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You'll know everything in the universe...
but
You'll be unable to tell anybody, instead you'll just wee yourself.
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Maraiya9 years ago
I can write it and leave it for someone to find. Technically, i didnt tell anyone. Someone found out.

therealobama3 years ago
if someone asks me something, do i just pee?

boykisser12 months ago
real

Javongod3 years ago
Ok I be a super hero with out people knowing

Migdin18 years ago
I will get a pet and name it Anybody, then i can tell it to everyone except my pet

banananananananan10 months ago
nb
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TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

TinaLucia2 years ago
Now that you know everything you know how to turn yourself back into a human
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Tyler Guimond12 years ago
if you know everything, you'd know how to break the cycle and tell people.

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Why tell anyone anything...THEY WON'T CARE!
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TaioMalynn8 years ago
Adult diapers 👌

I Pitty da FOOL9 years ago
And you will know how to stop yourself from wee wee....(this was probably made by a two year old)

Sabi9 years ago
Ok write a book then and it is free for evryone

DiamondFist127 years ago
Hasn’t there been like 5000000 questions like this

Kenney Rowe12 years ago
Doctor who

PenguinAssault9 years ago
Who would still be able to write it on paper.

Ifredward8 years ago
I'm just gonna wee myself and enjoy knowing Morgan Freeman is an interdimensional entity with the sole purpose of entertaining all life-from with his sexy voice.

OldMakBook9 years ago
So in other words if I tell someone I'll piss myself? But if I don't then I won't piss myself? Seems good enough I'll be like the Doctor then!

deathbypanzer9 years ago
No downside here

setorines10 years ago
How is it that if you know everything people think I'll steal from everyone. Not I'll know great business ideas and which stocks will be most profitable? Mild loss for my faith in humanity

Hii237 years ago
Build a rocket solve world hunger whats the down side?

Atreyu Setter12 years ago
LOL i don't mind not telling anyone.

wglenn039 years ago
a squeaker worte this

usoutlaw8 years ago
thats why you wright that shit down

awesomeboss1209 years ago
I don't have to tell anyone

BACONLIFE10 years ago
Lol omfg I'm almost just pissed myself reading that it's dumb but it's so dumb it's funny as hell

HowDareYou9 years ago
Did anyone that said yes to this think "oh I can just use a catheter or diapers and problem solved."? Cause that's where my mind went.. but I clicked no.

GFcleverman7 years ago
Just don't tell anyone Plain and simple

Warmchne9 years ago
Write it down. So people can read it after you've died.

Ronnales11 years ago
Writing stuff down isn't telling people

aLiResistant9 years ago
Well if I don know Anything I Can't tell anyone too ! why not ?

Unenzor9 years ago
"You'll just wee yourself" what drugs is the submitter on?

Dooriel9 years ago
So technically The Giver without the weeing part?

PikaManiac6289 years ago
I didn't understand because of the wee part

agnii10 years ago
I wold have no reason to live

TooMany FanGirls12 years ago
Just write down everything you know, so when you are gone, people will now everything.

Kittenlover1017 years ago
I already know the meaning of life. It"s 42.

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Why tell people anyway, they probably wouldn't believe you anyway.

Phasmid99 years ago
knowledge is power. If I know everything in the universe, I am the most powerful man in the entire universe. GIMME!!!!

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shynigold9 years ago
I 'll write

Shurubel7 years ago
i"m gonna write everything they ask me.

Shnegithy9 years ago
Too many people fail to realize how mundane existence would become with omniscience...

A_Person10 years ago
I'd hack into PayPal and steal everybody's money and credit card info so I could become rich

JustLikeTheySay9 years ago
Become INCREDIBLY smart & rule the world as an EXTREMELY RICH TRILLIONARE!! :D

UgfSlain9 years ago
The rn is annoying
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Franzy8 years ago
I'm just here to read the comments

Kittenlover1017 years ago
Haha. I agree. I spend like, 20 minutes looking through the comments in 2 buttons.

thalesmal9 years ago
42

daaaaaannii9 years ago
wee??????????

Bigbadbirdy5 years ago
What two year old made this, (wee yourself)

penismaster4 years ago
racist

FireWiz049 years ago
does wee yourself mean masturbate???

TheRightOne10 years ago
You can't tell anybody but it didn't say you can't write it down and show it to somebody

Nacho Cava12 years ago
so whats the point of pressing it?

TheOriginalKirito7 years ago
If you knew everything then you"d know how to get around the downside, so downside is invalid.

supermen121918josh8 years ago
See there is a loophole because you cant tell anyone because they wont believe you (im assuming) there for just "discover" it
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