Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Nacas 11 years ago

As long as I don't sparkle...

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago

only the stand aura glow

KatieGreer 9 years ago

Brig asexual here kinda rocks. I mean not being in the sun suck but all the fun stuff happens at night anyways

Patrick Johnson 13 years ago

A vampire grasshopper? Sounds pretty metal.

Foxesarecool 9 years ago

It is actually a praying mantis

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Pampa 8 years ago

I mean, I'm ace and I'll just sleep at day like yeet bitch where"s the downside

princeofspiders 5 years ago

with great power comes great responsibility

LotsofLokilove 8 years ago

*asexual laughter in the distance*

residentbuttonpresser 5 years ago

*neckbeard sobbing and laughing in the distance*

HaydenTheMoonChild 8 years ago

*Acesexual snickering*

ARandomPerson124 9 years ago

Asexual perks

Tinydork01 9 years ago

I dont want to have sex with anyone anyways

GamingSimon 10 years ago

1. I enjoy the night, Hates the sun. 2. I'm enjoying masturbation more than sex. 3. I become 10x stronger and able to fly. 4. it says you can never enter sunlight, not die by sunlight. which means I can have sunlight on my face the whole day throw the window. cx

HeloMarcondes 9 years ago

Do you really want to sparkle?

Alyssa Kaye Wright 13 years ago

I'm asexual muahahahha

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago

ooh yeeah i toootally want to kill that supermodel...

Kay Workman 13 years ago

You can tell how negatively Twilight has affected our society just by looking at the statistics above lol

ghostc12 10 years ago

I know m8

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Sotos Ablaze 13 years ago

GAY

Francois Sun 13 years ago

It's basically the question of "do you want to be a vampire ? (but don't forget the drawbacks)"

SnuffyMcsnuffles 11 years ago

Or " do you want to be a necrophiliac vampire?" Necrophilia is a sexual attraction to dead things, for this of you who don't know. (Don't ask me how I know)

dankmemes101 9 years ago

I don't go out in the sun anyway, and I'm not a pervert, so no downside for me. ;p

ShananayBananay 11 years ago

So... You're a vampire?

SkibidiToilet12 last year

Nothing changes

tommorowland 11 years ago

Oh hell no

Chattishgirl 11 years ago

Can't I be a nice vampire like Edward man. He doesn't like to drink human blood and he avoids it as much as he can, I don't want to be evil. :(

dimensional rift 11 years ago

Because this real vampires not the pussies that society has put in your head

ChloeCristata 6 years ago

I’m ace and never go out in the sun anyway. ....where’s the downside?

unwheptlamma 11 years ago

So a vampire

Zero420th 10 years ago

Fucking!

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Human 11 years ago

Where is the up side

slcol5 11 years ago

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ZippyDoggey 9 years ago

What if I am a sparkling vampire?

ThaBombers 11 years ago

basically....your in twilight

Seventh-Son 4 years ago

Metal as fuck, just a black widow vampire

The almighty cheese 11 years ago

i hate vampires

Xs10sial_Crisis 10 years ago

im panromantic so there are no downsides here.

Shrek-is-god 6 years ago

What if i dont want to have a girlfriend ever and im a gamer in his moms basement eating Doritos and drinking gfuel?

Kyokosora 12 years ago

Eh well, my greatest enemy is fucking sexy so I'm taking that

deathmatch200 10 years ago

WTF!? WHO THE FUCK CREATED THIS!?!?

OliverJeffreson 9 years ago

Nice pic tho

Mahmoudghabash 11 years ago

i cant live without the Sex

darco379 10 years ago

i live in rochester and rarely get sun light

Slicer9876 11 years ago

So it's like being a cross between on of those weird Asari and a vampire? Not that bad.

DrDrago 9 years ago

If I'm going to getting kinky with someone I'm going to marry them first so I'll not be pressing that button

ChenXin 11 months ago

物种大灭绝

Dosh123 11 years ago

Kill everyone i want to have sex with? fuk no.

The_Choosen_one 11 years ago

This is bullshit

ArizonaBaby182005 10 years ago

Is it weird that im 13 and has almost had sex? Ive seen my baes penis and he has seen ALL if me so! And then he "accidentally" fell on me holding his penis!*blushes*