Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Nacas 11 years ago

As long as I don't sparkle...

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago

only the stand aura glow

KatieGreer 9 years ago

Brig asexual here kinda rocks. I mean not being in the sun suck but all the fun stuff happens at night anyways

Patrick Johnson 13 years ago

A vampire grasshopper? Sounds pretty metal.

Foxesarecool 9 years ago

It is actually a praying mantis

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Pampa 8 years ago

I mean, I'm ace and I'll just sleep at day like yeet bitch where"s the downside

princeofspiders 5 years ago

with great power comes great responsibility

LotsofLokilove 8 years ago

*asexual laughter in the distance*

residentbuttonpresser 5 years ago

*neckbeard sobbing and laughing in the distance*

HaydenTheMoonChild 8 years ago

*Acesexual snickering*

ARandomPerson124 9 years ago

Asexual perks

Tinydork01 9 years ago

I dont want to have sex with anyone anyways

GamingSimon 10 years ago

1. I enjoy the night, Hates the sun. 2. I'm enjoying masturbation more than sex. 3. I become 10x stronger and able to fly. 4. it says you can never enter sunlight, not die by sunlight. which means I can have sunlight on my face the whole day throw the window. cx

HeloMarcondes 9 years ago

Do you really want to sparkle?

Alyssa Kaye Wright 13 years ago

I'm asexual muahahahha

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago

ooh yeeah i toootally want to kill that supermodel...

Kay Workman 13 years ago

You can tell how negatively Twilight has affected our society just by looking at the statistics above lol

ghostc12 10 years ago

I know m8

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Francois Sun 13 years ago

It's basically the question of "do you want to be a vampire ? (but don't forget the drawbacks)"

SnuffyMcsnuffles 11 years ago

Or " do you want to be a necrophiliac vampire?" Necrophilia is a sexual attraction to dead things, for this of you who don't know. (Don't ask me how I know)

Sotos Ablaze 13 years ago

GAY

Maypaws 5 years ago

So basically I just get superpowers and that"s it /j

Bdog31 11 years ago

ninjatiger, you failed this horribly. It says "ANYONE you want to have sex with" no gender difference. also, this sucks ass.

ArizonaBaby182005 10 years ago

Is it weird that im 13 and has almost had sex? Ive seen my baes penis and he has seen ALL if me so! And then he "accidentally" fell on me holding his penis!*blushes*

gayretard69 11 years ago

I fucking love to touching the sun's ass

Nazi Pineapple 10 years ago

Umm im a succubus?

destielbitch 11 years ago

*asexual cackling in the distance*

Melissa Leman 13 years ago

That's stupid. Sorry, but I like my fun in the sun.

Chazrave 11 years ago

Would a morph suit protect you?

SodaDrinker 9 years ago

You know what? I just wanna masturbate.

nperson1 11 years ago

Hopefully they have vampire diaries rings.

trojan 10 years ago

Twilight?

Dripper12345 11 years ago

I'm a loner who doesn't want to do that so....

Hyltran 4 years ago

So I would have to kill every woman on the planet?

azazel 11 years ago

so a normal vampire

TheExplodingPig 11 years ago

I'm usually in bed for hours after sunrise and one night stands sound good ;)

CaffeineCream 6 years ago

Free reason to murder. Count me in.

ninjatiger 12 years ago

I'm lesbian

pressmedont123 10 years ago

Okay downside? Aside from my love of sun?

Lunapotter456 9 years ago

And I'm already never in sunlight

PandaButton 10 years ago

Never wanted Sex never will! So it seems fair to mwah ðŸ˜ðŸ˜

greenops011 11 years ago

Everyone loves necrophillia

Jmr 11 years ago

It dose not say when u have to kill them

toy chica 11 years ago

PRESSED!

Victorklints 9 years ago

So... I can still have sex right?

Hyltran 5 years ago

So I have to kill every attractive women of the planet?

scheuerman 11 years ago

By kill it better mean turn, otherwise no, not a necrophiliac

bitches be cray 10 years ago

I don't want to fuck anyone

OliverJeffreson 9 years ago

I"ve seeeeeeeeeen you befffffore tem

baconlord 11 years ago

fuck vampires

xXDankmemelord42096360Xx 10 years ago

am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

MyPasswordisPassword 11 years ago

It didn't say you had to do it at that moment you can have sex with them then some other day kill them

MyPasswordisPassword 11 years ago

This is not acually my account I hacked in to someone else's ... They had it coming

Jlegobot 8 years ago

If I get the power of A vampire, I might get power of DIO and ZA WARUDO

Brandin Michael Goldsberry 13 years ago

Hellsing... 'nuff said

_septiplier_fangirl_ 11 years ago

What if I don't want to have sex with anybody? :/

Gaboseries 9 years ago

If you have to kill the person you'll have sex with. That"s great. No fear of getting rejected. If she doesn't wanna bang, that"s fine. People will be too busy thinking you killer her to care you raped her corpse

joshzilla01 11 years ago

yes im dracula

hypes123 11 years ago

SO NO

Creeperkiller2000 10 years ago

Sounds like Twilight

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