say they want more representation in animal crossing, beyond being a fox that scams you and your villagers
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Ai1im38 years ago
Schreiben ist mein LEEEBEN!

Jaraskur8 years ago
It means writting is my life
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MNITIMMY9 years ago
if there was no downside i would beg 'my parents to take me to the zoo

SeemsLegit8 years ago
Screw school.

Zachary La Terra9 years ago
BROOO SO MANY F-'s in english class

Vppqrt9 years ago
Ikr :/

quickstirke8 years ago
FUCK THIS QUESTION!!!

EdgyPotato8 years ago
Nope. I'm a book nerd

Belp2 months ago
Same

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
I can live without the ability to write but READ? I won't press it even if someone gave me a great gift for this.

Patri7 years ago
I like reading. Tho I don’t have a care for writing

Timelypat8 years ago
I"d rather just learn it.

Departmentof Transportation12 years ago
Audio books bitch. In every language.

Impredictable4 years ago
Fwisk get back to goat mom it’s dangerous here
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Celinefox9 years ago
Have someone do it for you.

Bff112849 years ago
U SHALL NEVER TAKE MY PRECIOUS BOOKS.

Alexander G Thorvildsen12 years ago
Make monkeys follow you around with notepads.

Tired_VWORP4 years ago
Slavery - Bad.
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Shirokuma9 years ago
Fahk it.

Nails_no_Milk7 years ago
I pressided de bootin day alowed meh two ignor all dowwnsids (This was painful to write. XD)

writingforannie9 years ago
I can just have people read to to me and I can dictate what I want written to someone, no matter the language!

MathiasGjone8 years ago
Føkk

rumpleam4939 years ago
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Alastor_5 months ago
Covyvtxlbu do UC hcoyvohx

Virginia :D :P (xD)9 years ago
BUT I CAN DRAW!!! :D

killer4710909 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

SlominskiProductions5 years ago
I'm not fluent then if I can't read or write XD

keki10 years ago
suuuuure

BillGuyTheScienceNye7 years ago
Have someone else write and read for you

Lagennagen9 years ago
I will just have other people read to and write for me.

Alekseisem049 years ago
So i can stil talk on evry languich

EpikGamer1019 years ago
LOLS Mark Gonzalez i want to speak to catz :D

PuzzelMaster1239 years ago
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AlexGhiurau8 years ago
And?? If you can speak all languages doesnt say you can't get an man to say you whats reading no?

MouseGirl4 years ago
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EnderTamer200310 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

tomboy are like wtf9 years ago
Wtf I draw better then right plus it be nice to what anime In japes plus I want to freak ppl out by talking to my cute dog but ill keep it secret from scientist

Yourmom369 years ago
I am trillingual.

redhairedsatan9 years ago
i hate writing and reading so why not

crlafever7 years ago
It says write. Not type

DaughterOfDurin11 years ago
Nope. I will never give up the ability to write and read. Reading = life

Pi Threepointonefour9 years ago
I'm already illiterate. I hired someone to read the dilemma to me and write this comment.

GoFlex657 years ago
I can now understand Japanese Anime I AM A GOD

Kimu Hatake9 years ago
I need to be able to write,so I can write my fan fiction stories about different animes

Erwwre8 years ago
Why would anyone need all languages?and what do animals say? Move move move Pee pee eat sex

neffisreales9 years ago
lol hehe

useless_account9 years ago
All these people saying "Ha ha I'll just type" haven't understood the point. You can't read. How are you going to use a keyboard, if you don't know what all the weird symbols on the keys are? How will you create a message on the screen if you can't read wh...[Show full comment]

SpiricalTem-Flake9 years ago
Atleast i can still Draw!But, i Can't read comments anymore.

Saitama1235 years ago
Well I get to know what the fox says with no consequences

hey-assbutt62210 years ago
I love to read and write but I suppose I can live with audiobooks and drawing

harrypotterscar128 years ago
Just use voice recordings its 2017 people
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