Sea Emperor? If it"s her, I'm in. If not... then Pancake Satan will mess you up.
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Alkeniw11 years ago
What if the god I choose is a god that doesn't have a personality? And what if he doesn't know what the adjective tool means?
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DamnSponge10 years ago
Every night, o shall pray... to... the almighty...CHARA!!
DiamondChàra8 years ago
Sure
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Castiel James Tomlinson11 years ago
So my dad is God...
idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999996 years ago
a god that has a good personality you big fat idiot
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Pie.11 years ago
Time for some serious reapertale shit.
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Steven Telencio13 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
mathematicdungeonl0rd9 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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lavabob20009 years ago
ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!
AkameTiene9 years ago
Dogaboi0 you realise you just told him to go to his own heaven. As saintanism believes that god is evil and that you can get tortured up in heaven but in hell you get their promise lands. What is your idea of heaven is to them what you think of is hell and...[Show full comment]
if freakin Leviphone will never notice me then i say no
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Craftykit9 years ago
Sorry guys but this god sounds like my freaind and its a giant bird with people legs
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Benji500911 years ago
If I become God then I can't stand my personality, I can make it better. Then I will not be a tool...
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bugmenot10 years ago
But I don't believe in a God
Hamburger Guy10 years ago
its like all atheists are stupid... IT SAID MAKE ONE UP GOD DAMMIT
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Maddie Hurford13 years ago
Best "will you press the button" ever!
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TheAlmightyUltimus9 years ago
I pledge myself to you, Lord Cthulhu. May the world descend into a glorious age of chaos and madness. Ph"nglui mglw"nafh Cthulhu R"lyeh wgah"nagl fhtagn.
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Kodi the Brony11 years ago
But, I believe in 3 gods...
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AshleyVylast year
财神爷吗,有点意思
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Conner Wolf13 years ago
Most people think that anyway, besides, as a Hammer of God, I am a tool, a tool of Justice here on Earth, and in this universe. Then even if I don't like their personality, it's doubtful I'd like the personality of any immortal being, besides, those usually lead to some of the best relationships.
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Woodyblues1239 years ago
I would change the meaning of tool to cute baby and make my God a gigantic pizza with 2 big cats for ears!!!
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move it11 years ago
Copy and paste
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Itamio05 years ago
Eu sou politeísta em uma religião com mais de 300 deuses (Shintoísmo), pra mim isso é uma vitória absoluta
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Anya10 years ago
If i'm atheist and i can make my own god, so can i be the god? Cant stand myself anyway
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Ernesto Guerrero13 years ago
im atheist i made a darkness death and glory but misericordy queen. of EVIL! and good... but most EVIL... whatever is my mind not yours...
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Overlord-Rath9 years ago
Ave Satanas! Ave Domini Inferni!
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ElvisPresleyGirl4511 years ago
My god is a truck who I love and I don't care what he does
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ADdmuse12 years ago
As an atheist I would make an asshole god that thinks everyone is a tool anyway so win/win for me
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Timelypat9 years ago
Atheism?
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ninjagoron11 years ago
DARTH VADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cathrope10 years ago
So he"s Excalibur from Soul Eater?
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Elijah Robinson13 years ago
i could not give a crap if someone thinks i'm a tool. at least he's helping.
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