You'll know everything in the universe...
but
You'll be unable to tell anybody, instead you'll just wee yourself.
I will not


Maraiya9 years ago
I can write it and leave it for someone to find. Technically, i didnt tell anyone. Someone found out.

therealobama3 years ago
if someone asks me something, do i just pee?

boykisser12 months ago
real

Javongod3 years ago
Ok I be a super hero with out people knowing

Migdin18 years ago
I will get a pet and name it Anybody, then i can tell it to everyone except my pet

banananananananan10 months ago
nb
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TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

TinaLucia2 years ago
Now that you know everything you know how to turn yourself back into a human
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Tyler Guimond12 years ago
if you know everything, you'd know how to break the cycle and tell people.

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Why tell anyone anything...THEY WON'T CARE!
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TaioMalynn8 years ago
Adult diapers 👌

I Pitty da FOOL9 years ago
And you will know how to stop yourself from wee wee....(this was probably made by a two year old)

Sabi9 years ago
Ok write a book then and it is free for evryone

DiamondFist127 years ago
Hasn’t there been like 5000000 questions like this

Kenney Rowe12 years ago
Doctor who

FireWiz049 years ago
does wee yourself mean masturbate???

TheRightOne10 years ago
You can't tell anybody but it didn't say you can't write it down and show it to somebody

Bigbadbirdy5 years ago
What two year old made this, (wee yourself)

penismaster4 years ago
racist

Nacho Cava12 years ago
so whats the point of pressing it?

TheOriginalKirito7 years ago
If you knew everything then you"d know how to get around the downside, so downside is invalid.

supermen121918josh8 years ago
See there is a loophole because you cant tell anyone because they wont believe you (im assuming) there for just "discover" it

#thug life9 years ago
It never said every time you tell someone yo do it once and then go to a seicne lab and tell them

Alexgg60310 years ago
... Shut up Incret commet

willtheboi2 years ago
use the information to help people, youre not telling them

Sexygirl1888889 years ago
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dankmemes1018 years ago
spam...

Kbobster047 years ago
If you know everything the universe then you can make unlimited machines, powers and different dimensions

KarmaNeko9 years ago
Time to write a book.

DoctorJohCoy10 years ago
DO IT.

Young Discord9 years ago
where's the fun in knowing everything

MajorMomHappy8 years ago
Make a documentary on the shitter. NEXT.

sentientbutton8 years ago
Ill just publish this knowledge into books, including credible evidence. I woudn't have told anybody, just have shown them.

EliteGeneral9 years ago
I agree with ones who said yes, plus well....it can make a lot o money on some way.( I would really like to make a serum to make myself nigh invincible, well I put some effort to it so I'm not like superman.

arfas9 years ago
siriosly if u know everything and unable to say anyone so u will not get honour anyway

kazuichi10 years ago
To the people who say write it down, what makes you think anyone will believe you?

ThePaulDude4 years ago
No one would believe you or care about anything you know so really, you can use this for all sorts of advantages & it wouldn't affect you at all.

Logan Pizza11 years ago
I can always just know how to tell people, unless telling people about the secrets of the universe is not in the universe.

ImAMurderer7 years ago
SPOILERS- oh..umm..

MeatwadMeatwad9 years ago
So I can write it on paper?

SuperKael9 years ago
no downside.

The Killer Courier9 years ago
I DONT CARE I KEEP THE KNOWLEDGE TO MYSELF ALREADY

its_de_margs7 years ago
say it or write it in code....jesus...

Hayabusa003GuardianOftheFarmiryOfDucks9 years ago
write it down

whyamiselfish10110 years ago
do it, build a time machine,not tell anybody:write it down dumbass

MAGNETIC ICE9 years ago
Just build a computer chip that has the knolage of the universe and give it to Canada

Pickels7 years ago
Eh. It"s not that bad to wee yourself. J

LiunrSnivy8 years ago
So if I press the button I pee myself?

DarkAngel1179 years ago
I WILL KNOW HOW TO SUMMONER A GUARDIAN. I NEED NOTHING ELSE!

BigFatFluffyPenguin9 years ago
Dis is a cool one

Dalekbuster52310 years ago
What harm would a little wee do to anyone?

Foxtastic4 years ago
Can't i just write stuff on a letter? 1000000 IQ move

Battlefield_20259 years ago
I'll just write an ebook

Lywondo11 years ago
Umm, that means i would know how NOT to wee my self... and also know how to find a way to tell people. Some people really need to think through some of the questions they make on this site...

Mangomagmaman7 years ago
So I can't tell anyone anything? Anything at all?

Ifredward8 years ago
I'm just gonna wee myself and enjoy knowing Morgan Freeman is an interdimensional entity with the sole purpose of entertaining all life-from with his sexy voice.
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