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The god of your personal religion comes forth as the one true god, and he's got your back. (If you're an atheist, you get to make one up)
but
He/she loves you, but he's got a personality you can't stand, and he thinks you're kind of a tool.
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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
HOI IM TEM GOD. THE ONE TRUE GOD ME WANT DA TEM FLAKES

FilipxD 4 years ago
MOM I GOT THE PACIFIST ENDING MOM!!
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ilovebobo 2 years ago
Praise god and only God.

Ratboy 11 years ago
I am my own god. So. That's interesting.

HMJ 8 years ago
Wut?
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Steven Telencio 13 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

ianosaurus15 4 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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mrcaleb21 10 years ago
FOR THE EMPEROR!

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
Sea Emperor? If it"s her, I'm in. If not... then Pancake Satan will mess you up.

Alkeniw 11 years ago
What if the god I choose is a god that doesn't have a personality? And what if he doesn't know what the adjective tool means?

DamnSponge 10 years ago
Every night, o shall pray... to... the almighty...CHARA!!

DiamondChàra 8 years ago
Sure

Castiel James Tomlinson 11 years ago
So my dad is God...

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago
a god that has a good personality you big fat idiot

Pie. 11 years ago
Time for some serious reapertale shit.

Steven Telencio 13 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

mathematicdungeonl0rd 9 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

lavabob2000 9 years ago
ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!

AkameTiene 9 years ago
Dogaboi0 you realise you just told him to go to his own heaven. As saintanism believes that god is evil and that you can get tortured up in heaven but in hell you get their promise lands. What is your idea of heaven is to them what you think of is hell and... [Show full comment]
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Squad51.2 10 years ago
All Hail Lord Helix.

Tinyman479 11 years ago
He will still have my back, and I can say that I found God.

DaRealDexs 11 years ago
GAMING MONEY FOOD CAR GODD

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
ROBO PENIS MUSCLE NINJA

spinosaurus_man 11 years ago
what happens if I believe in every type of good god. dont judge I have a hier chance of going to some sort of heaven or hell.

DiamondChàra 8 years ago
That’s cool

Bagout 11 years ago
Im an atheist that means that i make my god so stupid he thinks a tool is his master and fuck the other bit i have a slave god!

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
the god of nerds

DemonicalDragon 8 years ago
I don't believe in God, wait... From now on, I will believe I'm God!! Hahaa!!

None-Is-None 9 years ago
Why tho: http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/423789

KamiKat 10 years ago
HAIL SATAN.

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
PANCAKE SATAN!!!! lol

ultracreeper 10 years ago
Wow lord gaben would be real finally................wait one second

mr.whatface 11 years ago
Huh, thought my rendition of God would have a little more "existence" in his form. Also he can't do jack shit when I give him the laws of physics.

skatershit 11 years ago
Anarchist skategod

birdlover143 11 years ago
Eh, can't think of anything. Wait... The Nothing!

Aaron Zwosta 13 years ago
What do Scientologists do then?

Grayxiph3r 11 years ago
praise the holy science
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Aaron Zwosta 13 years ago
What do Scientologists do then?

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
But we are monkeys even the Pope suggested that might be true and im chatholic
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Jonathan Fuller 13 years ago
just like most my friends!

Jonathan Fuller 13 years ago
just like most my friends!

Aeroon 11 years ago
its ok

CarthOnasi 10 years ago
hmm, lets see, invislible, silent, god that can't do nothin"? sure. no effect. he exists though.

Sawyer Keeneth 13 years ago
All hail harem king keima...

Gamity 8 years ago
My God is SlushySenpai. Suck it.

Mai-chan 9 years ago
We are all God"s tools anyway.

Aidan Bryan 13 years ago
ALL HAIL OUR LORD ARCEUS!!! ^_^

AkameTiene 9 years ago
#TheFaithOfLadyIrene. Please search this story up. Or look at aphmau"s mcd. It"s so beautiful and heart warming. Lady Irene or Irena as some may call her. But if this comes true, will we basically live in the world of minecraft? I would actually like to li... [Show full comment]

Jamietheboss 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

RiverRainWing 9 years ago
What if you are that god...

lucarionite99 11 years ago
My god is Arceusb

kongya 8 months ago
Lord of Mysteries,You can read it in this book.How did the protagonist do it?I can be my own god.

MCGamerGirl317 10 years ago
I already am kind of a tool, I think...

CrazyPillowDucky 11 years ago
I believe in the eternal duck (yes im an atheist) and he tells me I am a co God so loophole

KamiKat 10 years ago
I am my own god.

MrStealYoGirl 12 years ago
I'm a deist... so...

Touch_Me 4 years ago
I put myself as the god

thegreenrex 10 years ago
JEHOVA WOULD NEVER SEE ME LIKE A TOOL

ZaneP 13 years ago
My god is mortal and has about a few negative thousand years left. GO BUDDHA

Double0racle 9 years ago
All Hail Steam lords above, bless me with your holy sales of AAA games!

voidstryker 10 years ago
So I'm atheist, does that mean I can make myself up as God

Hannah Harpe 13 years ago
I'm around people I can't stand all the time. They're called co-workers. I think I can cope.

I_Am_Kailyn 7 years ago
Praise Dean Winchester!!!!!
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