The god of your personal religion comes forth as the one true god, and he's got your back. (If you're an atheist, you get to make one up)
but
He/she loves you, but he's got a personality you can't stand, and he thinks you're kind of a tool.
I will not

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
HOI IM TEM GOD. THE ONE TRUE GOD ME WANT DA TEM FLAKES

FilipxD 4 years ago
MOM I GOT THE PACIFIST ENDING MOM!!
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ilovebobo 2 years ago
Praise god and only God.

Ratboy 11 years ago
I am my own god. So. That's interesting.

HMJ 8 years ago
Wut?
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Steven Telencio 13 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

ianosaurus15 4 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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mrcaleb21 10 years ago
FOR THE EMPEROR!

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
Sea Emperor? If it"s her, I'm in. If not... then Pancake Satan will mess you up.

Alkeniw 11 years ago
What if the god I choose is a god that doesn't have a personality? And what if he doesn't know what the adjective tool means?

DamnSponge 10 years ago
Every night, o shall pray... to... the almighty...CHARA!!

DiamondChàra 8 years ago
Sure

Castiel James Tomlinson 11 years ago
So my dad is God...

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago
a god that has a good personality you big fat idiot

Pie. 11 years ago
Time for some serious reapertale shit.

Steven Telencio 13 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

mathematicdungeonl0rd 9 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

lavabob2000 9 years ago
ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!

AkameTiene 9 years ago
Dogaboi0 you realise you just told him to go to his own heaven. As saintanism believes that god is evil and that you can get tortured up in heaven but in hell you get their promise lands. What is your idea of heaven is to them what you think of is hell and... [Show full comment]
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Squad51.2 10 years ago
All Hail Lord Helix.

Tinyman479 11 years ago
He will still have my back, and I can say that I found God.

DaRealDexs 11 years ago
GAMING MONEY FOOD CAR GODD

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
ROBO PENIS MUSCLE NINJA

spinosaurus_man 11 years ago
what happens if I believe in every type of good god. dont judge I have a hier chance of going to some sort of heaven or hell.

DiamondChàra 8 years ago
That’s cool

Bagout 11 years ago
Im an atheist that means that i make my god so stupid he thinks a tool is his master and fuck the other bit i have a slave god!

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
the god of nerds

DemonicalDragon 8 years ago
I don't believe in God, wait... From now on, I will believe I'm God!! Hahaa!!

None-Is-None 9 years ago
Why tho: http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/423789

KamiKat 10 years ago
HAIL SATAN.

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
PANCAKE SATAN!!!! lol

ultracreeper 10 years ago
Wow lord gaben would be real finally................wait one second

mr.whatface 11 years ago
Huh, thought my rendition of God would have a little more "existence" in his form. Also he can't do jack shit when I give him the laws of physics.

skatershit 11 years ago
Anarchist skategod

birdlover143 11 years ago
Eh, can't think of anything. Wait... The Nothing!

Aaron Zwosta 13 years ago
What do Scientologists do then?

Grayxiph3r 11 years ago
praise the holy science
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Aaron Zwosta 13 years ago
What do Scientologists do then?

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
But we are monkeys even the Pope suggested that might be true and im chatholic
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Jonathan Fuller 13 years ago
just like most my friends!

Jonathan Fuller 13 years ago
just like most my friends!

Nico_di_Angelo 8 years ago
Um im a christian so

HMJ 8 years ago
Soooooo?

whenpigsfly95 11 years ago
if freakin Leviphone will never notice me then i say no

Craftykit 9 years ago
Sorry guys but this god sounds like my freaind and its a giant bird with people legs

Benji5009 11 years ago
If I become God then I can't stand my personality, I can make it better. Then I will not be a tool...

bugmenot 10 years ago
But I don't believe in a God

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
its like all atheists are stupid... IT SAID MAKE ONE UP GOD DAMMIT

Maddie Hurford 13 years ago
Best "will you press the button" ever!

TheAlmightyUltimus 9 years ago
I pledge myself to you, Lord Cthulhu. May the world descend into a glorious age of chaos and madness. Ph"nglui mglw"nafh Cthulhu R"lyeh wgah"nagl fhtagn.

Kodi the Brony 11 years ago
But, I believe in 3 gods...

AshleyVy last year
财神爷吗,有点意思

Conner Wolf 13 years ago
Most people think that anyway, besides, as a Hammer of God, I am a tool, a tool of Justice here on Earth, and in this universe. Then even if I don't like their personality, it's doubtful I'd like the personality of any immortal being, besides, those usually lead to some of the best relationships.

Woodyblues123 9 years ago
I would change the meaning of tool to cute baby and make my God a gigantic pizza with 2 big cats for ears!!!

move it 11 years ago
Copy and paste

Itamio0 5 years ago
Eu sou politeísta em uma religião com mais de 300 deuses (Shintoísmo), pra mim isso é uma vitória absoluta

Anya 10 years ago
If i'm atheist and i can make my own god, so can i be the god? Cant stand myself anyway

Ernesto Guerrero 13 years ago
im atheist i made a darkness death and glory but misericordy queen. of EVIL! and good... but most EVIL... whatever is my mind not yours...

Overlord-Rath 9 years ago
Ave Satanas! Ave Domini Inferni!

ElvisPresleyGirl45 11 years ago
My god is a truck who I love and I don't care what he does

ADdmuse 12 years ago
As an atheist I would make an asshole god that thinks everyone is a tool anyway so win/win for me

Timelypat 9 years ago
Atheism?

ninjagoron 11 years ago
DARTH VADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cathrope 10 years ago
So he"s Excalibur from Soul Eater?

Elijah Robinson 13 years ago
i could not give a crap if someone thinks i'm a tool. at least he's helping.
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